Wait I have dry shampoo!

FED

Make like a tree

And get cut down

Yeeeyeeee the gods have blessed me

By Hitler's buzzsaw

Cut down or dicc down

Lost in thot translation

Tone down the edge

*flips coin* tails?

Dicc yay

Heads

And head yay

Merc daddi is so giving owo

I can't find my shemagh, this is problem.

My upstair neighbors are fucking XD

Record it

I'm totally joking

Join em

I do not want to see that

Are those your parents

Newbie coming in hard

Yes hello I am dad

I am mommi

And I'm the Uncle no one likes

Aite

Hes the Irish uncle who's always drunk at Thanksgiving

Ruining my fucking pies

Im the uncle that my nephews don't even know I exist

Lol your pies are delicious I can't help it

Shoving his hook hand into them

Like he owns the place

Hehe cream pies

Hehe

Hehe that made my butthole throb

Good to know lol

I got a chubby thinking about pies

Reee

This is why imma bounce to the woods on my own with blackjack n hookers

You must take us daddi

The cringe is part of the love