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2017-03-14 05:58:05 UTC

I still like playing with fire XD Fire Gooood

2017-03-14 05:58:09 UTC

I'm a baby when it comes to burns

2017-03-14 05:58:10 UTC

I dropped molten plastic all over my finger and was just like
"Ow"

2017-03-14 05:58:13 UTC

I've always been very aware of my uterus lol @๐Ÿ’งHisoMachi๐Ÿ’–

2017-03-14 05:58:14 UTC

I felt nothing after the first night because they kept me on really intense painkillers for two weeks.

2017-03-14 05:58:15 UTC

even like 1st degree burns

2017-03-14 05:58:19 UTC

@Emma, my worst injury is still slipping and falling on my own foot. Breaking it with my ass.

2017-03-14 05:58:26 UTC

That takes skill.

2017-03-14 05:58:41 UTC

Meaning I can actually feel it inside me sometimes

2017-03-14 05:58:42 UTC

I did that once, only it was my ass that broke.

2017-03-14 05:58:43 UTC

My worst injury is having a chunk of my lip ripped out by a dog. Feels bad.

2017-03-14 05:58:45 UTC

my worst injury was probably busting my head open

2017-03-14 05:58:56 UTC

Yeah I need to keep track of my body cuz I have a delicate digestive system and I have risks of getting stomach cancer too... my life sucks lol @Spirit

2017-03-14 05:58:58 UTC

hit the corner of a coffee table

2017-03-14 05:59:01 UTC

I slipped on a pile of bricks. Right foot went forward, left foot stayed in place. When I came down I fractured the fuck out of it.

2017-03-14 05:59:05 UTC

My worst injury is that I've cut myself on paper.

2017-03-14 05:59:09 UTC

Ahhh

2017-03-14 05:59:12 UTC

i literally have horns bc 2 scars on my forhead

2017-03-14 05:59:16 UTC
2017-03-14 05:59:17 UTC
2017-03-14 05:59:20 UTC

i've busted my head open twice

2017-03-14 05:59:24 UTC

Noice

2017-03-14 05:59:26 UTC

Paper cuts suck.

2017-03-14 05:59:27 UTC

Now you're like

2017-03-14 05:59:28 UTC

Snake

2017-03-14 05:59:30 UTC

bc i refused to get stitches i have scars

2017-03-14 05:59:34 UTC

Venom

2017-03-14 05:59:36 UTC

Snake

2017-03-14 05:59:39 UTC

Phantom

2017-03-14 05:59:40 UTC

pain

2017-03-14 05:59:52 UTC

The

2017-03-14 05:59:52 UTC

Man

2017-03-14 05:59:53 UTC

Who

2017-03-14 05:59:54 UTC

the worst pain ive ever had was in second grade i had two hip surgerys because genetics

2017-03-14 05:59:54 UTC

Shit, actually... I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife at like five years old. Still have the scar.

2017-03-14 05:59:54 UTC

Spld

2017-03-14 05:59:56 UTC

The

2017-03-14 05:59:57 UTC

World

2017-03-14 06:00:03 UTC

Yeah but I'm eating more or less healthy stuff so it's all good so far! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ @Spirit

2017-03-14 06:00:15 UTC

My worst was almost being killed by a cow when I was four. I have permanent injuries from that that still give me trouble today over two decades later. HAd I been at a better angle it would have killed me. As it was, I do not know how it even managed to kick me because I was standing to the front and to the left of it further away from it than its legs were long and it still managed to kick me with its rear left leg.

2017-03-14 06:00:29 UTC

I ment more like, on my period I can feel my uterus meaning it becomes kinda hard, like I probably could trace the outline of it with my fingers @๐Ÿ’งHisoMachi๐Ÿ’–

2017-03-14 06:00:29 UTC

I cut my foot open on glass when I was 2

2017-03-14 06:00:30 UTC

Gosh!

2017-03-14 06:00:31 UTC

Without moving the rest of them

2017-03-14 06:00:43 UTC

It was a magic cow.

