pls kill @Krelin

Krelan eviscerates Krelan with a rusty butter knife. Ouch!

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @vermin Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Pls kill @Dick Daddy Foster

Willy pressed delete. It deleted Dick Daddy Foster

Oof

SHIEEET, @Dick Daddy Foster started slapping the sh*t out of @Willy
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Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @Arketer Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Hullo @Arketer

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @Walruss Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

False gods..?

Am I going to have to overlook another religous war?

@Dick Daddy Foster So... Who is the *true god then..?*

Because I've lost count after... I don't know 15?

@Dick Daddy Foster I fucking love you, that is one of my favorite songs

@Walruss Uh...Kek?

@Trini Dayana Rivera ...ok...

Kek... Alright!

I see you turned... To a style of anime for your channel.

Take a Ki-87 they'll come in handy one way or another

or just one long boi

Bexy

I have to say that while cool looking, it also looks like if you try hitting anything with it it'll shatter like crystal and generally prove more dangerous to the wielder than target.

Worse ways to lose an eye though and maybe it just looks like it's made of chromed pewter.

Wear safety glasses in any case.

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Awwright, goodbye giant rats, hello giant beetles!

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @Pagan.Minotaur Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

@Arketer Hello

Good relevant-time-of-day @Pagan.Minotaur

Time to go to work

And yes it will be great, because I'll be at work getting paid.

Twitter loves me... @Arketer

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @Mercolium Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

new life who dis

He's a disciplinary. @vermin

He has my approval to beat you all.

understandable

Even me?

If you're into kinky shit like that, sure.

I aint, dats some gay shit, and i ain't gay, I was just asking for clarification.

miss me with that gay scheisse

@Dick Daddy Foster started patting @Krelin :3
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Fuck is this weeb shit now?!

Rejoice ma Brudas!

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @ccannon Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Go Fuck Yourself, ccannon ! You Cunt.

Tatsumaki has been slacking. Welcome @IRATE PROSTATE

top kek

Very top kek

Extremely top kek

I know you're done with the drama but this isn't drama

so the white youtuber's server got leaf triggered

because they were being racist towards her I guess

and she just couldn't handle it

so let it be known the white youtuber's discord dislikes leaf

Thomas the tank engine

Is @Deleted User still here?

my greatest memory of the freight supremacy discord is when the first vc I was in

this one australian guy got super aggressive with me

about his country

like I was there to meme

not debate about his country

I hope to one day be big enough so she can fuck me in the ass with no money

really like how the hair was colored

I hope one day people will learn to manage their finances correctly so they can afford better shit on a tiny budget.

anyone heard about trumps latest fiasco tweet

"Shithole Countries" ...I mean... He's not wrong...

south africa isnt a shit hole

but the rest, yikes

Eh, I hear conflicting stories about South Africa.

they've Built a "home Grown" designed Stealth frigate, and have reasonably good military compared to the rest of th pan African countries

I'm with Messiah

SA is ok is some regards, but is STILL kinda a shithole.

Yes, purely because colonialism was allowed to persist, it is, by default, the best country in Africa.

politically its a fucking shithole

Minus Uganda of course...

Brudda

DO U KNO DE WAY

SPIT ON DIS MAN!

we is r queen

*spit, spit, spit*

britain should recolonize somalia

Daily reminder that it's still a miracle that Trump won

and fix it

So... We're getting anime girls of everything now?

Yes

trump one because people were fed up with liberal left BS

I like where this is heading...

Ya not wrong

@Walruss sepsame

Actually, he won primarilly because he got the electoral college to swing in his favor.

Well, that too, but still.

Despite the Dems having that unfair as fuck 55 point head-start.

never believe in the polls

It wasn't the polls, I was referencing the results.

@Dick Daddy Foster Fuck the Democrats where they breathe. Twice.

shit, but thats what everyone on brexit believed and know look at it

@Duke of Petchington he's talking about that hellhole we call California.

Cuckafornia, as i've heard of late

This is true as well.

@Duke of Petchington It's always been Cuckafornia.

Fuckedifornia

Then you have Texasshole

It's even more Cuckafornia now, Messiah

Cuckarado -_-

The best thing to come out of my state in a while is Neil Gorsuch

what about Florida

Florida is ok

Anyone else here think the word "cuck" should be retired as an insult? It's just been so over-used I group it together with fascist, racist, and sexist.

Virginia

Florida is full of old people

spoosled

south florida and north florida are completed different places

@Dick Daddy Foster I'm down for it

*completely

Virginia is either full of decent people, or backwoods hillbillies.

the Dakota's

Nobody cares about the Dakotas honestly.

It's to the point that me and my friends use it to describe creatures while we play Magic.

I mean, Colorado WAS nice

And then we legalized weed

All that's there is fracking, and Mt. Rushmore

oh bugger

Your need for weed shall soon be satisfied all over though

no

tanks bloke

Daddy Sessions will deal with the Cuckafornian potheads

I've already had three people come towards me telling me to invest in weed.

which State is the Skunk works at

I'd rather invest in tobbacco companies, because the Chinese evidently love American cigarettes.

