Be Mormon! They aren't allowed to have sex before marriage.

Weed is not wholesome

Therefore she was not wholesome

@Athena Marie trueeee I gotta transfer to BYU lol

I don't think she smoked

There are Mormon churches everywhere. I used to be Mormon. Want me to find you one?

Mormon is kind of weird though

They are weird

Meh

BUT they do get a couple of things right.

If you can find one that's not that weird

Hail space god

Better luck at a Mormon church finding a lady then tinder

(Sorry to all the mormons, I love you all)

Lol

Talk to Ryan McMahon from the rebel yell. He was literally converted at is front door by a Mormon

Have you tried country girls? @Americana - MD

@ManWithTheHand hard to find em here

I feel like there's a better chance in the country than Baltimore

You're telling me

Don't be blackpilled dude think about how many women are in our movement or even the discord. They came from somewhere didn't just fall out of the sky

I literally work on a farm hahah

Try a country bar

Lmao I'm not that black pilled guys we can stop playing match maker

Try a dog park. Get a puppy and go meet girls

There's a factory of fashy waifus out there called talking to women at the supermarket and Starbucks and redpilling them

You need to find yourself a nice jewish girl

@ManWithTheHand last country bar I went to the first thing I see is a nigger and a white chick in front of him on a mechanical bull and he's slapping her ass

@ManWithTheHand way to ruin the party!!!

@Athena Marie dog parks wouldn't be a bad idea, I think they closed them all around me because crime but I'll look. Doubt they'll let me take the pitbull hahah

@Americana - MD Baltimore country larping I guess

Date a dog dude

^^

Burn your house down and move to Belize

I have my dog already you're right.. he wouldn't appreciate if I brought some bitch home

*man's best friend*

Hehe get it? Bitch..? I'm fucking funny

@Ignis Faatus south africa* actually

Cute

And I'm not burning down my house because wellllll it's not mine

@Americana - MD don't tie the knot with a Bitch

Get it?

Nope.

Eh wasn't that good anyway

Lol

Listen to the alc right rises and read siege

^^ tbh

Read siege first though

Siege?

The collection of newsletters by James Mason from the universal order or w/e

It's pretty much a meme but there's good stuff in there

It's far from a meme

If it was a meme more people would read it and actually learn

It's a meme in the sense of don't try this at home

Someone say siege?

Learn what needs to be done I mean

Jk FBI pls no bully

ill one up that

lol

Jfc she's now almost attempting to justify herself

Fuck it, inviting her over, fucking her, and kicking her out(I hope it's raining)

Tell her you'll make it 26 partners and that'll be her last

Jfc

Honestly though. I'm about ready to purge at this point.

This is Vanguard America folks. This is why everyone hates us. Hail Victory

Can confirm: EVERYONE HATES VANGUARD AMERICA!!!

Why? We're warm and down to earth and care about everyone's feelz.

We need more hate to be honest

Fuck you

bring her photo to burn at the book burning

Lmao I'm not going out of my way to print that out

Unless it's a pic I take of her standing in the rain crying

Thats the creepiest shit I have ever heard Ignis

imagine how funny that would be, to be the guy who is known for showing up and burning his exes photo

We've burned pics of kikerellas before

42 bucks for overdosed vitamins

Thanks Alex

every time i see an ad for the caveman supplement it always makes me want to try it

(((Alex)))

Well for @Americana - MD purposes Ejaculoid is more appropriate

Lmao

I'm 23 and I take ZMA. I'm good

Not all of us have been shooting blanks since Korea @RCO Nick-TX

If you want testosterone just order a vial of actual testosterone for the same price and leave humanity behind

hello @Eli Mosley can we have a role for the woodchipper salesmen

Once again I hate you

OIF 1 seems as long ago as Korea sometimes. 14 years ago, damn

oh sheeeet weedcarthy is typing

Yung Dylan roof got them GATS on me

https://soundcloud.com/alcrightrises/snippet-pew-pew

@Nicklis - OH post that new picture

poast

Lol

day drinking*

http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/tpc-shows-archive/

hologram hologram hologram tornado tornado tornado tornado tornado tornado tornado @Hand Banana