I have a bit more faith in Australia than NZ

But tbh, the Dominions are just over bro

Six centuries of history undone

I have more in NZ, tbh

Woah "Beady" is finally blackpilled

less cuckery to China

I wish there was a real life Palpatine and empire

really?

ofc

QBZ-95?

I mean.... what did Palpatine REALLY do that was so bad?

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interesting question

he basically enslaved a bunch of people

the lore truly doesn't get into that

and turned a bunch of planets into work camps

Singapore is buying Chinese arms now?

using the inhabitants to build star fighters and mega weapons and stuff

no, palpatine gave more power to the local regional governments...

Well SOMEONE has to put those lazy ass Ithorians to work

the message from that story is up to us

to the local governments?

you mean the Moffs which were appointed by Palpatine?

Yeah, it even said so in episode 4

when they talk about the senate being dissolved

the Niktos are lazy

and all Hutts are gangsters

he dissolved the E.U. type of corrupt bureaucracy that was bloated and had toooo much overhead.

The Jedi kidnap kids with force sensitivity, emotionally torture and brainwash them, and leave them with literally nothing if they wash out of training. They're often too young to ever know their parents when the Jedi take them, so they're left with no family, no friends, other than those within the Jedi Order.

All of this was aided and abetted by the Galactic Republic, who fund the Jedi's activities in exchange for their service as military tacticians and assassins.

star wars is all kaballah nonsense

assassins indeed

"Oh, you're a teenager, and you're stressed and angry? Just meditate on it, kid."

and then the kids are too old and have already formed their personalities, so that the the brain washing won't hold, they refuse then entry into the jedi

ones that weren't allowed to love

And they're surprised when these kids with literal superpowers become corrupted and evil?

The Sith have a pretty sound philosophy tbh.

the age thing depends on the mindset

Luke gets in because he has nothing

Anakin was like... 8 and he was considered too old

Anakin was emotionally unstable

the only people calling for "smaller government" are The Sith

as a kid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aos_S%C3%AD

The Jedi are extreme altruists, almost Communists, preference for your own emotional and physical wellbeing is frowned upon by them. You're existence is devoted to the thankless job of helping "innocents" who will inevitably become dependant on you.

And Luke didn't "get in" as there was nothing left. And even then boomer ass Yoda didnt want him to start training

Palpatine did nothing wrong

Luke was okay, since he subtracted the obviously flawed elements of the Jedi Order and their practices.

Actually Yoda didnt want him to fight Vader yet

the jedi receive their special magic blood from their mothers

a victim of circumstance..
he even employed so many migrant workers in the imperial army... formed mostly of blacks and maori

the whole think is a perversion of european mythology

"too old he is, yes"

Still, I'd be a dark Jedi, you get to use the dark side, but aren't some master's fuck boi.

Nah Palpatine had those Death Stars built

make-work projects

Grey Jedi, as people know them, are a myth.

why not build a bridge or a road1?

grey Sith are best

13% of the Jedi......

Grey Jedi are basically light side equivalent to Dark Jedi.

just think of the countless hours people have spent with that ridiculous fandom, because they have a hardon for a merit based ideology

You can't use both the light side and the dark side at the same time. The dark side consumes you, like a drug, and using the light side after that point only weakens you.

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@nr I thought the Jedi were based on Samurai.

not really

Well, they're only based on European mythology in their titles, knight, scribe ect.

they're more based on European knights but without the armor

No, their religion is mostly based on East Asian martial arts and philosophy. I'd say the Sith's theology takes influence from Satanism.

wut?

its all fucking cringe

Jedi seem to subscribe to an ideaolgy of zen Buddhism, despite the hypocrisy of preaching asceticism and altruism but sitting on heaps of taxpayers' money and leading the most well-armed and well-funded military in the galaxy.

https://twitter.com/realjoshneal/status/1186342693665947650

But my Star Wars lore is a tad rusty, I'll admit.

ddelete that @Henry’s come to see us!

lucas was tasked with making kabbalism attractive and distract america from shifting demographics

damn f-word

@nr Lucas was based bro, it wasn't his fault. He should've put Star Wars in the public domain but he thought selling it to Disney would make it more accessible.

He had the franchise in his heart till the end, which is what matters.

oh ur a zoomer

nvm

Lucas had ZERO idea SW would be so successful.

hard to make the argument it was some sort of "master plan" to subvert the West

He personally bankrolled Clone Wars. His own money went into that.

your understanding of what star wars is begins with the product in the 90s

People are paranoid asf about their Jews tbh, it makes the JQ seem less credible.

the re-release vhs remastered collection, the pre-quels the new lego collaboration etc

Yes this movie which Lucas thought would be obscure asf was actually part of his master plan to subvert the west.

https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1186763222193299457

he didnt have a master plan and thats not how it works

He clearly used the aliens to mock minorities.

he's just an artist

people are shifted and influenced in subtle ways by their friends and associates

Blah

Blah

@Weaboo Kempeitai We are paranoid? Every time anyone brings up globalism & bankers a random Jew pops out of the bushes & screws anti-Semitism

No evidence that Star Wars is a conspiracy.