[HeyZeusCat]: I told you.

gecko, dali volis koze

[clyd]: Is that french?

gecko, dali znas pravu ljubav?

[clyd]: Koga?

Clyd, I've got Gecko dead centre in my viewfinder, shall I take the shot?

do it

Gecko, do you know jack?

*Pulls trigger*

[HeyZeusCat]: No.

gecko, I killed a man

[clyd]: Put a gun against his head.

Clyd, I killed him.

yes but i gave the command 😤

Does this mean I get laid?

Dead.

Yay!

Take me out now Clyd.

doing homework

Okay, you want help?

no

Good.

who wants to see my hot cover photo

It costs £20.00 for my assistance.

I do!

put it in cancer

I expected something else...

chat dead

do you like my new pp

Almost dead.

hyjk

sorry, but you dont count as a person

In critical condition.

Silence, worm.

Or I will have piss poured down your funhole.

So this is still a thing, huh?

always

I really need to get into the habit of speaking in trochaic heptameter.

you should

thatll make you sound more pretentious

Can't ever be TOO pretentious sounding.

true

You should get in the habit of smoking some dank kush 🔥 🔥 🔥 @Deleted User

charleidozre

Like my great, great, great, great grandfather used to say, "A dog is not a cat".

we had a bank member come to our school and tell us how saving money is a "Good habit"

like my father said "Its not rape if its a woman because women arent human"

^

Wise man.

Where is he now?

i live in the trunk of his car

Okay, but the real question: How bushy is his BEARD?

Bushier than your armpit hair

so bushy i cant breathe when he shoves my face into it

I'l have you know my armpit hair is as long and as grey as the elder monk's beards at High Hrothgar.

MrRepzion has a big penis

I wouldn't say big.

Probably Large

XL Humungus

Perhaps...Hmm..I don't know, it's sorta lanky.

Hugh Mungas

Long

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abnormally sized bepis

Big long mega kong ultra dong

Somebody has to change the subject. It's gotten stale.

thats because the chat is dead

its so dead any new topics turn stale

How could I let this happen!?

I'm unfit to be a ruler!

There's a subject?

hi katnip\

Hi.

Overwatch

is

not

good

ijust realised what your pp is

fuckinn lorax

Have you guys seen that Eric Andre lately? Quite a funny fellow. A tad rude, but funny.

I guess not!

I saw a couple of mudcrabs the other day. horrible creatures!

Oh God, another video about Fukushima, the silly panic about that whole made my eyes roll so hard I almost strained my eye muscles.

People are addicted to doomsday scenarios and most people suspend any critical thinking skills they may have when they hear them

We don't have nearly enough disasters. It's a shame, really.

if your not Anybody who are you??

I'm you.

I felt that quake, it made my apartment building sway, but it wasn't even enough to get me to stop gaming. Never even got a day off work during that whole thing.

oh shit

lol

That's right. I'm a part of you. A part of all of you.

what the fuck

Gecko, am I immortal?

geecko is dead fagt

Whenver someone goes on about some apocalyptic doomsday scenario you should be incredibly skeptical. They're almost certainly full of shit and are just acting out a doomsday fetish.

You don't need a droid to tell you that.

Just go test it.

Yeah, the Fukushima thing was rather disappointing.

The world is ending?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Get cover!

i dont give a shit

Fuck cover...LOOT!

Saiyans first!

If the world was ending, the only logical thing to do would be to go home.

Wrong!

There's always people who get a stiffy at the thought of the world ending. They tend to preach the dogma of their belief to you and attack and ridicule skeptics, trying to paint them as fools for not believing the world is ending and how it is somehow our fault in one way or another and that we must "repent" (in either a religous or secular way) and listen to the word of the chosen few who know the truth that will *save* us.

The logical thing to do is for me to lose my virginity.

yeah like during the black death

everyone was preaching the end of the world

and flagellants were like

lets self harm

!

Silence, peasant, or I will personally see to it that you are strung up by your testicles and prodded to death by blunt sticks @vegeta

Remember the plague?

@Deleted User Never!

@Deleted User is that your fetish

I'll never be silenced!

One of many.

I've got a lot of fetishes.

