Fucking good 45 minutes to get paint mixed

Two damn cans

Nigga

No

I never did tinder lol

i just got married and have sex with 1 woman

I was on OKC for a bit and I had a few good convos but online dating wasn't my thing.

and thank fuck for that

Lucky man

i got lucky as shit

I was married once

oh really

For a month and a half

We were together almost 4 years

wtf happened

Your hand don't count

Month and a half into marriage she hacks my neck and face open

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Then fucked 3 dudes in my bed while I recovered. And then robbed me blind

@Trash Squid thats the way to go champ

def is

Guess that was her way of saying marriage wasn't for her I guess lol

Oof

i'd have gutted her tbh

Oh she also called a Red Flag on me , THATS been fun to deal with

cheating is an executable offence

Eh I just divorced her and fucked her friends lol

lmao

And karma got her good

I like the way south carolina deals with cheating

The dude she got with immediately after me beat her into the hospital.

LMAO

Oh and she has corona, allegedly

did you buy him a beer

Nah

Hes a pussy faggot little bitch baby

And a coward

He tried to say in the one that hit her so he didnt have to face what he did

lol what

what a crack head

It worked unfortunately

Got Red Flagged.

Been dealing with it sense then.

Still dont have my "rights" back, and they yanked my conceal carry "permit" until the "investigation" is over. This all started in 2017 and isnt expected to end until 2021

So yeah folks o can say, being red flagged sucks asshole

Damn son

Yep

wow

thats some wack fucking shit

Wack a mole the shit out of her if corona do not do the job

Fortunately I knew they were coming so I had my 2 guns I did own at the time put up with a friend

Nah man, I'm already being investigated cause they think I did it once. If I do it now I prove them right and I can almost guarentee prison time

You got a point

So yeah I spent like 8 days in jail, but my pastor bailed me out

Pay someone to wack her instead

No fude

I just wanna be done with it all tbh

I just wanna move on with my life

Ikr

This legal anvil is above my head though.

Sounds like youre a strong fella

I've tried to be

I wouldnt take it

Bout to head to DQ
Any suggestions?

Dont get me wrong I've cried about it. I cried in jail. I've had an existential crisis over it. I've had meltdowns over it. But it was years ago and I've been over it for quite awhile

I just wanna finish my court battle and be done

@jaguarknight the hell is dq

Im bit naive

@jaguarknight BBQ chicken snack wraps, with a hot fudge Sunday

The aftertastes mix well

Ooooh

@Sir Harndes
You're not naive
You just weren't blessed to be born in Texas

Lol
Dairy queen my guy

Dairy queen nvm

Just figured

@jaguarknight yo im texan wtf

@Sir Harndes
Bro
Staph
You're making us look bad

Ask them to add extra rona

I got DQ in indiana what you mean fgt

Used to go to whataburguer a lot

Indiana dq is big gay

Atleast the south half

I've never been to Whataburger

Just kidding

@насильственное убийство its gold

Ive been once

Gotta try their breakfast

I was like 8 and in texas

Fuck Texas bro

Their egg burger still my favorite

Dunno man. I'm poor aa fuck and cheap too.

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT
We're gonna have problems bud

I do enjoy egg burger

Most expensive I've ever eaten was Carl's Jr

*yellow rose from texas in the distance*

Boi, i can't deal with all the mexicans

I don't wanna sound racist

Racist

But there was no fucking white people. No blacks. Just mexicans

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT Daa Waycizz

Who can't speak english

You boys wont beleive my order number

I JUST WANTED A FUCGGIN BURGER BRO

B O R G A R

LOLOLOLOL

This is 300% legit too

@thedarkness05 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Like Im losing my shit

Omg dude

Thats gold

13% of Clowns create 52% of the Honks

Shit mane

How tf did i miss that

I was literally just being racist

Save it and frame it lmao

Reggin around

Reggin should be a new thing. Nigger spelled backwards

I literally got my buddy banned on warframe for a week because some dude in the chat told me to spell reggin backards

This belongs to a museum

LMFAOOLL

I didn't *fall* for it, but i went with it, expecting a warning. Bam. Banski

Ginger is just Nigger rearranged

You're killing me

Yaknow

Both are equally soulless

Dyslexic people must think ginger ale is really racist

Also I wanna name my first son Reggin. Lmaoooo

All our sons must be named reggin now

NIGGER ALE

Name it Nate Higgers

A reggin army

COLT 45 AND TWO ZIG ZAGS

Bro, can you legally call your kid nigger?

