Unless there's a back room to "test products"

Slot Cocks Flop Flocks?

Glocks

damn Inyson

LOL

@Hellhound6 most of us use basment

"" **YOU TRYNA BE A HERO WATKINS?!?!** ""

"" ***I'M TRYNA KILL SOME BUGS, SIR.*** ""

"buy a sex toy AND an ar-15 and you get free personal lube or free box of ammo"

I mean guns n sex toys are as close to phallic symbols. I'm about it

Gun oil n lube should not be confused nor sold together

Spend the sex toy money on more ammo

REAL QUICK

ALIENS or TERMINATOR 2 next?

Carl's boutta bitch smack that maggot so

Honestly that might be a winning combo

"Purchase any Israeli made rifle and we'll give you a free Dildo Bayonet"

@thedarkness05yes but WHIICH ONE N E X T

T2 nigga

Terminator 2

But I was talking about a firearm adult store

Thiccc Sloppy glocks fully cocked llc

@INNYGMATYK GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

@thedarkness05 o lmao

@Hellhound6 we've been outvoted in this small local decision

Aliens is better at night, anyway

fuck dem

. . .

@Hellhound6u right

Hicks > Connor

***CATCH ME ON THAT E O***

QUICK!
Describe Terminator 2 using ONLY emojis

"They mostly come out at night, mostly"

🔥👍🔥

🍆 🍑

Hah

Dick butt?

Anal sex

Oh, thought it was sperminator 2

bruh

there's no Mexican flag

btw I saw Terminator Dark Fate when it first cMe out

gross

came*

coom*

IT WAS LITERALLY A LEFTIST WET DREAM

> The Bois breakin in to that Evidence Locker

You mean virtue signaling and losing money at an alarming rate?

OH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOM!

@Hellhound6 inna tonight at 2100 or 2200?

........fuck I love this group

@насильственное убийство happy to have all of you

God you guys are fags

Kk

Jk

Love ya

*kkk

*lil john* Ohhh Kayyyyy

k k k

@FloridaManBoohajideen sure

Facebook doesn't approve of exercise

.....but jew burning...by all means...continue..

Listen, if you let a man steal your chickens, you might as well let him rape your daughters

buh-gawk?

But more importantly, if you let a man rape your chickens, you might as well let him steal your daughters..

LOL

I think what I'm trying to say here is daughters are useless

"" *GOOD. Because I blew it out of the God Damn AirLock*. ""

Onencan rent out their daughters as prostitutes to pay bills

one can**

At least then they'll be somewhat useful and you can ise that as a bargaining chip

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

"Oh? you want a new car? well those are expensive, the neighbors have money though soo..."

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

Well shit, LET'S MAKE SOME DAUGHTERS, KINGS!

anyone keen to hop inna NOW or naw?

"You Don't wanna work McDonald's for rhat Prom Dress???? Well, there's another way to earn that dough."

Maybe

Hop in where?

Inna

*over the top lads intensifies*

I'm gonna go abandonnmy son so

I mean

I'm gonna go buy smokes so

Ahh, got it

I'm keen innamin

Gotta be at least 21 to use smokes as an excuse to bail on your kids in the us now

good thing I'm 28 in 20 fucking days

No shit bud

Lol I just turned 28

@насильственное убийство ree

aayyyy congrats King

Oi, I'll be 29 on 1/14

November

Thanks, happy early birthday

@xringarcher1440 how was 28 desu?

started off bad, got better, got slightly bad again, ended way better. Overall a net positive i'd say

thanks fam

Rain is fucking my Viet Cong btw

god damn boomers, the lot of ya

so I'll be inna, later

I turned 24 a few months ago

enjoy it

nah man, I need to get me a dose of that not service connected service connected arthritis and back issues by 30

Hah

Now talk to me in 4 years

lol I was just gonna say I already have back issues and am starting to develop arthritis in my right hand fingers

I fell offarock ontoarock the other day

Not in service *yet* but we'll see. Been going beast inna gym the whole last year

@thedarkness05 good job tbh

Knees, back, ankles are all shot

And now for a little dose of culture for you all

I actually just found out this is a real “and have been laughing

'MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

Ya know

hell yeah

It all makes sense

ok, but Hemingway convinced the Cuban Government to give him a machine gun and a whole bunch of grenades so he could hunt U boats

That’s why he’s my favorite author I have visited his house quite a few times and they have cats with extra toes that are only found on that island for the most part

Also old man and the sea is amazing and horribly depressing at the same time

Hemingway shit on everyone n everything

He's a gem

If you ever find yourself in South Florida do yourself a favor and go see his house

