I wanna be on the cumroad

(with my wife)

I wanna be on the cumroad
(In Minecraft!)

cum on the road

(road head)

maybe it's time to pack it in

If I'm looking at matches and just getting so mad that I don't even want to message them

Gonna have to go with cute

>shawn’s tweets are protected
uh oh

No nut nov but you were born with 2x multiplier grip buffs wyd

https://i.imgur.com/Nv5sIJU.jpg

>ywn never make lil mega-autists with qt autist gf

i can imagine it right now
>be me
>wkae up in the morning
>junior and lil elizabeth are still sleeping
>qt autist wife is busy making eggs fo me
>i sneak up on her, say boo real l,oud so she gets startled
>shejumps in fright, almost drops the ggs
>i read the newspaper while she sets the cofee in the pot
>asks me how the God emperor is doing, i say hes doing very well
>eat the sumptuous breakfast that qt autist wife made me
>wake up kiddies and tell em to get dressed for school
>they both wake up and give me hugs

>i take my briefcase and ehad off to work
>work place is efficient yet full of levity, since it's only guys and dudebros
>do a good eight hours of honest work writing code for the god emperor's adeptus mechanicus
>come home, lay coat on coat rack and hat on aht stand
>ask wife how her day was and kids how school was
>qt autist wife says that she had a great time playing bridge with Mrs. MacTavish and Mrs. Manetti

>junior tells me he and his friends beat up some new kid with weird curly hair and a hooked nose who was saying they should all marry black girls
>lil elizabeh tells me she learnt about cooking safety and basic math so she could emasure out how to make a cake, came home and actually made the cake with qt autistic wide
>i wash up, go to the living room and sit on the couch
>turn on the t.v and watch some wholesome tv shows with junior and lil elizabeth while qt autist wife cooks up some bomb ass ravioli
>finally sit down for dinner, we all say grace and proceed to eat meal
>play catch with junior after dinner in our large yard in a house we bought and paid off in a very reasonable amount of time
>sun sets, tuck lil elizabeth and junior in to sleep
>qt autist wife tells elizabeth about the tale of snow white while i tell junior about the great hero who fought the bad guys in 1939 but unfortunately lost
>junior asks me his name
>i smile and tell him that he'll know when the time comes
>wife and me head to bedroom
>we change into our night clothes, wife looks ravishing as ever
>i sneak up on her again and grab her large but firm breasts from behind
>she blushes and acts scandalized
>i chuckle at her prudery but become happy on the inside for her purity
>we make sweet, sweet love, her breasts swaying as I enter her and sow her with my seed
>we finish 30 minutes later, she whispers "i love you" and doeses off
>i look at the ceiling, realizing how fortunate i am
>i too dose off
>i wake up
>realize that the entire day with qt autist wife was a dream

Wow gay

PPPFFFFFWAAHAHAH

TFW NO ASHTONE HUWITTIE GF TO RAYP

is that all u collected from that

No that's what ***I*** want

You fafg

I wanna put my hot dog inbetwixt those melons and go WEE WEE WEE all the way home

Proooobleem?

@charles7 ok

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2018/10/02/im-a-transgender-woman-because-of-video-games/

WTF I hate video games now...

i am a Tranny Killer because of video games

daily reminder that niggas got the stiffy uh

https://twitter.com/NationUnity_/status/1059793877543084032?s=19

broke: physiognomy is wrong, bunk science
woke: looking at someone's walk cadence can indicate political intent and affiliation

a suhhhhhh dude

was poppin

what does a trump supporter walk like

a raypist

plug walk

THIS

@Jynn me after leaving the polls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8Gies2Zps

based

they should give out #based hats instead of those retarded 'i voted' stickers

maybe then people would actually vote

you can get a based or cringe sticker

#Based for voting Independent, #cringe for voting R/D

alrifht everybody don't forget to go out there today and cast your vote for nick fuentes pepe style

this but unironically

I’m gonna write in NickFuentes Pepe Style in for every candidate except for my vote against Elizabeth Warren

Me after I write in Nick Fuentes Pepe Style for School Superintendent

baste

tfw not voting today because democracy is gay and california is a one party state

>when it rains on election day

@everyone if you vote today and get the sticker Ill post sis feet

30 pictures

I voted Sunday does that count

of stickers

feet is for plebs

armpits are for the thinking man

@Deleted User am i voting on what sister i get to fuck

💣

@Deleted User

uies sisters feet 🤤

@Deleted User I sent the sticker, send feet >:]

https://youtu.be/rr3e-BiW26k

uie just lied to us

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/294814294359539713/509376968160968718/1526668444183098290.gif

ah yes the famed retarded ninja

stop posting w*men...

where the fuck is Ricardo

CRINGE

cringe and redpilled

umm sweaty, thats not the original version...

lol

knew i was going to get an ear rape rules of nature from the title

I hate this gay earth

i love this gay earth

because I know eventually it's going to burn

I need all of us to day

DIE***

I can't believe in 13 months India becomes a world superpower

Their revenge will be swift

their revenge will be shitft

their revenge will be shid

@Luci @Deleted User who is this grill

Fellas I need an ID on this female

attention all liberals: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!