I saw that

Lmfao

I don't do coke, I just enjoy the smell

Of course

I've got a colombian lad, If you're interested

So you're in South America

He's batshit crazy

Or centralish

If I say, I would open the game

Costa Rica

No

Chile

Um... fuck... OH Nicaragua

Wish i lived in Chile

No, not Nicaragua

Damn

Dude I wanna move to Argentina..for reasons..

Love Argentina

@Hellhound6 *Pinochet intensifies*

Blonde tanned women

Los hermanos

I was be a benevolent dictator too lol

Would*

Of course you would xD

Argentina is really white, I can asure you that

The Nazis went there for a reason

Just sayin

And no, I do not live in Argentina, but we know each other

Brazil

Ok does the country speak Spanish or Portuguese

Wish AKA was wrong

But yeah, bingo

I'm so sorry

Yeah, I'll be fine

As a frequent browser of bestgoredotcom, a site where 85% of the content originates in Brazil, I am so sorry

I know

It's worse you can imagine

The shit I told here a time ago about pregnant women getting raped an burried alive isn't a joke lmao

Bruh

Boogaloo to Brazil

Boogaloo my ass, tear Brazil apart

I mean, the favelas have already been boogalooing for some time

Burn it to ashes

Well then we Boogaloo back lol

They've got a lot of coke, Merc. Should try it

Nah I don't do drugs lol

Alright, so let's recap. We have a Merc who's NEVER been to Ukraine EVER, a Brazilian, and a bonafide Florida Man... the alphabet bois should be terrified

*starts hiding stash*

I'm american

I mean to be real

More like a traped american

So here's what ya do

Get an American flag, raise an army of autists and take over and call it little america

Well, we've got a lot of crazy people here

Should work

Just rally the favela gangs to your cause. The coup will be over in two days tops

I will say, for all the psychosis down there, y'all do have some wild ass bank robberies

Like shit straight out of some action flick

I would end up killed by them. They kill whites

If anyone ever tries to kill You, you kill em right back

Wouldn't say bank robberies

We can't have guns

That's the point

Make a spear

Chuck that shit

Fuck carry a god damn etool lol I carry a wrench in my vehicle

A woman got an arrow stuck to her shoulder one time

Of fucking course

But you know the plus side

It wasnt to her knee, she could still be an adventurer

Funny and interesting fact

Its a saying for marraige

I've got the reference

Taking an arrow to the knee was supposedly an old viking euphemism for getting married

Hence, dropping to one knee xD

Nah I'm tracking

At least where I live, is kind of safe

Nowhere in Brazil is safe

Rare exceptions

Just don't be a dummy and try to visit Rio de Janeiro

Because you'll for fucking sure be at least robbed

After browsing bestgore, my bandmate and I have officially sworn to never travel to Brazil for any reason unless like a girl we're in love with gets kidnapped and taken there

And even then it'd probably just be me

Cuz he really is just like nah fam

Nothin is worth that trip

Pay an PMC or some shit

I don't have the money, but I do have a serious and potentially psychologically worrying hatred for human traffickers so

Or call BOPE. They know how to get the work done

Why should I let someone else have all the fun?

I'd rather go down there myself to get her and terrify an entire country

Or die tryinf

Probably the latter

But at least I'd go down fighting

Good call

Bring thr guns, I'll help for sure

Lol

Lit

Need to go back to US asap

Please do

Just do not know where, exactly