ARE

YOUR

PAPERS

I'm gay for you daddi merc

arent we all?

Should just rename the server Mercs harem

I don't have any papers

Lmfao

No

THEN TO CAMP YOU GO

I joined with no knowledge or introduction as to what this server is

Fed

@Hellhound6 can i be your bottom bitch

Well theres your first mistake

Sounds like a fed

@snowman you already are

Woot Camp!

ABC boi alert

*loads shovel with Einsatzkommando intent*

Everyone is fed

*abortion time*

I ain’t a fed 😠

FED

Everyone

😤😤😤

Is

A

Fed

Gry

hello yes i am with the FBI you are all going to be arrested unless you commit another false flag for us

Well then

Oh when you put it that way

This calls for one gif in particular

i gota go to work yall are distractin me lol

I mean

jk im distracting myself

Do I get to rape commiws

Gay

I gotta shower and do makeup

MEDIOCRE

But showers in the middle of the day feel weird

Tr00

Wait I have dry shampoo!

FED

Make like a tree

And get cut down

Yeeeyeeee the gods have blessed me

By Hitler's buzzsaw

Cut down or dicc down

Lost in thot translation

Tone down the edge

*flips coin* tails?

Dicc yay

Heads

And head yay

Merc daddi is so giving owo

I can't find my shemagh, this is problem.

My upstair neighbors are fucking XD

Record it

I'm totally joking

Join em

I do not want to see that

Are those your parents

Newbie coming in hard

Yes hello I am dad

I am mommi

And I'm the Uncle no one likes

Aite

Hes the Irish uncle who's always drunk at Thanksgiving

Ruining my fucking pies

Im the uncle that my nephews don't even know I exist

Lol your pies are delicious I can't help it

Shoving his hook hand into them

Like he owns the place

Hehe cream pies

Hehe

Hehe that made my butthole throb

Good to know lol

I got a chubby thinking about pies

Reee

This is why imma bounce to the woods on my own with blackjack n hookers

You must take us daddi

The cringe is part of the love

Only to tie each of you together and throw y'all into the first big river

>:(

i'll be your wilderness broodmare papa

Lmao

@snowman you're already jotted down as warbride

But who else will give you cummies other than tactical trap

y'all talking about food and didnt tag my fat ass ?

you'll have to catch me first

LMfAo

You like them cream pies king

are you talking about them oatmeal bois at the gas station or the assbackwards mindset that one has to adopt in order to accept that their gf is a secret whore and they are slowly conditioned to accept that she has nothing in mind towards committment she was just lucky enough to trick this idiot

like a banana cream pie, you fucking donut, jesus

C:

Wait

I'm just talking about being came in

You got hella deep bro