Gey

You ain't lying

Aight bet. As soon as I finish sendin the kids on the bus

Dragon ladies only cut it one way

Sand dudes liked to touch you after a haircut

My ladies are good american broads.

They were basically gay anyway

They do good work. I just like it short

I did go to my small towns barber shop and got one of those dudea to give me a nice tape up

Once

I want to grow a mullet when shit hits the fen

Next time I chop off my beard imma go to an actual barber and get a straight shave

And it was really dope except im a pasty white dude with what looked like drakes haircut

And wear a skin coon hat

coonskin*

Cam always the good touch though. Like i havenet had that good of a haircut in YEARS

Save some pussy for the rest of us børther

Cept im bald now, and id kill for that stupid high and tight

Bruh I'm always worried imma end up bald lol

I'm afraid people nickname me Sasquatch again

Or even werewolf

Im afraid of being called a super badass agro beast

I'm hairy af

Dude

Sorry

I'm laughing

I mean damn lok

Fixed

Aight, Its parked for now, but tis is what they give me

A friend of mine invited me to drink, but in a party

Till 4am

Not going

Lame

I want sum drink

I REALLY need to crack a cold one

YO. WHEN WE MEET. THERE. WILL. BE. GROG.

I will make Kvass

Who is the general of the boogaloo?

Thatd sounds like a very FED question there

@wendiko hell yah

Ill make your privates come to attention

With a vigorous ass fuckin

Fedboi

There will be no rank and structure, just well organized teams producing results

And a few cowabungas

^

More like a lot of autism considering

Ive played enough airsoft to know everone wants to play general

But yes

Watched again that live of christchurch massacre

I’ve got the vid screencap saved

That guy is batshit crazy

Not really

And yet people followed him

His manifesto was a meme though

And the media played directly into his hand

What Im saying is he kept calm all the time

Like it was just a play in the park

Actually he didnt

When the guy rushed him, he dropped mags and shit

If it’s a real profile, Brandon Wagshol (Connecticut man arrested for 30 rd mags and memes) just liked my page.

Did pnn make yalls pps hard? They way they support the booj. Yas

Christchurch faggot was a fuckin tard and a half for numerous reasons but that atrocious room "clearing" was certainly one of them

Watched that video over and over again and he's worse than gangbangers in Mexico are at this shit

He's worse than American cops who are atrocious at CQB as it is

I made sure my joes watched that video and then I quizzed them on why that larping fag deserved to get ventilated and couldn't clear rooms to save his life much less massacre unarmed targets efficiently

Amazing example of what not to do

Oi m8s what do ya think about patriot road trip?

Just hypotheticaly

For now

What is this

Like booz, guns, n patriots party?

Just wandering if its gut idea

Or we do that, but while visiting all 50 states in ascending order of patriotism

https://tenor.com/view/team-america-gif-5651391

Hell yee

But that is too similar to igloo time

Something like main rehersal before show

I'd be down for some shit like that right about now

Legal reasons that's a joke

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Are there any Wisconsin /k/ pages or groups on Facebook?

@Mr Walkway94 fuck yea man

@Hellhound6 I am down but joking for legal reasons

@насильственное убийство we must ready az

*stomps boots on the ground harshly*

HEIL HYDRA

Excellent

Ready for action, Sir

Well just uh... seize a mountain to party on or something

OH I REMEMBER NOW

Flying Dorito chip

Yes

The vid i took, i zoomed in

It looks like that

Hawt

I wonder what kinda clearance those pilots got to fly shit like that

Badass

Do the test pilots get hazard pay? for all the secret squirrel shit they gotta do?