No you aren’t @SheepTeeth

Well you are gay mike but thats not the point

@SheepTeeth send a video of yourself having sex with a girl to prove me wrong

>mfw mikes dad went to the coal mine and didnt come back

LOL

😂

Lord of Pregnancy here to save the fucking day

Tfw you are working on internet cables and you go into a coal mine

Fucking kek

I saw that depression

No you didn’t

I SAW THAT TOO NIGGA

I’m gay

Ok I’m done ahaha ha

FUCK

I miss craigslist

I almost spit out my fuckin drink

I use to go on the craigslist personals to see if classmates are on there

I used to go on CL personals to see the weird hilarious fetish stuff

And then I found my brother in law on there one day and that’s how I found out he was cheating on my sister lol

There was a dude who's CL name was "ASSLORD"

B ASSLORD

Yeah no joke it was a weird experience

I was with my friends and we went on the guys looking for girls section and he was on there looking for BBW

My friends and I laughed and I was thinking damn I live with that nigga

What a soy

You’re telling me

He probably owns a nofriendo switch

Luckily he’s my ex brother in law now

BBW as in fat women or big black women since it stands for both lol

The first one

ah ok

Although he probably doesn’t mind the ladder

``she's fat, i can hide in her rolls``

It be like that

``who needs a pussy when every roll IS a pussy``

Fuck niggers

Conceal carry a t-72 tank in your fat girls rolls

```just crawl inside your girls coochy like luke getting stuffed in a ton ton when someone walks in while fucking```

conceal carry a T-72 tank <:KEK:465443054254424065>

Great idea

<:triplemonka:550156979419480095> an entire fucking ocean of waves, ever rippling. Creature, untouched by man dwell in the rolls.

Kek read that in willem dafoes voice

Just gotta make sure her dense ass bones don’t penetrate into the ammo storage under the turret @Duke of Txtspeak

Aye

That'd be...

Suboptimal

make her body the base

There be creatures, untoched by man in them waves laddi

>inb4 turret goes flying out of her rolls like a frisbee

Tfw she already matches the 60 ton requirement

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

Best not go exploring

For yee will be trapped in the waves of lard that cover that lady for she is more spermwhale than woman

Submarines made specifically for exploring fat womens rolls

Those submariners must have a pretty high suicide rate

"You momas sooooo fat, they created google mama, to explore her"

<:salute:558007048122400795> god bless

exploration drones

cave divers

Gotta send a whole team to explore

Best pray she washes under the folds

*cavern pussy*

Yo mamas sooooooo fat

Even Dora

Couldn't explore (her)

That begs the question

This shit, but inside a fat ass woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or92IMcLoIc

Do these landwhales actually wash their folds or do they just do the surface

>cum in the rolls
>human life begins to flourish
>the one rollian emerges from the musky fold
>he sees the sun and is terrified

^what if they develop without eyes like eyeless cave dwelling creatures

or use echolocation

Does that mean the sun would burn them because they're just that pale

Well it already burns my ass

>Gamer

Like the pale nigga from Logan

Wait- landwhale,
Submarines are pretty much mechanical whales with weaponry. Robo landwhale when?

Battle taaaank

God I'm getting fucking carpet rash on my elbows

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

@SheepTeeth
Most likely will have eyes that work but I'm going to pretend it's more like Clive Barkers Nightbreed

I like this

``rollbreed``

Kek

Thinking more like the moleloids that mole man controls

```Rolloids```

I need some advice

For a christmas present

What do men always need that they can use

```fleshlight```

..that isn't a fleshlight

otherwise I would

A new watch would be good

Lap dance discounts from strip clubs

My bf isn't a watch guy

🤔

Hmm

Guns