if I do have it, someone delete all the porn on my computer, my password is 'admin'

Yes

Ahaha

Gyms are the dirtiest

of course,
never go barefoot in a gym

what are your symptoms smoke

i will diagnose

Gyms are disgusting

I haven't been to a gym since 2011

Just go jogging in the woods

I've felt unwell for 3 days. 1st day I had a rough night. Body aches kept me up, and I developed a sore throat and ear ache. My body stopped aching but I've kept the sore throat and ear ache. Nothing terrible thus far @fuguer

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1237909943078060032

Aahahahhah

>the uk isn't included

I have an itchy throat for 2 days now..
I've been gargling with moutwash a few times a day with it's very noticeable

Bruh

bruh

Cheeto man retarded confirmed?

@Rody Le Cid I think we have same shit, corona or not

umbrella corporation

she looks like she could satsify

so if I'm starting to show symptons since yesterday,
since how many days ago was I contagious?

10

Eugenic interbreeding of Asians and Aryans will produce the prophesied Sixth Root Race

you can show symptoms after just 2 days

so for the past 10 days or so I could have been spreading it?

nah could be just 2

yes

You could be asymptomatic for up to 14 days

Could be 10

15 is max, as reported now

well, my throat is itchy for 2 days now,
so I guess I could have caught it a week ago, and incubating for 4-5 days.. maybe?

i got flu shot

and its late for cold

so it seems most likely corona

Flu shot

thing is, last week I went to visit someone at the hospital a few consecutive days

RIP

F

you sick Fug?

Sir don't you know the dangers of vaccines

Don't take them we need you high iq

no news from the hospital that they have an outbreak,
but doesn't mean they aren't full of other shit going on,
I fucking hate going to a hospital
don't you know there are sick people there

Hospitals are not good

Hospitals are the worst

Everyone is coofin

And touching everything

and shit, and all kinds of other things..

It's a bad strategy even just from a common sense perspective for healing people

And there's lost of migrants too carrying ebola etc

the worst is the floor in a hospital, I never put anything on a floor in a hospital room

Lick every surface on your way out

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i hope tom hanks gives it to holly wood

normally i just never worry about germs

I saw some study recently about bacteria and how all this sterile plastic material actually allows bacteria to survive much longer than just normal wood

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i would rather just catch it and fight it off

So all this effort to make everything sterile is actually far more dangerous

I usually take the jf approach

Exactly fuguer

Hospitals all have this strange smell of death

would a meat thermometer work for under my tongue

Be a man

are you meat?

Ehh

Do Wim Hof breathing and take a cold shower

no, you must do it rectally

Not ideal

no but all the thermometers are sold out

If you're ill it'll help and if you're not ill it'll toughen you up

rectal meat thermometer

Unironically rectal would probably work better

it's called ma dick

i actually have supoer good immunity vs bacteria

lol

Imagine putting things in your ass

lol slow down boys

if were going prison gay here this is dicord

Get yourself checked for prostate cancer starting at 25

https://trends.gab.com/item/5e6958af9f964d7a76234eb2

Boomers

you can either die of corona,
or insert this thermometer up your ass

damn this is a crisis for reddit

emergency

we could have jfg flooded in tranner pussy in 3 seconds

put your dicks up

I want to see a study correlating cuckoldry to rates of prostate cancer in men

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https://youtu.be/ZQUYKER365U

Atleast coronavirus is a semi badass name
If it happens to do us all in

White Stuff

Anywho

whats wrong with vaccines?

Tom hanks is fucked lol

He got the corona

Forrest Gump survived aids, nice try

saving private ryan was pretty good, as was band of brothers

that ricky gervais oscar speech, was that pre or past corona?

