NOOOO

I'm gonna go eat a bullet

Safety first

(Found on cuckbook)

I hate to be *that guy* but I’d probably hit it

Not saying I would or wouldn't

But ya know

I have no shame. I’ve stuck my dick in some questionable places

shes unhittable atm

notice the saft belt

I'd hit that

safety*

No, she’s unimpregnable

lol safety belt is best birth control

I have zero problems admitting I'd hit that

Because I'm that bored

You can wear a PT belt and still get fucked. It’s called every morning at formation

^^^

LMAO

FAIR ENOUGH

i remember having duty section and having to wake up earlt in pensacola

and all the army people where getting ready for morning PT

and they all looked like they wanted to die

Well yeah. Because it’s the morning

I'm surprised none of you have said something like "of course the poolee would hit that", like dudes, you missed a golden opportunity

@AKAlexei better hit what you can while you can boot

Lol

I just assumed you were super into dudes is all

Nah, that's squid

You know why the Navy brings marines on their boats?

So they can have real men in the orgies

Hey Marines are the gay ones

I mean wut

Department of agriculture won’t let them bring sheep

OOOOF

Lmao

Excuse me while I find some ice

There’s only two real branches of the military and that’s the army and the navy.

The Air Force is a corporation.