SO GO

@Sir Harndesstop
Being
A
Fucking
Pussy

I eat pussy every morning

And I'll eat yours

Hookers don't count bud

Yes it does

*get the joke, dumbass*

enjoy your throat cancer

@Sir Harndes I got the joke fuckwaffle lol

Im retarded tbh

I have courage when I shouldn't have

And I don't have when I should

Like when I walked on a narrow street full of trans hookers armed with knifes 'cause I wanted to take a shortcut

Brazil, man

That sounds fun af tbh

^gey

I know the feeling, I’m the same way. I’ve taken to asking myself “will you lose more sleep if you get rejected than if you don’t say anything?”

Answers always the same

I'm an Irish American. Most of the men in my family either served in the armed forces or worked blue collar jobs like factory work. I'm going to University to become a Historian and looking into Battlefield Archeology

@TheButcherHooks me too

But im irish-italian american

Current problem

Meh just loot what's open

Nuuuu we all carry here

^

Loot the looters

@North /K/arolina coastal or inland?

On the blue dot, but rain usually fucks us and floods everything. Hurricanes are mandatory work attendance so I’ll be at work a county over. Just hope I’m not stuck away from home for two weeks like I was during Florence. That and I hope our power at home holds out

Oh shit dude

I'm in the path but not directly

Yeah y'all gon get fucked

I mean that's kind of an issue for you

Nuh uh

Damn them southern feels. Stay safe and hydrated

I think i actually might be in class when it hits tho, big kek

Nah it's time for a hurricane party

water nibbas rise up

Used to live in florida. Wish I still did shits wild out there

AHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did some sparring today

I can't fight the way I used to

Fucking depression

But I need to keep going

Smoke yourself some

You got it

dropped out of ROTC, of college, senior year, broke up with my gf of almost 5 years, and im 23

gotta hit rock bottom so i can shoot all the way up right

Can you join the military?

starting the enlistment process

To be what

if i cant join cuz of medical i wont know what to do honestly

I dont smoke

Medical?

hopefully somethin to do with electrical stuff in air force

When i say smoke yourself i mean do pushups till you puke

i dont got anythin wrong with me but medical likes to fuck with people

Oh

Then shuuuuuut the fuck up

Dont tell em any unnecessary shit

:musce

fuck

Im as healthy as an ox

💪 real talk

ROTC gave me shit for taking antidepressants for a month like 6 years ago

What do you wanna be?

fuck medical

Did a lot of pushups already

What branch?

Like a lot

Thats very weird

air force spec ops would be so cool ^_^

but im a pussy and skinny so ill stick to electrical stuff ... thats my speciality

If you already lnow it pick something else

Go be infantry

Or cmbat medic

Combat engendering

id do anything as long as they give me enough toilet paper to wipe my ass with

Engineer

combat engi sounds awesome

might look into it since i still have some time

thx for listenin

Combat engineers are important

I have no problem answering any questions man

Although you’re more auxiliary then frontline

You’ll get shot at if the other boys don’t come up in time, or if you need to quickly reinforce

It’s more dangerous then it sounds on paper, but you tend to be outgunned and outclassed if you end up in combat as a engineer

I dont wanna go to this stupid thing tonighr.

Trap problems

Then don’t

They lured me with food

Eat food

Leave

Simple

Bing Bang there goes the Azer

Yee

It's a pull a pray

Football thing

You pull a random team

Out a bucket

If they go to the superbowl you win