re. going OTG/dumb-phone: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/light-phone-2

Donald Trump meets with the Queen. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Trump frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?"

Theresa May walks into the room. "Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence.

"Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes General McMasters' shoes in the next stall.

Mike shouts, "General! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

General McMaster yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Mike Pence smiles. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's General McMaster."

Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"

that was kinda funny

@GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍ do you know who I am

Guess not <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

@nig nog hello brother

@blueisthebestcolor no, 'fraid not.

You should

Think

good evening grizzly

Open your piehole in VC and maybe that will jog my memory @blueisthebestcolor

I have no mic

Remember now

no

What

Are you serious

yes

You forgot about me that quickly

@GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍ good evening mate

@Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids hey dude.... I remember you. How's things?

Look at my name @GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍

@blueisthebestcolor I don't have my reading spectacles handy.

Omg

It’s so ez

How do u not remember

You were so happy the last time I came back

@GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍ logged in to losing ALL of my info in firefox and being pretty pissed. aside from that, things have been fine, just have to rebuild everything from scratch

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

@Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids that's a bummer dude.

mhm

@GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍ cmon

You know who I am

'fraid not.

Oh this asshole

Uh oh

See Boone knows

Its the blue terry cruise guy @GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍

<:oldguy:511590480853598219>

‘Fraid you’re tad bit retarded @GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍ <:brainlet:511590628631773216>

Still can’t spell