LOL

@Naphtali83 BRAP
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oh wouldnt let me at him thought he finally left

https://youtu.be/ImJ0lR6NHD4 This woman's videos never fail to disturb me.

"LMAO you must be a CLOWN if you think you can just survive on bacon and chicken breasts"

Who's laughing now

is that tyler1

oh no

it has returned

just coffee 4 me thnks

Wait is roosh gay

Lmao

fellas....

i have to dump

I am weak

Born too late to explore the New World. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to help others spell NIGGER on Twitter.

There’s a 46 year age gap between Dick Van Dyke and his wife.

Watching a date unfold between a girl who is really into this dude, and the dude is so autistic he is fucking up what is basically a gf on a silver platter

Ooof, dont do this

He keeps talking about geometry and she's trying to flirt

And hes going into how hes cool with gays and has friends that are girls

Its over

@Deleted User damn. that’s like reading the transcripts of the news report from when the hindenburg went down

Lmao its real embarrassing

She started off super into him, you saw him slide into the friendzone in realtime

lord

He was either clueless or timid but

Painful

>tfw I might have done the same thing in the past and never realized

I definitely did at like...15

Hes at least 20

If you're a teenager you get an excuse

Cuz all teenagers basically have autism

Yeah, just sad

good night lads

gn king

gn g

night night nigga

Gn

Rise and grind faggots

it's 5 pm

ifunny

Iamfunny more like

I can prove it

only gonna say hello for one reason

https://twitter.com/Pozzidonius/status/1019644980078497792

God i wish that were me

i wish i was the machete

this is cute

white women be like

https://twitter.com/angryvolcel/status/1019446013831057408

wow this is the worst thing i've seen all week

possibly everything you could hate about society in one video

God please

cleanse this earth

The cities really are a different planet than even where I live and I am in a metro area

bug hives

fortunately all the city dwellers die first in a general collapse

Yeah but weve never had food consolidation like this before

Normally every town has a farn

Farm*

Now we just get neighborhoods on neighborhoods

cities in the past depopulated rapidly

rome for instance

Im in a odd sport where I am in a city but farms are literally right outside town

cities have always been the dens of immorality

it's worse now because instead of merely needing grain shipments and an aqueduct, cities rely on dozens of logistical chains to function

and if just a few links go, everything goes

I kinda want to move out to one of the smaller towns outside town but I could be a 15 minute drive from the city

I would know a lot of farmers/based people but wouldnt be too far from family

https://twitter.com/HH_Lovecraft/status/1019712110945763328

>trump walks out of the white house in a Monarch cosplay

>Melania begins speaking in a deep raspy voice

lmao

but who'd be agent 21

Chris Christie

Two ton 21

keeek

someone redpill me on project monarch

Someone google project moarch

Abe Lincoln was involved

project monarch was some wild shit, lots of layers

Apparently it involves body doubles

it's schizo bs based on a core of truth

who sent this

are u fucking dumb

it says on the top

What stream was that on?

"sharia labour"

nicks stream

america first

What a dipshit

idk why he felt the need to say that on a different stream

I think ive seen him in Ralph's streams before

i like the gum road because i always miss the streams

but beards is italian and takes like two days to upload usually

idk sharia's voice kinda sounds like greg johnsons

a bit feminine

I think he's just being ironic

👀

:∆)

I miss my computer

what happened

https://twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny/status/1019579946673504256

Ralph's ex writer got a write up in Buzzfeed

narc gang

Damn Bernstein is still out there huh

still out here

not working at the new york times

if joe has a wife or a girlfriend I feel like a Proud Boy should make it a goal to sleep with her