Very well. I have no power in this realm.

my fetish is little kids

The current global warming hysteria falls under this too. If you examine the followers, you find that they have cult like behavior and they really only believe in it by faith and trust in leaders and not in actual concrete proof. And if you examine they data that they claim proves it, and you actually understand mathematics, physics, computing, and a bit of engineering, you'll realize it's all bullshit and data is being manipulated, and outright fabricated to fit a certain narrative.

@Deleted User I'm here if you want to act upon your fetish.

But if you step one foot into mine, be prepared for a fate worse than death. @vegeta

yeah but come on some assholes still like to fuck around with energy

Bloody fools.

i get that more renewable forms of energy can be more expensive but come on isnt it an investment for a better future

not that i know much. enlighten me emma

I'm not going to be around to see this fabulous future so many people seem to want, so I really don't care.

@Deleted User You wanna act upon your kid fetish?

kids only the age of 2

I hate kids, they are gross.

Surrender your breastmilk!

@Deleted User What about crippled 13 year olds?

Ha! I'm only kidding! Unless....you would like to donate.

no only under 5s

Damn it!

its ok i have another fetish

What is it?

Read an actual scientific paper published on the subject, and typically what you'll see is an opening that draws a conclusion that it exists. And then a body of data that really does not support that conclusion. And then there will be included graphs that are manipulated to show a certain thing with tricks like altering the range of the graph or the scale, or showing it in another way that exaggerates small changes. And then a conclusion that says the assumptions in the intro were correct. And then references, all of which have the same structure and the same manipulation of graphs. When there is raw data for temperatures, there is almost never a mention of where exactly it was recorded at a specifc location. For instance, if the listing is just at a city, it makes a huge difference if it's outside the city limits versus right in side it. The reality is that we know where they're all recorded. They're recorded in weather stations that 100 years ago were well outside most cities but then cities grew around them and they were never moved. The research papers analyzing this data almost never corrects for the inevitable heat island effect. The ones that do, only subract a flat number based on population which cannot properly reflect a locations urbanized heat island effect.

I know no one cares about that text wall

But it pisses me off that this is so widely believed when it's pure and utter bullshit.

having multiple hot loli concubines

thanks emma 🤔

What?

I'm a very, very good mathematican. And the errors, manipulations, and outright fabrications in their data and how they present that data is obvious.

emma, i praise

They count on most people despising math and not being able to catch how they're trying to trick people into seeing something that just is not there.

@Emma Impressive.

<:reggie:230938379477319690>

Let's bang, okay?

I hate propaganda.....unless it's so old it's funny like the movie Reefer Madness.

I like propaganda that makes me look awesome.

Notice that the exact same mainstream media outlets that get censored on topics like the Flint water crisis and the Dakota Access Pipeline protests by big energy companies somehow manage to freely talk and work up hysteria over global warming without those exact same energy companies censoring them on that.

Jews control the mainstream media

Don't be naive. If they didn't want this narrative out there in the media, it wouldn't be.

Global Warming is a Hoax by Chinatown

They like driving up hysteria about this fake problem because it distracts people from the real things they do.

Like dumping shit or leaking shit into our water and oceans.

^^^^^^^^^^^

yeah fucking hell mate

The biggest environmental disaster actually going on right now is the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. You can look up. But almost no one has heard of it. Because it's a real problem. Real problems can be fixed and once they are fixed, they can't be used to control people anymore.

None of the "save the planet" environmental groups give a single shit about the Patch and they don't even attempt to raise awareness of it.

never heard of it until now

My point exactly.

definitely proves its something theyve never raised awareness of

Holy shit.

it also proves i dont even look deeper into these types of issue

That's what this is all about. Drawing people's attention away from what's actually going on is the whole point of this global warming nonsense.

Get everyone worked up about a fake problem so that they don't see what you're really doing.

hasn't a kid come up with an invention to fix the garbage patch though

What?

That was one lone individual. No governments, or any other organizations are trying to help.

His invention is never going to be enough without multinational support of many governments.

yeah but that was on themedia when it happened, and I think they are trying to implement it?

The idea is sound in prinicple but to be any good, it has to be implemented on a scale that can only be done by an alliance of governments.

Damn pro-lifers, everything is their fault, there are too many people around and they still want more.

so they haven't done anything about it?

