Dated a chick that basically claimed to be a feminist and a socialist

Nah, I need my girls to sling lead

She immediately changed her tone and was like "whatever side you're on, I am too"

How else will we protect the children?

Plus her friends weren't a fan of me because I didn't buy into the white guilt bullshit

" wyd " "in bed" "without me?"
Why do dudes say that gay shit.

Cuz we're gey

^^

Like bruh I dont even know you

Why would I want you in my bed you cuckadoo

Cuz of 1 night stands obviously

Gross

Didnt you know child bearing and monogamy are outdated

I'm a trap of God.

i need a fucking cigar

Wtf

lol i made that meme

You cant s.s. Facebook dating app

How am I suppose to shame dudes now.

me and my woman had a child talk recently she said she didnt know if she wanted them or not

but i told her she would grow into it

and she will

Honestly.

I loved being pregnant.

Do the thing

Pls gibb me your best IRA memes

Make babies

she only 20 atm i didnt want them till i hit 21

I dont think I'm gonna have kids.

My only advice

i wanna have a few

Dont let children hold you back from living life.

Too much big crazy in the family

Too many people fall into the " i cant do that i have my kid with me"

My brother and uncle eat medication for their psyche shit

Yall I have a basket ball team

lol nice

I have a son, and he's great. His mom is a cunt though. I'm trying to make it work. But my current girlfriend wants at least 4

I also have an amazing step daugther

@jaruspk

Looks like a lovely family there trap

Yee we try

@Hellhound6 good bless you m8

Best anyone could do

Teaching our littles about the great boogaloo

Jk but really teaching them survival and camping shit.

Getting thor into buschcrafting.

My oldest is a gamer 😒

gamers rise up

i love bush craft

"Mom won t let us play the Xbox. GAMERS RISE UP"

lol

LMFAO

Hes all about that switch life

For a bit I was a neckbeard and gamed all the time

Then I realized I was becoming a POS fatbody

So I had to fix myself lol

So i totally thought of making our shindig super reinforced so we could hide the childs there.

Alright kids today were gonna talk about papa pig

Send it

Oh mo

also i'll be at MAGFEST this year if anyone else is going

Deets?

https://super.magfest.org/

just half a week of drinking partying videogames and concerts

Noice

This guy tried to say we should have stricter gun laws because of the Vegas shooting.

I'm dead

That dude sounds like he eats paint chips with extra lead

^

Attack me why dontcha

I figured out a way to trap @Trash Squid

Also me

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-sweaty-airplane-ted-striker-gif-4372615

Lol

Injust need that spicy confection sugar

the power powder

The bug fuel

goon dust

Patriot sand

lmao

Goon dust and Patriot sand are officially mybtwo favorite twrms

Glad to be of service

I wouldve enjoyed patriot sand if itbhad that name

When I take over South America, it will no longer be blow, it will be Patriot sand

perfect

Freedom Dust

@Foxhound gunpowder or cocaine?

b o f f f

Both.

@Foxhound patriot sand fug boi

Suck my balls you communist

You're one talk

Who came out on the left during the quiz?

NOT I FUCK BOI

Oh God.

I have whiskie feathers on my eyes

It feels weeeeird