I feel like that would be the worst humiliation possible

joe is married to his work

hes a professional

>a single proud boy sleeps with the entire Buzzfeed office

t-take that joe

We the proud boys

steve buscemi was a firefighter

damn son

is that what happened to his eyes

apparently he did round the clock 12 hr shifts

on sept 11

"but, he was primarily stationed in South Dakota"

they still got fire in South Dakota

its great seeing an ugly motherfucker succeed

lifefuel

ugly people are still people no matter how many time stacy tells you to stop texting her from different numbers

ugly nigga season every season

RT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RFwyobtnKA

@Deleted User motherboard fucked

ram slot won't post according to the local tech I sent it to

damn

that sucks

im currently siphoning internets for the prepatch for BfA

well, motherboard is one of the cheaper things to replace

yeah but it's gotta fit everything else just right

thank God it's not the graphics or processor

also, aren't electronics out in not-america more expensive

that's easy enough to do

I'm in America

and yeah, fuck cyrpto for what they did to the graphics card market

oh sorry i got you mixed up with frego

U S A

I'm actually using my credit card companies extended warranty, I get a year from them on anything I buy with it on top of manufacturers warranty

nice

if I'm lucky they will refund me full purchase and I keep the parts

that's why I haven't just bought a new mobo already

Jewish af

ehh that's the world we live in

that would be good if you didn't have to pay all of that

I'm pumped, BFA and MHW is gonna make august the time when the gamer nation rides again

no I'm saying I'm being Jewish af

I know it probably only needs a 60-70 part replaced

but if they refund me 600+ on this prebuilt because it's judged too difficult to be repaired for whatever reason, sometimes prebuilt assembly companies won't even take a computer out of warranty for repair

ohhhh

dang

ehh whatever

don't feel bad for the multimillion dollar megacorp making that crap

yeah, I potentially get like 700 dollars cash plus I keep parts now worth at least as much

nice

bought this last year before graphics card prices went insane

lucky

including taxes I paid 762, it's got an rx 480 in it worth 400 right now on it's own

Moore's law is fucking dead

https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1019761251050840065?s=20

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1019612891224444929

those d-mn democrats still trying to bring back the kkk smdh 😡

DEMONRATS WERE THE REAL SLAVE OWNERS

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1019770861690109952

Mike Cernovich 2: Retarded Take Boogaloo

how does mike even have a job at this point

u jelly?

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1019774042096615424

to be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to understand Gorilla Mindset

hes got a happy family at least

XXXTENTACIONS LAST TRACK BEFORE HIS DEATH LEAKED

https://youtu.be/dnMXyHuii7Y

N

http://archive.is/gUnF7

1. cease corpulence

you need a 120 iq to understand mike cernovich, that's why you gotta have a sub-80 iq to buy his books

https://66.media.tumblr.com/6c31c93baf7d3eee7cf7138ea3830e17/tumblr_ofhixvNqiB1syqltto1_1280.jpg

based

107 isnt even considered that high lmao

😩

Bad day gamers

Whats some good things that happened to people today

i worked on a cover of today by the smashing pumpkins. should be done this week

thats cool

I went to the beach today and it was fun but once again women ruined it

F@?

what song are you covering?

^lol

Apt name

today by the smashing pumpkins

wait

Am I fat? Yeah kinda

rephrase that

what song?

if you don't scare women you're doing it wrong

No were the beach bitches fat

Or rather, how fat

LOL well yeah I dont have a problem doing that

Kinda know the answer already yeah

No they were cute

Im disabled though so they just look at me funny

like a bunch of dumbasses

>disabled
*beep* *beep* retard alert

Shoulda told them you could use a new wrangler

Missed opportunity

Does anyone have the pic of Paul Nehlen with the Hitler mustache???

physically, probably mentally as well

Ill check on twitter

Please and thank you. Been looking for that bad boy for a while now.

just go to the gym man. lose weight gain muscle. fixes moth things physically and mentally

yeah I do, I need more cardio tho

Im bloat max right now

just lose the tits and you'll be fine

Dont have tits

Then get out

I do have fucking uneven pecks though because of disabled

Lol sry

Lmfao

uneven tiddy

Biggie smalls

really annoying, I only learned how to hit the left side recently

Lel

But thats like 2 years of 80lb dumbell pressing I need to catch up on

symmetry for abs actually doesn't matter too much. having them alone is enough

Yeah

I shouldnt have an issue with abbs

You dont even need a full 8pack

other than actually hitting them

You can have the 4