@Katnipkitkat Agreed.

population growth is influenced by fertility and life expectancy

@vegeta pretty sure he was sarcastic

and we all know what contributes to that..

Let's purge this world!

purge all the Negros

Keep in mind that most develop governments are heavily bought and paid for by the very same corporations causing the Garbage Patch. So they effectively block funding for projects like the one you've heard of.

@Avitoast And so was I.

@vegeta or were you

well the idea is that the garbage flows with the current which goes around all the oceans, which is why it's a patch, so if you have the structure in one or two sectons, wouldn't that make a bigger difference then nothing?

@Avitoast or are you?

The patch is enormous and the plastic has broken down so small that it'd take an astronomical level of effort to deal with.

But if we were, say, as determined to do it as we were to get to the moon, we'd be able to do it within a decade.

And that makes it a problem to deal with.

A fixable problem isn't useful for population control.

get to mars in 50 years more like fix earht

A fake one is better because you can move the goalposts when your predictions don't come true.

Mars isn't real!

the earth is flat

i jsut googled what it looks like and it looks like an iceberg of garbage

It's a construct of the patriarchy!

Global warming predictions in the early 90s were adamant that the Earth was going to be uninhabitable by 2020 with sea levels high enough to wipe out most coastal cities in the world wiped out by sea level rise. It's 2017 and that's not even close to happening.

i hate how we have fucking social shit going on meanwhilethe garbage

because some people are too thick to see past petty garbage and try to live a meaningful life or at least a fulfillig one

Seriously, we need to have a purge.

Japan definitely needs a purge.

apparently it is 2 tiems bigger than texas

listen to yo yo piraka during the purge

Nah, I'll listen to the Bardock theme.

Well, I think it's about time to get back home.

Sea levels are not rising, they've actually gone down slightly.
Ice caps and glaciers are not shrinking, they're growing.
Temperatures have not increased, at all, they've gone down.
Carbon dioxide levels are not at record highs in Earth's history. While currently they are rising, they are actually really low in term's of Earth's climate history.
Carbon dioxide does not act with a net warming effect on planets with an active biosphere. It increases plant growth which converts a lot more solar energy into chemical energy resulting in a net decrease in temperature.
We are not experiencing an increase in dangerous hurricanes, we're experiencing modest decrease.
We're not experiencing unsual droughts, we're experierncing normal droughts that affected areas have always periodically had. They just have people stupidly living there now.

Hopefully you'll all still be alive by the next time we cross paths.

and of course climate change is always occurring on earth, right??

Always

i mean its the reason why we dont have metre long insects anymore

kek

if humans were smaller overpopulation would be less of a problem

i mean there isnt an ant overpopulation problem

We only have 40 years of accurate satalitte data. And not only is that not enough time to tell if anything is really something to be alarmed about, but the data we do get from them contradicts the temperature data we're being given. It shows a net decrease in global temp.

next ice age??

jk

We are in an ice age technically.

how

Because I said so.

The rising temperature data we're being fed as "the truth" comes from heavily urbanized cities. And the heat island effect is compeltely ignored. So the "sharp increase" you see on the graphs doesn't depict global warming, it depicts cities undergoing urbanization.

^^^^^

Yes actually we are in an brief calm in an ice age.

oh

ok

There is no predicting when it'll kick in again, but it wil eventually. It's just a matter of time.

Could be 10 years, could be 10,000.

^^^^^^

cool

Look at what these people spend most of their time doing.

You know what'll help global warming?

is it just me i hear a ton of these high pitched noises its really annoying

They spend the bulk of their time on this subject complaining about the people who don't believe it and how bad they are for not believing it.

Attacking dissenters should a giant red flag to you.

It screams that they are full of shit and damn well know it and are threatened by criticism they know is stronger than their feeble ***evidence***

Gecko, will me losing my virginity help defeat global warming?

gecko is dead

If what you believe really is true, you shouldn't be so threatened by people saying they don't believe you. The evidence can stand on its own without you white knighting it.

I was homesick for awhile, but then the SJWs and feminists started running amok in the west and now I'm not homesick anymore.

yeah and thats why its always the best to believe in the truth

Oh yeah, I killed him.

because if you believe in the truth you have no secrets

^^^

its all there

guys my new fursona is borzoi x german shepherd does that sound good to you