i have this dystopic nihilism depressionfest of a state in my mind everytime i think of jersey

does your family like chris christie

@Marcus Antonius U mad Texas boi

@bress222 not really

I swear I could dox you by now if I had the motive or dislike lol

easily

He's better than murphy though

lol

i heard murphy is a disaster

Chris Christie was a shitposter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtkW3cuMNfM

@Solipsistic Vinarchy yeah he is

my emotions

NJ GOP data center

Illegals get financial aid

GRAT TA TTA TTAA PUH PUH

For school

lmao

gas

clown state

we’ve all seen the photo of chris christie and the M&M’s right

chris christie has conserved so much

@bress222 ya

at least you have the sopranos

okay good

to be proud of

it’s mandatory viewing

Chris Christie or Jeb Bush. Pick your president.

christie

jeb

weong

Christie

lol

they're both so bad

Guac boi

He'll nuke Iran, troll the libs epic style

<:trolled:437512288438714368>

christie’s speech at RNC wasn’t terrible

lmao

why not lets have another bush

Jeb will invade Mexico for their avocado supply

jebs wife as first lady would be cringiest

And

And

christie for sure

@Marcus Antonius THICCCCCCCC

LATINAS

between those 2

Christie is the final boss of New Jersey

His mass

huckabee or or that HP bitch

Is massive

We just want the avocados fella

Leave the thots

Texans stay out of New Jersey

Romney or McCain <:lmaoJUST:402622080719519744> <:smug:402400327313391616>

i guess jeb was pretty popular amongst new englanders i know

We don't want you t*xan men, sealing our jersey girls

I can't wait for pritzker to beat rauner in Illinois so Illinois actually becomes a failed state and declares bankruptcy

young ones

lmao

im in illinois sadly

not for long

mr president

President Christie

I'm in Illinois also big guy

moving tho, fuck this place

I'm getting out of here too

Romney for sure @Marcus Antonius

@dirt flakes @WOMP WOMP boi you know one guy controls Illinois, and he's not even the governor

based mormon

head further inland

after I graduate college

its the jooooo

@Deleted User Madigan

That old guy in the legislature controls

Yea

Him

He cucks Rauner

who

I've never seen a president give birth through his head though 😡

everyone in Illinois hates him even the democrats I know

@WOMP WOMP boi he's the oldest state legislature representative I think

In Illinois

Madigan is speaker of the house in Illinois

Yea

He controls everything

longest serving state legislature in the country

gay

state rep*

If he sees s bill he doesn't like, he throws it out

ROMNEY-CHRISTIE 2020

Neocon

NEOCON NATIONALISM

Nah we need Sarah Palin!

Christie was a Chad when he was in high school