Message from @DAnteForneus

Discord ID: 620423991336632340


2019-09-09 00:34:10 UTC  

Where's your tokarev from? Mine's Romanian

2019-09-09 00:34:29 UTC  

Same

2019-09-09 00:34:36 UTC  

Ayyy

2019-09-09 00:35:09 UTC  

I bought a SiG Mosquito/GSG Firefly

2019-09-09 00:35:11 UTC  

Today

2019-09-09 00:35:18 UTC  

It's dumb and fun

2019-09-09 00:35:27 UTC  

Never had the pleasure of using one

2019-09-09 00:35:41 UTC  

It's a 22

2019-09-09 00:35:47 UTC  

I'm gonna shoot animals with it

2019-09-09 00:35:51 UTC  

Ah

2019-09-09 00:36:13 UTC  

Literally only bought to kill the animals i trap

2019-09-09 00:36:22 UTC  

Or for finishing shots when hunting

2019-09-09 00:37:05 UTC  

Makes sense

2019-09-09 00:38:49 UTC  

Also I bought a bunch of 22lr ammo a year ago on accident when I didn't have a gun to shoot it

2019-09-09 00:38:57 UTC  

So instead of getting rid of the ammo

2019-09-09 00:39:03 UTC  

I bought a gun to shoot it with

2019-09-09 00:39:05 UTC  

Sounds like a problem solved lol

2019-09-09 00:43:03 UTC  

Yeah I'm happy

2019-09-09 01:02:02 UTC  

fuck me

2019-09-09 01:02:53 UTC  

i might work 48 h straight

2019-09-09 01:03:26 UTC  

so who wants to share any tips how not to die during my shift?

2019-09-09 01:03:58 UTC  

You'll need either coffee or energy drinks, snacks, and something constructive to keep your mind busy like a book or game

2019-09-09 01:06:27 UTC  

Energy drinks: rip its are my preference, your choice of tobacco but dip works good, caffine pills, shitty easily stored and eaten/cooked food, and a metric ton of self hatred

The fuck is a "testicular powow"

@DAnteForneus Ranger speed.... Mix coke with instant coffee and gunpowder, and snort til your heart's content

tadah, more awake than OJ Simpson in a bronco onna highway

2019-09-09 01:16:56 UTC  

^

2019-09-09 01:17:01 UTC  

That works too

Adapt
Improvise
Overcome

2019-09-09 01:19:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/620428031881773066/image0.jpg

2019-09-09 01:19:58 UTC  

When u wanna chill with Helga but some guy put a wall around your town

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/620428152833048606/image0.jpg

@One Shot Paddy With all due respect... Why so god damn scrawny?

2019-09-09 01:26:13 UTC  

Idk

2019-09-09 01:26:45 UTC  

I would be worse but I’m pretty active

@One Shot Paddy Ever try calisthenics?

2019-09-09 01:27:09 UTC  

What

Not sure if I spelled it right

2019-09-09 01:27:32 UTC  

What’s that again

2019-09-09 01:27:54 UTC  

I mean I workout ab twice a day

2019-09-09 01:28:26 UTC  

I’m pretty strong I just don’t have a lot to show I’m pure muscle and bone

2019-09-09 01:29:09 UTC  

I got a squat of 295 a bench of 205 and a power lean of 185

Ah, good, so like Bruce Lee? Athletic but not overly packed and strong as a motherfucker