Bruh. This

This

is

wonderful

@thedarkness05 good shit

Thanks. But shamefully stolen from Smug Response on FB. Gotta give out the creds when due

I just wanna share it every hour on the hour

Do it, its some hard hittimg truth

I heartily dislike that we need to make everything sexy

^agreed

But sex sells

Na fuck the person who made that.

Fucking jewery and all these fuckin smoothbrains eat that shit up.

Guess im the weeb

oof so meta

so very meta

*dont tell FrED, sqwib 👀*

https://youtu.be/IMFV705oG_c

https://youtu.be/ASZooYTwgEo

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1568042086144.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1568071749075.webm

Thats an actual law?

It is. Fucking rip

Unholy fucking christ

What does melting point have to do with anything?

Gun get hot

Gun get bann

No question

Idk. Its probably some bullshit to try and curb all dem "turf wars" with they "problem solvaz"

https://www.facebook.com/lowIQmemes/videos/2373602919403115/UzpfSTEwMDAwOTM5OTk1MDU5ODoyNDIyMDk2MjQxNDQ3MDE3/

Y'all are better than this. Stay safe, kings

For the future dependa

oof

I wonder if they make a size 5X? Otherwise known as standard dependapottamus

^

I am deeply in the mood for a damn fine western

I want saloons, gunfights, and hardened outlaws fuckin' shit up

Try out Tombstone if you haven't seen it. Or you could go with a fistful of dollars

Lol

I was billy

I think he understands money just fine

Just remember hookers are cheaper in the long run lol

Well if they die mid performance you get you money back. Just remember, she might be an escort while alive, but nobody cares about a dead hooker

^^

Big oof. But let's be real, she'd make e-4 within 6 months of being in his command. I guess being on your knees counts double for time in rank or whatever

You're not wrong

On both accounts

Low tier meme I made

On another episide of made of shit that never happened

*And then everyone clapped*

But yeah, this makes me a special kinda angry because I'm both a School Security Guard, and and an Armed Guard. Just not at the same time

I've done private work and never did I have the inclination to shoot up a school

Or the fact that someone dressing as an armed guard could play pretend that long to cause actual harm

^

THAT'S IT, I'M PUTTING A CURSE ON O'ROURKE

Mothafucker thinks he can take MY guns?! Bitch, you boutta find out what happens when you piss off a gun owner who is also a fuckin' witch!!!

I am triggered as a motherfucker by this piece of shit

And if y'all think I'm joking and being funny? I'm not

I'm serious

I'm actually going to put a fucking curse on him

Best of luck with all that. I hope you're more successful than those witches who hex trump and shit

>more successful
>recession imminent
>clearly losing his mind from some type of mental issue
>turbulent working environment creating a dysfunctional cabinet
>unable to get shit done, but claims he's doing lots

Yes... I do hope to be more successful than the witches that cursed him... because from my POV it seems like they did a pretty bang up job at wreaking havoc. Hence why I'm bouta fuck up O'Rourke's life

I'll stick to my alchemy and magic kalashnikovs, but you do you

моляться біля вівтаря війни

Time to pray at the altar

You ain't kidding

@AKAlexei

Lmao

I need someone in trap gear

Uhh

Its for a meme

I promise It'll be good

*mfw #google-images*

Fuck google images

I don't need that shit

oath tbh

I think our own Coyote does trap? Either that or hit up /k/. Tons of autists and traps there