Nobody talks about it

imagine how big ED treatment is going to be in the next 10 years

a war hero

hear that kid?

WAR

HERO

open them ears punk

NAM

That's Patrick little's dad

WAR HERO

shit

i'd tap that tbh

Breed

Ben Carson-Herman Cain 2020

looks like icarly

BLACKED @Solipsistic Vinarchy

america status: BLACKED

bob dole 2020

nardi 2040 okay i’m going to bed fr now later homies

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE TROOPS?"

c h i s e l e d

George McGovern 2050

@bress222 night

if his beret were yellow and upright he'd literally be chad

@WOMP WOMP boi he had peak Chad genes, too bad he got killed in Afghanistan

He got friendly fired

Ironic that you used a pic of a dead veteran

By an afghan

oof

elf wants to make friends with afghans

im looking at republican primary candidates through the years

a race traitor

Fuck it

McCain-Romney 2020

Big brain

McCain just has to live long enough to be sworn in, and then Romney becomes president

Revenge of the Neocons

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Martin O'Malley-Lincoln Chafee 2020

@Barry White he dies in office and Romney becomes POTUS, trolls the American people epic style

Bring back Jim Webb

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^

Jeb! Webb 2020

Jeb!/Bernie 2020

fried chicken american

Webb would do better as a conservative

As someone who has spent a good deal of time in Missouri, I appreciate that some of the Dems there are at least somewhat conservative

PRESIDENT CHAFEE

CAN'T CHAFE THE CHAFEE

PRES PEROT

ROSS PEROT 2020

Actually though, Perot would've been absolutely awful, far worse than even Al Gore

redpill me on perot

Aight let's get into it

Strong supporter of abortion

strong NIGGER

Basically an economic lolbertarian, though I don't mind that too much

dude weed lmao

He supported a balanced budget amendment to the constitution which I like

i'd be a big fan of that

Anyway he was basically an anti-consitutionalist

nvm

Here's a quote from him

"Keep in mind our Constitution predates the Industrial Revolution. Our founders did not know about electricity, the train, telephones, radio, television, automobiles, airplanes, rockets, nuclear weapons, satellites, or space exploration. There's a lot they didn't know about. It would be interesting to see what kind of document they'd draft today. Just keeping it frozen in time won't hack it" -Perot

Which is partially true, don't get me wrong, but he basically didn't care about following the laws we have in place (to be fair, none of our politicians really seem to care about the Constitution).

fellas

Howard Dean 2020

I retract my statement about Perot being worse than Al Gore though, at least Perot supported a balanced budget and gun rights

Perot is rich as fuck

He also hated NAFTA
I'll be honest, I probs would've voted for Perot in 1992

I never realized that failed presidential candidates were this much of a goldmine

remember david french

Cheney-Wolfowitz 2020

>Wolfowitz

who the fuck

so are the jews god's chosen people?

uh oh

https://youtu.be/l6i-gYRAwM0

oh god

its feds

It's happening

Raided boys

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*fbi kicks down door*

BULL UP

Le ebin raid

FUCK