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Great idea

<:triplemonka:550156979419480095> an entire fucking ocean of waves, ever rippling. Creature, untouched by man dwell in the rolls.

Kek read that in willem dafoes voice

Just gotta make sure her dense ass bones don’t penetrate into the ammo storage under the turret @Duke of Txtspeak

Aye

That'd be...

Suboptimal

make her body the base

There be creatures, untoched by man in them waves laddi

>inb4 turret goes flying out of her rolls like a frisbee

Tfw she already matches the 60 ton requirement

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Best not go exploring

For yee will be trapped in the waves of lard that cover that lady for she is more spermwhale than woman

Submarines made specifically for exploring fat womens rolls

Those submariners must have a pretty high suicide rate

"You momas sooooo fat, they created google mama, to explore her"

<:salute:558007048122400795> god bless

exploration drones

cave divers

Gotta send a whole team to explore

Best pray she washes under the folds

*cavern pussy*

Yo mamas sooooooo fat

Even Dora

Couldn't explore (her)

That begs the question

This shit, but inside a fat ass woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or92IMcLoIc

Do these landwhales actually wash their folds or do they just do the surface

>cum in the rolls
>human life begins to flourish
>the one rollian emerges from the musky fold
>he sees the sun and is terrified

^what if they develop without eyes like eyeless cave dwelling creatures

or use echolocation

Does that mean the sun would burn them because they're just that pale

Well it already burns my ass

>Gamer

Like the pale nigga from Logan

Wait- landwhale,
Submarines are pretty much mechanical whales with weaponry. Robo landwhale when?

Battle taaaank

God I'm getting fucking carpet rash on my elbows

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