it does cure the jezon

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcRoc2l29k/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ptiawnktkzyn

he may be a white knight but he made it

this kid

is going to be powerful

The last time I had a gf I also had a weekend that made me want to drive a car through a crowd

never go to philly

>baby princess

golden one more like gayden one

haha

the last time i had a gf i broke up with her because "either i go or the poop jars go"

[concern]

you ever have dreams where you just ram your car into a crowd but it's ok because you dont drive also haha that was ironic

not only is he raising a daughter, his first child is a girl

i could live with having a single daughter as long as i had at least 3 sons

nordic seed takes the L again

but a second daughter? sorry honey, hope you get adopted by a nice family

bye bye bitch!!!!!!

"finna treat my firstborn kid like a princess what could possibly go wrong ;x"

nice whitepill: if we ever have children it might be when ensuring you only get sons is easier

“I’ve got five kids but on the fifth I had a moment of weakness and it came out a woman.” - Jair Bolsonaro

reminder

lmao

treating my firstborn daughter like a princess, meaning i'm going to keep her locked in a tower until she's ready to be married to some rich young nobleman

^

💯

we need to co-opt calling your daughter princess to mean that again

"nigga what"

what if fat people have a higher chance of having daughters

-Henry

I only use *princess* as a punctuation mark

Big ol egg

viii

Rofl

Look at that rotund lad

In awe of the size of this blasphemer

How many legs of mutton do you think he has stashed under that robe