shootout on London bridge

https://theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2019/nov/29/london-bridge-incident-police-city

Lel

I know nothing

eh whoever gave me the info jumpped the gun

"Armed police allegedly shot dead a man brandishing a knife on London Bridge today as crowds were seen running away from the scene."

We need to ban knives now. Only the police should be allowed to have machineguns

Think of the children

^

Hows that sarcasm leather taste?

Kinky

Kinda like a gimp mask

Lel

I was gonna say like a pair of kinky boots, we are talking about the brits here

With their sex dungeons n secret societies

what?

I drove my Saracen through your garden last night

There we go, Paddy's got it

Ayeee

Speaking of the IRA has anyone watched rebellion?

What’s it on?

Netflix

@One Shot Paddy

I also suggest the wind that shakes the barley

@jaruspk

https://tenor.com/view/mussolini-not-impressed-gif-11691814

Outstanding move

Thank you I am truly a man of culture

Wanna play hopscotch? @One Shot Paddy

Only if you go first

hah im not gona activate it

Aight bet

cus its anti tonk

Well the pin anti pulled either

mercs fat enough to trip a anti tank mine

No u

That’s a rip

You fat fucking leaf there bud @Rogal Dorn The Autistic

kek u mad cuz i was right

I love me some forbidden tuna

@Rogal Dorn The Autistic

@Hellhound6 new reaction pick for rogal ... yeah that will do thanks

Don't forget the old one @jaruspk

im gona dubble the autism this time

Attaboy

@Rogal Dorn The Autistic @Rogal Dorn The Autistic

Dude

Wal-Mart is great

<:cry:554420494447673374>

You see the EGA on her arm?

Shhh

Cursed

*insert wook joke here*

Judging by the flap she was more likely a dependa

Nah, they grow exponentially with time in and grade

Fair point

hey is that true that every marine wife/gf is marine too
but not every armyman gf is part of army



||AND NAVY DONT HAVE GF, THEY HAVE GOT BIG DONGSSS IN THEIR ASSES||

Anvil stand works, torch dont. Not hot enough. Too poor for coal where i live.

Walk the train tracks and collect it

Make Coke out out burnt wood

if you dont have coal

It's a fine mornin'innit? Finally off call so I can drink.

@thedarkness05 all good - I was gonna ask you for a fateful coin toss that might have set my night in a weird ass direction

Still need me to play Anton Chigurh for ya?

Thankfully, not right this minute d:

The holiday treatin you good, my dude?

It is indeed. Spent the day with friends n family, ate an drank more than my fill, and now I'm back from my long run and about to dig in to some leftovers

solid.

How is everyone's Thanksgiving going

No thanksgiving

How's yours?

Gey as fuck

He's just mad because we dont have the good whiskey

It went great. Now I'm alone with leftovers n booze. Which is a dangerous combo

And I forgot my silkies

^

How?

Lol

Thats like part of my main kit ready to rock

I'm even wearin em now

Same

Completely forgot mine

(not in this town)

@Trash Squid whats the status on patches

Wonderfully

Heading innawoods, barely any cell service where we heading

Will check back when I can

Oi kings whats going down

Excluding in a woods vendiongo

Just chillin on my part. Got work later so, meh

So you cant crack cold one

Thats sad

@xringarcher1440 be safe, dude

@jaruspk I'm half way thru Gauntlet Run 1/3 today

I'm getting my drinking done now

but it's daylight so this is really just a power jog all day

Boy

Drinking befor 12am

Daydrinking mostly. Getting my Mr. Lahey on.

Gonna catch up on that once round 3 is settled and I have (more) booze

Starting with a small bottle of Jamie.

That is a teeny bottle. Looks very portable

Good to keep in the jacket.

Patches are in and I'm probably gonna use PayPal, just working on shipping when I get back to VA I gotta go talk to the different shipping companies about bussniss shipping

Love me some Jameson

Just stopped to get some beers, you guys ever seen Pabst blue ribbon “hard coffee”

I bought a 4 pack of it to try

lemme know if it tastes like piss n coffee

I have a theory

This oughtta be good

I'm interested in this concoction

Ayy there is nothing worse than polish lyofilized coffee

Trust me

Howdy howdy there kings

howdy

i see some of us have started getting our mr lahey on today

Ayy Boneless king

yoo whats good jaru?

Nothing studying and chilling on dc on brakes

How about ya?

not much going on (yet), gonna become really close friends with my toilet in a bit thanks to my friend jack daniels™️

That's what I'ma get tonight, I think.