Broski I never made it further than Tallahassee

Lol shit that’s my hometown

We know bud lmao

I’m sorry

I like his short story Soldier's Home

So I actually did take a few modernist literature classes in college

I know *all* about it

South Florida is all the fun of going to a foreign country but no passport

Really good blow for cheap

I dated a chick from down that way

Sexy women

And amazing Cuban food

@FloridaManBoohajideen be my tour guide lmao

No Yankees need apply

*shakes fist at the north*

^

*REEEEEEEEEs in Sherman through Georgia*

I mean

I fucking hate Atlanta

He had the right idea with Atlanta

Not looking forward to that trip btw

having been to savannah and atlanta. Yeah

Savannah is actually a fun city

Full of slutty liberal art hoes

I have family out that way

I swear I'm not drunk

But I’m looking forward to Virginia on the 20th

Idk what they're up to these days. They've been all over the world, family rumor is that he's done some work for the government. Lives next door to two generals and a colonel

@thedarkness05 have a colonel in the family

Fuck that guy

Full bird?

Yup

oof

@Hellhound6 I’m working on it

I get it now though

Best book ever btw

hmm

I leave to buy **o n e** pack of smokes. . .

cock and ball torture

Am I right

Or am I right

cokes too fuarkin expensive

Never done coke

never had the desire

Expensive and only lasts an hour?

vs the chad 20 buck gram of meth that leaves you going all night

I don't do patriot sand. I just enjoy the smell

Fuck that I blow lines off of strippers assholes

ive never been to a strip club either

Overrated

Queer commie talk

if im paying a bitch to get naked, she best be fucking me

Lul

But you can pay a dollar and see her butthole

And they make strong drinks

shiiit just smuggle a bottle of russian standard in and take like 5 bucks for tips with you

tbh not a fan of buttholes, shits degen

There's a joke in there

i aint eatin ass

fuck that

I don't do it either

It's a mexican thing. Coke is huge for em

South American*

They all do that shit

Goals

the south american shit

that hits me pretty hard considering i smoke 2-3 cigs back to back

Dude I chain smoke when I'm on the phone/vc

I just use a pipe

Other than that I'm good

Depends on the situation for me

I quit cigs, went to dip, then quit dip with vape

Smok one 1 weed and die

Inna vc or with someone else that smokes i'll chain just to vibe and keep the company

Other than that i try not to unless i'm edged out as fuark

I feel ya

***and i am the blade today ooo WEE***

I do miss dip, a fucking lot

oh shit now that you mention that i just realized i still have a can of copenhagen in the fridge

break it out boi

Stoker's was my shit, I used to get those big ass tubs of that shit

Stoker's is cash, i used to be big on grizzly then moved my way up to copenhagen straight

Got the wintergreen this time just for shits n gigs

Stokers mint was my favorite one, though i could only ever find it at the tobacco store at the mall. Gas stations always just carried the wintergreen tubs

they werent bad either but their mint was next level

other than stokers though I enjoyed skoal the most, it wasnt the most nic filled brand but their cut was top notch. Really liked Skoal Classic (silvery gray can) and Skoal spearmint

only bad thing is skoal was always the most expensive cans

Skoal is some fine shit but the price is what kept me from buying it alot (unless you get the rolls), they had a green apple flavor a few years back that was godly

Now skoal mint? if i could find it i'd take the entire stock

i got their fruity flavors every once in a while for a change up, i liked their citrus flavor

my favorite fruity dip tho was kayak grape. Yes Kayak as a whole is nasty cheap shit but that grape flavor was fucking good

Grape flavored dip?

*excuse me but what in the fucking ghetto tarnation*

black dip

this DICC is addictive

. . .

wait.

*ya wanna know what else is addictive, squidward?*

👀

*Is that the **Cheese?***

I hated flavored dips

"" *Shwat we call a 'Shake n Bake' Operation* ""

inna local gun store

**oooOHHH**

call me a fudd but i'm nutting at the bolt actions

@NotInportant I'll gettaaauuuhhh AY KA

I'm gonna have so many bolt and lever guns after my dad kicks it, its gonna be great

High poynt 10 mila meeta

glock 40, aka the problem solver**

*fuck I miss Fallout 3*

fuck, crabs photo makes mine look like a pre k knock knock joke

fawty mila meeta fo pussayz geeta ten mila meeta

@Kaptain bonez nah - mine is a guggle imeg surg

i was in a gun store a few weeks ago and they had one of those hi point carbines in 45, i was messing with it a bit and those things are god awful as far as ergonomics go. I couldnt shoulder it and line my eye up with the sights worth a damn

the chad 10mm

@xringarcher1440 now ruin my dreams abouttaKelTeccy

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