Message from @esotericpazuzuism

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2020-03-12 02:01:35 UTC  

thing is, last week I went to visit someone at the hospital a few consecutive days

2020-03-12 02:01:41 UTC  

RIP

2020-03-12 02:01:45 UTC  

F

2020-03-12 02:01:50 UTC  

you sick Fug?

2020-03-12 02:02:00 UTC  

Sir don't you know the dangers of vaccines

2020-03-12 02:02:06 UTC  

Don't take them we need you high iq

2020-03-12 02:02:42 UTC  

no news from the hospital that they have an outbreak,
but doesn't mean they aren't full of other shit going on,
I fucking hate going to a hospital
don't you know there are sick people there

2020-03-12 02:03:02 UTC  

Hospitals are not good

2020-03-12 02:03:03 UTC  

Hospitals are the worst

2020-03-12 02:03:07 UTC  

Everyone is coofin

2020-03-12 02:03:11 UTC  

And touching everything

2020-03-12 02:03:22 UTC  

and shit, and all kinds of other things..

2020-03-12 02:03:25 UTC  

It's a bad strategy even just from a common sense perspective for healing people

2020-03-12 02:03:28 UTC  

And there's lost of migrants too carrying ebola etc

2020-03-12 02:03:40 UTC  

the worst is the floor in a hospital, I never put anything on a floor in a hospital room

2020-03-12 02:04:18 UTC  

Lick every surface on your way out

2020-03-12 02:04:19 UTC  

<:ahem:639979147782914084>

2020-03-12 02:04:27 UTC  

i hope tom hanks gives it to holly wood

2020-03-12 02:04:35 UTC  

normally i just never worry about germs

2020-03-12 02:04:36 UTC  

I saw some study recently about bacteria and how all this sterile plastic material actually allows bacteria to survive much longer than just normal wood

2020-03-12 02:04:39 UTC  

<:ahem:639979147782914084>

2020-03-12 02:04:44 UTC  

i would rather just catch it and fight it off

2020-03-12 02:04:46 UTC  

So all this effort to make everything sterile is actually far more dangerous

2020-03-12 02:04:51 UTC  

I usually take the jf approach

2020-03-12 02:04:55 UTC  

Exactly fuguer

2020-03-12 02:04:56 UTC  

Hospitals all have this strange smell of death

2020-03-12 02:05:15 UTC  

would a meat thermometer work for under my tongue

2020-03-12 02:05:26 UTC  

Be a man

2020-03-12 02:05:26 UTC  

are you meat?

2020-03-12 02:05:32 UTC  

Ehh

2020-03-12 02:05:32 UTC  

Do Wim Hof breathing and take a cold shower

2020-03-12 02:05:34 UTC  

no, you must do it rectally

2020-03-12 02:05:36 UTC  

Not ideal

2020-03-12 02:05:40 UTC  

no but all the thermometers are sold out

2020-03-12 02:05:51 UTC  

If you're ill it'll help and if you're not ill it'll toughen you up

2020-03-12 02:05:59 UTC  

rectal meat thermometer

2020-03-12 02:06:09 UTC  

Unironically rectal would probably work better

2020-03-12 02:06:15 UTC  

it's called ma dick

2020-03-12 02:06:21 UTC  

i actually have supoer good immunity vs bacteria

2020-03-12 02:06:22 UTC  

lol

2020-03-12 02:06:22 UTC  

Imagine putting things in your ass