dangerous retards

Cockup or conspiracy?

whats the difference i gues

guess

malice or ignorance, it still fucks up peoples lives

This is how folks end up falling out of helicopters.

>: (

i will not reduce myself to pinochet-banter

lmao

Now. Imagine. Wait a sec. this is the next and only logical phase for socialism

Marx.js will make all the decisions so no worker need be oppressed.

Lol. I do not want to helicopter a leftist. I hope we all remain wonderfully civil.

ah, mister strawman my good friend we meet again

It just makes my dick super hard.

😉

i thought of writing a sci-fi story in which politics became elections between competing AI programs

so like marx.js would run against watson, when in reality one company is making/funding all of the ai creation and the teams behind the programs

>tfw one of your irl friends posts a pro-reagan status on facebook

>fictions

Were you there for 2016v

wot

Pure AI battle.

i mean, hillary was a robot

that was clear

if trump was an ai he had some serious malfunctions

lol

No no. The wonk shit behind the scenes, DANK technology fight

Trumps campaign was amazingly run, beautiful, you can't believe it.

it was revolutionary for better or for worse

Part of that was measuring the sentiment of people down to the apartment building.

he broke all the rules that the liberals thought bound respectable politics

really? im honestly surprised

It goes a bit deeper than that.

from the guy who "knows the cyber"

Hilary was one hundred percent establishment backed.

Should have been unbeatable.

my headcanon on the trumps is that barron got caught doing some shady shit on the internet that the russians found out about and used as blackmail

hillary was a garbage candidate lmao

Nah.

Crowdstrike made it all up.

made up what

Infosec folks, will suck any cock that payed em

i know that headcanon isnt true

just a joke

O lol

I like that term.

heh

i have lots of em

Basically the canon as you perceive it

I got one.

Alan Alda is always the same secret agent.

Every movie with john malkovich is taking place in Cameroon diaz' head

ahahahah

You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's thoughts.

HOLY SHIT ALL THOSE FUCKING BONIES SOMEONE REMOVE IT REEE

@Anime Cat Oy are you named after the Kerning City from MapleStory?

@National Trotskyist Such a noble creature. A quality we sometimes lack. We will add your distinctiveness to our own.

oh shit!

antifa gonna be protesting in my own city!

@wiggles It's far more primitive than I expected.

I'm gonna go check it out, a small local communist militia may be there.

You think in such three-dimensional terms. How small you've become.

I don't understand how anyone could prefer a crude environment to Borg perfection.

Wow, antifa really is just a bunch of pissy babies throwing a fit

@everyone the left is a cancer, you should all kill yourselves, save your parents the disappointment

@A FUCKING LEAF Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand.

I immediately regret starting this war, had i known the borg was part of the left

Only one thing left to do, assimilate

They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

But everything i know, has it all been a lie? Have i been wrong this whole time?

We used to be exactly like them. Flawed, weak, organic. But we evolved to include the synthetic. Now we use both to attain perfection.

Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us.

Guys, I think we may need to assimilate

@steved You will become one with the Borg.

That does sound nice, but what if i refuse to give up who i am, give up my humanity?

@A FUCKING LEAF Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created, but now, they are all Borg.

@A FUCKING LEAF Left is still good, but 1st world one is cringy. Learn into MTW.

t. Jason Unruhe.

You mean the borg has destroyed, no, "assimilated" thousands of species, billions of organisms. Do you even keep a record of all the species you assimilate?

@National Trotskyist I'll have to check that out, I've only ever been familiar with 1st world leftist

@A FUCKING LEAF They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.

We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm loving what your saying, the whole bringing order to chaos and raising the quality of life for everyone, but hear me out, shouldn't that be a choice of the species and not yours?

@A FUCKING LEAF Human sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.

Hmmmm, so what you're saying is that because of those, we shouldn't be allowed to make that choice for ourselves, due to our irrational ways, right?

You're only repeating their words. You sound like a mindless automaton.

You are in chaos. You are the contradiction.

Maybe this is the way forward for the human race, no more war, no more hate, no more evil in the world, but, would it even matter if we couldn't enjoy the prosperity and joy?

We will work as one mind.

You must comply.

That... is for the best, I submit to being assimilated

Your life as it has been is over.

From this time forward, you will service us.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

Will it hurt?

Irrelevant.

Figured you'd say that, well, let's get this over with