Message from @esotericpazuzuism

Discord ID: 687481851794685952


2020-03-12 02:05:32 UTC  

Ehh

2020-03-12 02:05:32 UTC  

Do Wim Hof breathing and take a cold shower

2020-03-12 02:05:34 UTC  

no, you must do it rectally

2020-03-12 02:05:36 UTC  

Not ideal

2020-03-12 02:05:40 UTC  

no but all the thermometers are sold out

2020-03-12 02:05:51 UTC  

If you're ill it'll help and if you're not ill it'll toughen you up

2020-03-12 02:05:59 UTC  

rectal meat thermometer

2020-03-12 02:06:09 UTC  

Unironically rectal would probably work better

2020-03-12 02:06:15 UTC  

it's called ma dick

2020-03-12 02:06:21 UTC  

i actually have supoer good immunity vs bacteria

2020-03-12 02:06:22 UTC  

lol

2020-03-12 02:06:22 UTC  

Imagine putting things in your ass

2020-03-12 02:06:42 UTC  

lol slow down boys

2020-03-12 02:06:58 UTC  

if were going prison gay here this is dicord

2020-03-12 02:07:02 UTC  

Get yourself checked for prostate cancer starting at 25

2020-03-12 02:07:04 UTC  

Boomers

2020-03-12 02:07:11 UTC  

you can either die of corona,
or insert this thermometer up your ass

2020-03-12 02:07:14 UTC  

damn this is a crisis for reddit

2020-03-12 02:07:24 UTC  

emergency

2020-03-12 02:07:26 UTC  

we could have jfg flooded in tranner pussy in 3 seconds

2020-03-12 02:07:34 UTC  

put your dicks up

2020-03-12 02:07:46 UTC  

I want to see a study correlating cuckoldry to rates of prostate cancer in men

2020-03-12 02:07:51 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:640412982119235596>

2020-03-12 02:08:08 UTC  

Atleast coronavirus is a semi badass name
If it happens to do us all in

2020-03-12 02:08:11 UTC  

White Stuff

2020-03-12 02:08:19 UTC  

Anywho

2020-03-12 02:08:23 UTC  

whats wrong with vaccines?

2020-03-12 02:08:23 UTC  

Tom hanks is fucked lol

2020-03-12 02:08:31 UTC  

He got the corona

2020-03-12 02:08:58 UTC  

Forrest Gump survived aids, nice try

2020-03-12 02:09:29 UTC  

saving private ryan was pretty good, as was band of brothers

2020-03-12 02:09:31 UTC  

that ricky gervais oscar speech, was that pre or past corona?

2020-03-12 02:09:44 UTC  

"pre"

2020-03-12 02:09:46 UTC  

@Banjod All around me are familiar faces....

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/687482439966130212/itit.PNG

2020-03-12 02:09:47 UTC  

past post pustekuchen

2020-03-12 02:09:52 UTC  

But it was working in the background already

2020-03-12 02:10:05 UTC  

#Hope!

2020-03-12 02:10:34 UTC  

It would be fucking epic if Tom Hanks died ngl