the worst is the floor in a hospital, I never put anything on a floor in a hospital room

Lick every surface on your way out

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i hope tom hanks gives it to holly wood

normally i just never worry about germs

I saw some study recently about bacteria and how all this sterile plastic material actually allows bacteria to survive much longer than just normal wood

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i would rather just catch it and fight it off

So all this effort to make everything sterile is actually far more dangerous

I usually take the jf approach

Exactly fuguer

Hospitals all have this strange smell of death

would a meat thermometer work for under my tongue

Be a man

are you meat?

Ehh

Do Wim Hof breathing and take a cold shower

no, you must do it rectally

Not ideal

no but all the thermometers are sold out

If you're ill it'll help and if you're not ill it'll toughen you up

rectal meat thermometer

Unironically rectal would probably work better

it's called ma dick

i actually have supoer good immunity vs bacteria

lol

Imagine putting things in your ass

lol slow down boys

if were going prison gay here this is dicord

Get yourself checked for prostate cancer starting at 25

https://trends.gab.com/item/5e6958af9f964d7a76234eb2

Boomers

you can either die of corona,
or insert this thermometer up your ass

damn this is a crisis for reddit

emergency

we could have jfg flooded in tranner pussy in 3 seconds

put your dicks up

I want to see a study correlating cuckoldry to rates of prostate cancer in men

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https://youtu.be/ZQUYKER365U

Atleast coronavirus is a semi badass name
If it happens to do us all in