https://usermanual.wiki/Pdf/5BD26D5e5D20Dungeon20Masters20guide.461872175/view

YOOOOO

http://orc-news.ru/dnd5eng.pdf

I missed out 😔

Yo

You know there are five boys you can add to the server so you can just roll in chat, yeah?

Unless you like the way you guys are doing it now

Roll20 is also good

Ye

15,14,13,12,10,8

>5е

nOwO

Big yikes

>D&D channel

Christian gamers

*sip*, now this is a player's handbook

as @AP-1138 said I am a DM going on for about 10 or so years and usually I'm pretty decent I'd say

no reddit faggotry, no trannies, and no retards

Playing fantasy roleplay would be cool

fantasy roleplay is pretty fun

more of a fan of Dark Heresy & Only War, but warhammer fantasy is good

I do WHFB stuff with my friends sometimes but less number crunching and more just retarded adventures that end with us dying at the end

"AH YES, SONS OF SIGMAR! LET US BEAT THAT CYGOR TO DEATH WITH OUR SWORDS!"

"CHAAAAAAAA--" *splat*

my WHFB is best described as "ragtag retards thrown into bad situations"

such as accidentally getting shipwrecked in Mousillion

only war is pretty good

all guardsman squad gang gang

What are the restrictions for what your character can start with?

one I want to run with some friends is rogue trader

cause space piracy is nutty

WFB is pretty much anything

only war is my personal favorite, followed by Dark Heresy

probably because those campaigns are the longest and I have a few campaigns that build off of each other in the Calixis Sector, such as my current only war campaign based around PDF holding out in the aftermath of a campaign gone tits up

always fun to play a dynamic war campaign where PCs have good influence over events

@Gewisse lets do only war when Wychwood finally decides to kill us for our own good

Hell yes

I also really want to do Cyberpunk and Call of Cthulhu

But later on

@Tactical Leman I'm that one player who ruins every scenario by doing stupid shit, like strangling random npcs and trying to seduce everyone in sight

She will soon just be another case of domestic murder

You can try

the nigga channel

what happened after I left?

We fought zombies

Gewisse tried to kill himself

We found a massacred town

Jojo joined

@NokiaLord and i had a threesome

With a demon

We also might or might not be married

And she also might or might not be pregnant

I also might or might not kill her with an axe

I also might or might not shiv you in your sleep

This divorce Is gonna be fun

@Wychwood for stats, are we going set numbers or rolling for stats

Point buy

Alright

You can roll for them if you'd like but be prepared to deal with if you roll really low.

Point buy is much easier

Roll is bad lmao

You could end up like one of my old characters

"old man Jenkins" who was pretty much -2 in all stats

Was a useless old man who went around smacking people with his cane.

Also had a %5 to just fall asleep.

He didn't live very long :')

Got eaten by a crocodile

😂

Didn't actually see this was a channel

Lmao

And for reference last night I drank 6 beers and 3/4 a bottle of whiskey

My DMing may not have been perfect.

I was fucking dead 😂

It certainly wasnt

I kept having to correct you :p

At the end anyway :')

Gonna need help with my character sheet btw

Yeah no worries

Where are you writing it all down?

I can do it in dms if you want

Sure

what happened to my retarded sorcerer?

Died in the woods i guesd

Guess*

I am a uhhhhh

Elven Druid Prostitute

Oh God

I married a literal whore

<:coomer:639012135329857536> <:coomer:639012135329857536> <:coomer:639012135329857536>

This Is the evil power of the coochie

Hey now, you might have married a tiefling

What is worse, a whore or a demon?

Who Is also a whore

They are both whores

B R U H

we have dnd now?