"pre"

@Banjod All around me are familiar faces....

past post pustekuchen

But it was working in the background already

#Hope!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcb38Pbmmpw

It would be fucking epic if Tom Hanks died ngl

what did you do

Best one since John McCain

it can even infect Borreby?

to piss off Clyde

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1237873356923211779

be in virtues server

How do you guys get banned so often and easily

@fuguer Didn't you hear Fuguer, we all got banned in virtues' server

virtue's

server

lol

thought that vid was fuguers house for a second

Uh good thing I didnt join it

Miga got straight up vanned

Nerth, Banjod, Daddy

miga, crab

irishman*

Nerth and Banjod got banned?

andro

Yeah lol

you

Dark days

me

nick

androvich

Censorship is no good

marstomper

@Panikooooos

Nick as well

just fking give me the reason

fkers

why do they ban entire accounts

lmao

just for being on a sever

<--

I don't understand that either

Tuer

and more importantly who is reporting these servers

yes, just for doint nothing

We dindu nuffin

I even banned someone by the nickname Aryan

because

we have dangerous beliefs

and what does discord do to me!?!

i take pride in getting banned 3 times

and coming back

Turn around....

happened to me last time, when I was on a server by... not sure? was it wesker? or someone from Lads... just banned a bunch of us even though I never even said anything on that server

The fucked up thing is you lose your contacts lol

fuck you panikoos you actually made me turn around in real life

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Literally don't care about anything else

like not a single thing?

the basic decency to tell you by any chance what we did wrong, they still lack that right?

now you understand why papa JF has rules to protect us

in an ideal world

Yes

Based JF

we wouldnt get banned in the first place

you leave papa JFs protection at your own risk

u got corona for real fug?

Yes

It is fucked up to lose your contacts

spread that shit as much as u can!

on the other hand, americans know what you get for stopping a holocaust, am I right?

did your kids get it?

I'm pretty frightened by now to lose my account just because it's 5 years worth of contacts

i mean it kind of isnt, it makes sense.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8102311/Former-Army-intelligence-analyst-Chelsea-Manning-attempts-suicide-Virginia-jail-cell.html

they dont want you back

no for real th

thats why they didnt just suspend your account

@Hermitage Yes make sure you back up your contacts

they banned that shit

Mark down their ids

how did u get it

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no the kids seem fine, but i tried to self isolate

my wife has it too

Bruh

kids immune systems are pretty good

don't worry lol

Apparently kids are barely affected by it

Bruh I remember you saying I think I have corona lol

@fuguer you have it?

>it was real

you still going through it now?
has the worst passed?

most annoying thing is have to make a new protonmail

with fugs genes theres 1 in a million at worst he dies

that sucks, hope you wife gets through it

Holy shit

I read this as that sucks, hope your wife gets it though

I'm just just wondering how long does it last?
a few days?

lol

i think im healed now

i was sick like a week

@fuguer you should go on TPS and give your survivor story.

You can catch it again be careful

lol

how do you ''lose'' it

I can share a few secret milking machine blueprints with you, to spice it up a bit

This is what you get for being a workaholic
Finance capital is your sin

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op imune system?

german genes

actually I don't know if I do have it but I'm going to self-immolate just in case 😉

imagine not being a med lmao

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still only 3 dead in Germany

thats not the point

ww2 was pretty eugenic

or someone lies

Meds are getting fucked raw by coronachan

im saying that germans work too much

And I include Iranians as meds

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yeah even if we die at 4 years old we would still get more free time in our short life than a 95 year old german

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50 days or so off work per year and free weekends

in where?

Germany

you know thats a lie

no german works 50 days in a year

no it's not

Meds get cranky without state sponsored naptime

Someone told me@something today

oh, i missed an f

Meds can work 2 hours a day if we´re lucky

That welders make 150k a year

Trades sound appealing money wise

You only go for 2 years

No debt

And you make money while you do the program

Warm weather genes
Just imagine

not all welders

lucky one

Disgusting

He said that the average is 100k @MARS3.0

imagine being cold 24 7 lmao

look it up

Max is 200k

Maybe at 70hrs a week lol

you have google