Message from @wendiko
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Tbh.
Lmao Merc that's basically how I voluntarily cut my hair
The military barbers sucked ass
Gey
You ain't lying
Aight bet. As soon as I finish sendin the kids on the bus
Dragon ladies only cut it one way
Sand dudes liked to touch you after a haircut
My ladies are good american broads.
They were basically gay anyway
They do good work. I just like it short
I did go to my small towns barber shop and got one of those dudea to give me a nice tape up
Once
I want to grow a mullet when shit hits the fen
Next time I chop off my beard imma go to an actual barber and get a straight shave
And it was really dope except im a pasty white dude with what looked like drakes haircut
And wear a skin coon hat
coonskin*
Cam always the good touch though. Like i havenet had that good of a haircut in YEARS
Save some pussy for the rest of us børther
Bruh I'm always worried imma end up bald lol
I'm afraid people nickname me Sasquatch again
Or even werewolf
Im afraid of being called a super badass agro beast
I'm hairy af
Dude
Sorry
I'm laughing
I mean damn lok
Fixed
Aight, Its parked for now, but tis is what they give me
A friend of mine invited me to drink, but in a party
Till 4am
Not going
Lame
I want sum drink
I REALLY need to crack a cold one
YO. WHEN WE MEET. THERE. WILL. BE. GROG.
I will make Kvass
Who is the general of the boogaloo?