safety*

No, she’s unimpregnable

lol safety belt is best birth control

I have zero problems admitting I'd hit that

Because I'm that bored

You can wear a PT belt and still get fucked. It’s called every morning at formation

^^^

LMAO

FAIR ENOUGH

i remember having duty section and having to wake up earlt in pensacola

and all the army people where getting ready for morning PT

and they all looked like they wanted to die

Well yeah. Because it’s the morning

I'm surprised none of you have said something like "of course the poolee would hit that", like dudes, you missed a golden opportunity

@AKAlexei better hit what you can while you can boot

Lol

I just assumed you were super into dudes is all

Nah, that's squid

You know why the Navy brings marines on their boats?

So they can have real men in the orgies

Hey Marines are the gay ones

I mean wut

Department of agriculture won’t let them bring sheep

OOOOF

Lmao

Excuse me while I find some ice

There’s only two real branches of the military and that’s the army and the navy.

The Air Force is a corporation.

The Marine Corps is a cult

Ha

...not like we eat babies...

No more like a death cult

With St. Mattis of Quantico as our leader

Haha that's lit

Weekend haul

I'm chugging down avaitors

Shit i'm proud

Looks dope

That mead is dangerous

Tell me more about it

Indeed it is

We have a fuck ton of beer aswell

Lol

When I tell my ninja stories

That Irish meme is me

@AKAlexei

>Seamus... get the fertilizer

I was doing some editing in the smoke pit and hit the wrong thing, and it did this, made me crack up thought you gents would enjoy

https://www.facebook.com/sangyeon.woo.94/videos/624796731352741/

^^^^

Me summed up

And now theres Pepsi coming out of my nose. Fuck you Merx

Lolololol

Lmao

Llluuulll

This ones for the normies

Lmao

That dumbass's protest sorta backfired

Ill see myself out

It also front fired

Laaaammmeee

It got his base fired up

so uh when's the candlelight vigil...

^^

DAMN

OOF