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I still like playing with fire XD Fire Gooood
I'm a baby when it comes to burns
I dropped molten plastic all over my finger and was just like
"Ow"
I've always been very aware of my uterus lol @๐งHisoMachi๐
I felt nothing after the first night because they kept me on really intense painkillers for two weeks.
even like 1st degree burns
@Emma, my worst injury is still slipping and falling on my own foot. Breaking it with my ass.
That takes skill.
Meaning I can actually feel it inside me sometimes
I did that once, only it was my ass that broke.
My worst injury is having a chunk of my lip ripped out by a dog. Feels bad.
my worst injury was probably busting my head open
Yeah I need to keep track of my body cuz I have a delicate digestive system and I have risks of getting stomach cancer too... my life sucks lol @Spirit
hit the corner of a coffee table
I slipped on a pile of bricks. Right foot went forward, left foot stayed in place. When I came down I fractured the fuck out of it.
My worst injury is that I've cut myself on paper.
Ahhh
i literally have horns bc 2 scars on my forhead
@Sebastian Lawe awful
That sucks oh god @๐งHisoMachi๐
i've busted my head open twice
Noice
Paper cuts suck.
Now you're like
Snake
bc i refused to get stitches i have scars
Venom
Snake
Phantom
pain
The
Man
Who
the worst pain ive ever had was in second grade i had two hip surgerys because genetics
Shit, actually... I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife at like five years old. Still have the scar.
Spld
The
World
Yeah but I'm eating more or less healthy stuff so it's all good so far! ๐ @Spirit
My worst was almost being killed by a cow when I was four. I have permanent injuries from that that still give me trouble today over two decades later. HAd I been at a better angle it would have killed me. As it was, I do not know how it even managed to kick me because I was standing to the front and to the left of it further away from it than its legs were long and it still managed to kick me with its rear left leg.
I ment more like, on my period I can feel my uterus meaning it becomes kinda hard, like I probably could trace the outline of it with my fingers @๐งHisoMachi๐
I cut my foot open on glass when I was 2
Gosh!
Without moving the rest of them
It was a magic cow.
Fucking balance though
I had a book dropped on my head
learning so much from reading chat
๐
But that's great! ๐๐๐ @๐งHisoMachi๐
My dad did it
Close Encounters of the Cow Kind
I've been pretty fortunate in the injury department because i take literally 0 risks
@Spirit woah really? I've never heard of that! Well, my tummy is Chubbs so I wouldn't know
except when i jamp of a shed
@Emma, couldn't have said it better myself.
Boi
Reception is so bad so chat is scrolling like a motherfucker
If you do not
i also almost fell through the roof of my "garage"
lol
my foot went through
I have never broken a bone yet
@๐งHisoMachi๐ neither
same
I'm trying to think of all my shitty encounters... Yeesh, I've been through enough :v
But I did slam my hand when I closed the car door when I was 4
i broke my leg jummping on a trampoline
My mum slammed her nose into the car door
I fractures my ankle really bad but didn't break it somehow
I have done that with my foot on numerous occasions. I still do it.
I just remember screaming lol
bc i jamp off of a shed
I love how repzion is probably still lurking
@๐งHisoMachi๐ lol mine is too, but I'm sure you don't have that much. I mean the area where your belly ends, and about the part where your pubic area begins
Of course he is
That's about where your uterus should be
I just like to poke my belly lol
He's always lurking
i see all
One day, I was riding a really fucked up bicycle with no brakes. I came in _hot_ and slammed into the front of my dads company truck. I somehow managed to not fly over the handlebars into the windscreen.
Come on out danny boi
lol
Daniel is god
I jumped out of a moving bus on a busy road
All seeing all knowing
like a cat he's a kitty cat and he meow meow meow
Jeebus
lol
The worst injury?
I tried to pull off a JoJo pose.
jk
I know how to make Daniel never wanna come back
Dude, my knee bent backards
My brother dislocated his knee trying to do the "Stanky leg" dance while drunk.
@Sarcastro AHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO EWWWWEWWEWW
I can get buzzed drinking fat tire... and I realized that I am the happy drunk
fak iu
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