this guy

father

fellas

son

does anyone have that tweet of nyannyancosplay's tummy

holy spirit

this is important

when an ugly person raises their ugly son but looksmaxes him

its in here somewhere

"I was destined to be a 3/10, but through my hard effort you may be a 4/10"

i think this is so funny hahaha

LMAO

an ugly son who looksmax looks like

lmao

https://twitter.com/SmartCoolVirgin/status/1056726002058059776

I found it

i want to eat off of her stomach

i want to rub my weiner in her bellybutton RT

https://youtu.be/tdwWQ-EWlHY

^me

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQEPbIowIkU

what happened to naynaygoodpussy

if anybody ever disappears from this server it's because they got a gf

Aaron has left

Epic gamer reference, woah its Aaron

FUCK SHE BROKE UP WITH ME

https://twitter.com/pleghmakulatura/status/1057306518876499969

LMAO

--> All your base are belong to A̶∀ЯØЙ (400 IQ)!

the sounds like

the most

"women trying to be nice" rejection

everyone is dunking on dasein

y-yeah you'd be really good if you tried

>said my dick is huge

don't care fornicator

not my mcfreaking problem!!!!

doesnt dasein have a gf

yet still posts like one of us

he can go fuck himself

yes

oh wait

he doesn't have to

he has a gf and still black pill posts

"I have a person who genuinely loves me life sucks"

Next was the Tinder of its time

if you have a gf and still sadpoast you should be "suspended" from "twitter" via several .45 rounds

in minecraft

in runescape

tfw sold my minecraft account to a friend in 2014

https://twitter.com/pkjd818/status/1053664216576475136?s=20

I want to protect that smile

heads

shoulders

knees and toes knees and toes

heads

shoulders

knees and toes kneews and toes

this little piggy went to the market

all her little piggies are going in my mouth

Having gf doesn't undo globohomo

ok homosexual

it does cure the jezon

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcRoc2l29k/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ptiawnktkzyn

he may be a white knight but he made it

this kid

is going to be powerful

The last time I had a gf I also had a weekend that made me want to drive a car through a crowd

never go to philly

>baby princess

golden one more like gayden one

haha

the last time i had a gf i broke up with her because "either i go or the poop jars go"

[concern]

you ever have dreams where you just ram your car into a crowd but it's ok because you dont drive also haha that was ironic

not only is he raising a daughter, his first child is a girl

i could live with having a single daughter as long as i had at least 3 sons

nordic seed takes the L again

but a second daughter? sorry honey, hope you get adopted by a nice family

bye bye bitch!!!!!!

"finna treat my firstborn kid like a princess what could possibly go wrong ;x"

nice whitepill: if we ever have children it might be when ensuring you only get sons is easier

“I’ve got five kids but on the fifth I had a moment of weakness and it came out a woman.” - Jair Bolsonaro

reminder

lmao

treating my firstborn daughter like a princess, meaning i'm going to keep her locked in a tower until she's ready to be married to some rich young nobleman

^

💯

we need to co-opt calling your daughter princess to mean that again

"nigga what"

what if fat people have a higher chance of having daughters

-Henry

I only use *princess* as a punctuation mark