2017-03-14 06:00:54 UTC

Fucking balance though

2017-03-14 06:00:55 UTC

I had a book dropped on my head

2017-03-14 06:00:56 UTC

learning so much from reading chat

2017-03-14 06:01:04 UTC

๐Ÿ˜„

2017-03-14 06:01:04 UTC

But that's great! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š @๐Ÿ’งHisoMachi๐Ÿ’–

2017-03-14 06:01:08 UTC

My dad did it

2017-03-14 06:01:17 UTC

Close Encounters of the Cow Kind

2017-03-14 06:01:17 UTC

I've been pretty fortunate in the injury department because i take literally 0 risks

2017-03-14 06:01:20 UTC

Like what? @Repzion

2017-03-14 06:01:23 UTC

@Spirit woah really? I've never heard of that! Well, my tummy is Chubbs so I wouldn't know

2017-03-14 06:01:23 UTC

@Repzion Pepsi or Bepis?

2017-03-14 06:01:25 UTC

except when i jamp of a shed

2017-03-14 06:01:35 UTC

@Emma, couldn't have said it better myself.

2017-03-14 06:01:44 UTC

Boi

2017-03-14 06:01:54 UTC

Reception is so bad so chat is scrolling like a motherfucker

2017-03-14 06:01:55 UTC

If you do not

2017-03-14 06:02:04 UTC

i also almost fell through the roof of my "garage"

2017-03-14 06:02:06 UTC

lol

2017-03-14 06:02:08 UTC

my foot went through

2017-03-14 06:02:19 UTC

I have never broken a bone yet

2017-03-14 06:02:25 UTC
2017-03-14 06:02:32 UTC

same

2017-03-14 06:02:37 UTC

I'm trying to think of all my shitty encounters... Yeesh, I've been through enough :v

2017-03-14 06:02:38 UTC

But I did slam my hand when I closed the car door when I was 4

2017-03-14 06:02:56 UTC

i broke my leg jummping on a trampoline

2017-03-14 06:02:56 UTC

My mum slammed her nose into the car door

2017-03-14 06:02:59 UTC

I fractures my ankle really bad but didn't break it somehow

2017-03-14 06:02:59 UTC

I have done that with my foot on numerous occasions. I still do it.

2017-03-14 06:03:01 UTC

I just remember screaming lol

2017-03-14 06:03:03 UTC

bc i jamp off of a shed

2017-03-14 06:03:16 UTC

I love how repzion is probably still lurking

2017-03-14 06:03:17 UTC

@๐Ÿ’งHisoMachi๐Ÿ’– lol mine is too, but I'm sure you don't have that much. I mean the area where your belly ends, and about the part where your pubic area begins

2017-03-14 06:03:25 UTC

Of course he is

2017-03-14 06:03:44 UTC

That's about where your uterus should be

2017-03-14 06:03:44 UTC

I just like to poke my belly lol

2017-03-14 06:03:50 UTC

He's always lurking

2017-03-14 06:04:00 UTC

i see all

2017-03-14 06:04:03 UTC

One day, I was riding a really fucked up bicycle with no brakes. I came in _hot_ and slammed into the front of my dads company truck. I somehow managed to not fly over the handlebars into the windscreen.

2017-03-14 06:04:03 UTC

Come on out danny boi

2017-03-14 06:04:04 UTC

lol

2017-03-14 06:04:09 UTC

Daniel is god

2017-03-14 06:04:15 UTC

I jumped out of a moving bus on a busy road

2017-03-14 06:04:18 UTC

All seeing all knowing

2017-03-14 06:04:24 UTC

like a cat he's a kitty cat and he meow meow meow

2017-03-14 06:04:26 UTC

Jeebus

2017-03-14 06:04:31 UTC

lol

2017-03-14 06:04:35 UTC

The worst injury?

2017-03-14 06:04:45 UTC

I tried to pull off a JoJo pose.

2017-03-14 06:04:49 UTC

jk

2017-03-14 06:04:55 UTC

I know how to make Daniel never wanna come back

2017-03-14 06:04:59 UTC

Dude, my knee bent backards

2017-03-14 06:05:06 UTC

My brother dislocated his knee trying to do the "Stanky leg" dance while drunk.

2017-03-14 06:05:11 UTC

@Sarcastro AHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO EWWWWEWWEWW

2017-03-14 06:05:18 UTC

I can get buzzed drinking fat tire... and I realized that I am the happy drunk

2017-03-14 06:05:19 UTC

fak iu

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