Wot?

it a testing ground for prototype aircraft

F35 was tested there

Probably New Mexico I would think

We test all our shit there

yeah, Trident-II ICBMs

Daily reminder that America is the greatest (official) country on the Earth

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Oh

Trident-II delivery system is used by the UK out of simplifcation

i think the Ohio class Strategic Missile subs use them, as well as the upcoming Dreadnaught Class for the Royal Navy

We Have Northrop-Grumman over here by me in New York, outside Queens in Hicksville.

the MOD have bone to pick with that company, after they fucked up the cooling system for the Type 45s Marine Gas Turbine Generator

its a good company other wise

Anyone wanna invade Cali?

From my experience, it's probably more the MOD then NG themselves, our DOD is known for fielding more Albatrosses than Antartica.

I already live in NY, why would I want to leave one blue shithole for another, especially one in flames?

No, no

We invade

We deport the illegals

We restructure the state.

We make it a red state.

the Marine Gas Turbine on the T45s Gets hot to the point that cooling system cant cope

it degrades in perfomance

We need to offer Meh-he-co the same deal as Puerto Rico, then the illegals will flock back there, plus once Mexico is a common wealth, we get to steamroll the entire peninsula with our stockpiled ordanance, thereby stimulating the defense industry.

I'm down

Also, we use rocks from space to fuck NK.

no, that'll be are excuse when we nuke them

We hit Pyongyang first.

yes

I'd rather an actual invasion, to be frank. I can just imagine our Troops decimating those Communists in guerilla warfare.

Ye true

Wadeing through them like so much chaffe

We just send in Suction Cup Man.

we, need to send an army that actually gets rid of that fucking Regime

If we utilize concentrated drone strikes to remove the power structure, our ground troops will be able to slaughter there ground forces. I'd rather a complete buthery, as refuges/pows cost tax-payer money.

No quarter is the only humane way to deal with Communists

a tactical cruise missile strike could do that

True,

tomahawks for days

But cruise missels don't recruit the next gen of troops

Returning soldiers festooned with trophies of the battlefield recruit troops

the recent conflicts gave rise to the Migrant crisis in Europe and gave the SJWs a President they wanted for 8 years

so recruit are gained through education

Agreed, but letting our Troops actually engage and defeat an enemy in open combat in and of itself is a hell of a recruitment tool, part of the reason the numbers are low is because they've taken the teeth from the American service men

you have seen the state of the British armed forces, all of them are doing horribly in recruitment

Part of the problems the Brits have always had, at least in the past 50 years or so, is that it's become business as usual for your Military. America/Russia/China are always wagging their dicks center stage, you guys are just tending to business as usual. Part of the problem with being in a position of comfort, it breeds a sense of complacency amongst the populace and causes the ranks to thin.

You guys need to crank up your patriotism like we do here in the states.

the EU has Infiltrated our Education System, so thats were we need to start

agreed

I live in NY, all of my inlaws are NY Democrats who work as Teachers in the NYC public school systems

I am so sorry.

Personally, I think the whole lot of them should be shot for Treason

but that's just me

Alright, so I'm not sure if this one segment in my next video is a fucked-up kind of funny, or just plain-old fucked-up. But, a warning to you all, this next video will contain some gore.

Of the anime kind? Or the horror-movie kind?

I may or may not have imploded a child's head...

Neat.

It's done in a semi-humorous context though, and technically, it's not really supposed to be a child, but I guess we'll see what happens...

I suppose we will.

Go Fuck Yourself, asteriaa ! You Cunt.

Who?

someone, im sure

Question for @everyone is pegging gay?

Yes

Depends I suppose

depends on who's doing the pegging

not necessarily

May I get an explaination as to why or why not, in no less than 300 words, in MLA format, Times New Roman, 12pt font?

Yes

time to exercise English honors experience

Objectively there is no reason pegging should be gay, unless there are two biological dicks present.

Unless it's just the guy who is a two-headed freak.

yeah

some straight men just like in the ass while also liking women and not men, y'know??

and hey whatever swings your boat in all honesty

Entirely plausible.

Quite.

Traps are at least a little gay on the same principle. Or troublingly straight, if you happen to be a Lesbian.

In all cases, it's fairly trivial.

Still, what a knee-jerk from Bain on that question. Was very disappointing.

What did everyone think of today's video?

Haven't kept up with scriptures. I've been slacking on my bible studies.

For shame

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SPIT ON DIS MAN!!!

NOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He dunno se Wae

Caught up, saw it, the fuck was that "gore" scene? That was baby stuff. The way you were talking you made it seem like it might be actually disgusting.

The incredibles had a more disturbing gore scene than yours @Dick Daddy Foster

I've come to the conclusion

if I need to go into hiding

I'll go to vietnam,Thailand,Japan,South Korea

since I can confirm south koreans worship white people to a certain extent

and I've heard that vietnam and Japan also do

and thailand has elephants

Sun-kun looks hot

Boooooooooo

I want to die

Why?

Because Sun-kun is a thing.

Lmao

The fuck's a sun-coon?