Knees, back, ankles are all shot

And now for a little dose of culture for you all

I actually just found out this is a real “and have been laughing

'MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

Ya know

hell yeah

It all makes sense

ok, but Hemingway convinced the Cuban Government to give him a machine gun and a whole bunch of grenades so he could hunt U boats

That’s why he’s my favorite author I have visited his house quite a few times and they have cats with extra toes that are only found on that island for the most part

Also old man and the sea is amazing and horribly depressing at the same time

Hemingway shit on everyone n everything

He's a gem

If you ever find yourself in South Florida do yourself a favor and go see his house

Broski I never made it further than Tallahassee

Lol shit that’s my hometown

We know bud lmao

I’m sorry

I like his short story Soldier's Home

So I actually did take a few modernist literature classes in college

I know *all* about it

South Florida is all the fun of going to a foreign country but no passport

Really good blow for cheap

I dated a chick from down that way

Sexy women

And amazing Cuban food

@FloridaManBoohajideen be my tour guide lmao

No Yankees need apply

*shakes fist at the north*

^

*REEEEEEEEEs in Sherman through Georgia*

I mean

I fucking hate Atlanta

He had the right idea with Atlanta

Not looking forward to that trip btw

having been to savannah and atlanta. Yeah

Savannah is actually a fun city

Full of slutty liberal art hoes

I have family out that way

I swear I'm not drunk

But I’m looking forward to Virginia on the 20th

Idk what they're up to these days. They've been all over the world, family rumor is that he's done some work for the government. Lives next door to two generals and a colonel