For educational purposes only

Like not call him a nigger, but name him nigger

I thought of that

I actually asked my coworker that uesterday

Damn we on the same Pwavelength

WAVE GO BRRRRRRRRR

He said it would be fun y when you had to yell for him when he was outside

I straight up have to know

Hopefully he pops out 6'9" 300lbs of muscle so he'll be known as the biggest nigger anyone knows

Dudes cat would come along with it

I do have rather good genes

Wait
How much crime are we responsible for?
Mexican born, American raised

Make his middle name nigger.. so you can hide it and it comes to light only during formal occasions

@thedarkness05
Yo
Let me see that survey code

https://www.facebook.com/fuka.zuk.5/videos/176131077186558/

Michigan Capitol

What's this all about?

@slvr_neo ay you're a smart guy

@jaguarknight I can't find shit that isn't "do illegal immigrants really cause crime?"

Obviously, i snort fucking cocaine. That definitely didn't get made here.

So this is happening outside my work

@TacticalBeard what happened

I’m at work but seems the politicians no longer want to be seen voting on the laws that affect us

Capital building is full of protesters and boog bois

Shits hitting the fen

@jaguarknight tf is that like a golf range net

Yeah

Top golf

Legit a rich boomer had it made
And Tuesdays is and im not joking, taco Tuesdays and golf, but it's super expensive

I just wanna launch balls at people

Mild homo

i've been to the one in va beach with some peeps

was bojie af

Whats bojie

boujie

Boojy

idk how to spell it

...

like high class

Oh
Like hoity toity

The term bad, now means too good-looking and boujiee, a purposely misspelled version of bougie, means high maintenance, lavish, and somewhat stuck-up

Booger

Yeah that one

Well that perfectly describes top golf
Shame cause I know a few of the workers and they're good people

Not all yuppies are bad

Hush puppies are pretty dope

I do enjoy shushed puppers

i love hush puppies in tartar sauce

remiinds me of the old fish camps my granny would take me too

Pappy squids here has the right idea

honestly not sure how urbanites grow up

like i grew up in the country and came out amazing

and my cousins grew up in the city

and most are just uselss overall

the country and south in general are v wholesome

Wait
Im urbanite
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Well technically I lived in the urban area but growing up I was always taken to rural places

Show'em ya dixie pride, Squid

i really do enjoy dixie land

Met sweet black ladies from Louisiana that would call you baby and sugar
And wholesome white ladies that would call you honey and just enjoyed life

Dixie is all I know ngl

Never ever traveled in any part of US besides south

my fave part to going to church was the old ladies giving thoes hard caramel candies

Country really is the best

I hate not seeing trees dude

def gonna move back to the Appalachians as soon as i have kids

Ive been to Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana and Alabama
And Utah but that was necessary

Grew up in okie and texas

I want to hit all of Dixieland before I die
And Ohio and Montana cause I hear it's beautiful

Imma boog innarockies

Been to louis, alabama, florida, tennessee, mississipi

#SouthOfMasonDixon M A S T E R RACE

Hol up

I FUCKING HATE THAT GOD DAMN LINE

FUCK HAVING THAT NAME

?

IT'S a good line
Nice and straight

For certain parts of course

THA NUMBERS MASON

FUCK YOU I NEVER PLAYED THAT GAME AND PAYED ATTENTION

WHAT DO THEY MEME?!?!

W H A T D O T H E Y M E A N

We were this close to greatness

Idfk dude

@Trash Squid might move out to AZ or Montana

i've never lived out side the south for more than 3 months

Do it

i do love CO thoough

place is beautiful

I lived in Utah most of last year
Totally not fun
God I hate walking in snow

Most miserable I've been in life

Might stay in AZ. I hate cold

But if anything happens to the infrastructure it's hard to live out there

I love CO tbth.

Im pissed I wasn't forced to stay there

That's the reason I wasn't to head to north Texas

Fuck the cornfields, i wanna boog in rock holes

I don't care where I just want to have water nearby

Somebody said AZ?

Dammit

I hate Being in vegas

Ay, i gotta fuck around in the azz desert before I die

Guys

My nigga

I got bored at work

I made a..creation prototype

Let's see

Well, let's have it then

Ohohohohohohohohohoho Y E S

Once I fully make it (I can't use shop parts I gotta buy my own) there will be way less thread showing. This is just finger tight

And the back "spike" part I'm gonna saw off at an angle so itll be a hollow war spike

Put it in yo pants and walk around like a pimp

Make the handle extra long as a cane

I'll put together a parts list if anyone wants

I was thinking about it @jaguarknight it would double as a 2H warhammer

Affirmative 🖐️🖐️

Exactly

I'm gonna make a 1H version first thk

The 2H wont have a spike itll just be2 headed