Oof

fuck ye

expect lots of drunken shitposting ta night boyos

Ah yes reason why i stopped drinking hard

I have got shit load of high % stuff that im not gona drink

And they just keep comming

So yes i will stick with my cold one

i somehow always end up watching spongebob and puking by the time i get done with the liquor

I spew here n ere - but I'm pretty good at handling myself, loosely

(but you all know this)

*we all know very well*

Mhmm

Y'all have yet to see Dar/k/s drunken rampage

Howdy Howdy fellas

Howdy sticky

Just ordered drum mag for the FAL😛

stay tuned

Yeah you go

M A G D U M P

Y E S

what kinna FAL?

Skudussshhhh

Imagine having access to fal full auto trigger pack

That would be heavenly

And a drum mag full of 7.62nato

I knew a guy in the firearms division of the FBP, and he had to get rid of around 100k of old .38s. Apparently they shot so much they had blisters on their trigger fingers

*knows were to find such devices*

gemtech has a suppressor I want to look into

that's one secksee ass rifle

2200 dollas of secksee

😂💃

Dame

worth it

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Very worth it

Boi I wanna get one that’s 750 in the local paper but my paw won’t spot me monies

So I heard from my hookup, he has BP coming👀👀👀👀

Bullpups**** stupid auto correct

Bullpups are lit

But not AS80 in a1 variant

Thats not very cash money of enfield

What kinda bullpups?

(Say that it is aug but not JEWor)

I know where a NATO FN FAL is for 650😭

@Stickythicky where?

I need

Aug A3👀

@thedarkness05

Darkness Pm me

Yeet

0 bids on it👀

On that aug

But is this a sexy one or this square rails bullshit

Smexy one

Like this

Si Senoir

Boi

Thats lit

No deets on price yet

Fu kin damn these feds.

I wanna kill all of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzegMydwwg8

look at this shit, following a man to his goddamn apartment and blasting him because *HYUCK N-NAZI!*

watch their houses *accidentally* burn after this shit

Made it up to hunting camp. One bar of cell service barely lol

Glad the travel is smooth ma dude

Update on the PBR coffee drinks, it’s good as fuck if you can find it buy it

roger roger

alright kings

liquor has started it's PRIME course, i am shitfaced and ready to bring on the memes

If you disagree you have the big gay

i mean

did get my ass eaten once by my ex

shit was cash, don't care if it was homo or not

*10/10 would do it again*

> using an EXIT as an Entrance.

ya no

Not at all gay @Kaptain bonez

@INNYGMATYK respectable opinion.

absolutely


wouldn't put anything solid in there

Whatever you wanna do with your body - fine.

But I wouldn't mark pegging as *natural*

Lol I was hoping to gauge opinions on it see what people said 😂 getting the tongue probs as far as I'd go

personally - i think ass eating is ehhhh but it's on the line, that's about as far as i *personally* am willing to go as anything beyond isn't my thing

tongue wot cun?

but if anything further is your thing, thats your thing man. Not my business what you and the mrs/mr do in the bedroom

Do whatever you want, with whoever you want, as long as you're not treading anyone, who hasn't done you wrong, who isn't mature/old enough to handle their own freedoms

This, to the max^^^

I used to date this pretty thick girl

and she shoved one of her fingers up there as a surprise and I fucked open palmed smacked her face

top kek

and she got turned on. I was like " DUDE WTF"

Hahahahaha jesus christ 😂😂😂

I mean I bear swiped this woman,her face was glowing like hot iron

tfw girl with a fat ass and mad dick sucking skills is never gonna be an option 4 me anymore

*time for a NNN feels trip*

*Bear Swiped*

Damn, son.

@Kaptain bonez wipe that attitude off.

> 7.4 billyun people
> ergo 3.6 someodd billyun bitches
> **GONNA BE** dat perf women sumwerr my dude

keep rolling for digits.

i mean

not really that that's the issue

Stillm

s t i l l

difficult to say this but - basically engaged to girl (do have feelings for btw, not to hate on her here) thats not as thick as the last 2 girls i gave the old bone

I feel that.

old gf was basically, fuck. gorgeous as all fuck, red headed and the kinda girl you get once in a lifetime

I'm 2 years inna and idk if I'm keeping it

I remember that girl, too

Interestingly enough - i was 20

already fucked up once and messed around with another girl, as fucked up as that is and yeh i know i'm quite a pos for doing that

( *don't let me interrupt - I'm just contriburambling* )

Dont feel to bad

Problems are sometimes necessary for growth