Message from @Literally John Elway

Discord ID: 423269800874082337


2018-03-13 23:54:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423267673397395467/Screenshot_20180313-195307.png

2018-03-13 23:54:52 UTC  

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2018-03-13 23:55:49 UTC  

Best response gets texted

2018-03-13 23:55:53 UTC  

tell her to show bobs and vagene

2018-03-13 23:56:06 UTC  

I already have seen them and I don't want to again

2018-03-13 23:56:16 UTC  

She's fat obviously

2018-03-13 23:58:45 UTC  

text her this picture with no explanation

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423268714209607699/15099530_336835346695320_8536609901550501888_n.jpg

2018-03-13 23:59:11 UTC  

Yes

2018-03-13 23:59:27 UTC  

Actually doing this cause it's funny

2018-03-14 00:00:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269099322343433/Screenshot_20180313-200009.png

2018-03-14 00:00:25 UTC  

awesome, I will await results

2018-03-14 00:00:33 UTC  

So will I

2018-03-14 00:01:06 UTC  

Oh she mad

2018-03-14 00:01:11 UTC  

lol

2018-03-14 00:01:16 UTC  

want more broncos memes to send her?

2018-03-14 00:01:41 UTC  

Yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269450784047104/Screenshot_20180313-200125.png

2018-03-14 00:02:11 UTC  

this one ought to really confuse her

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269578769170454/thanks_for_football.png

2018-03-14 00:02:32 UTC  

also if you have a picture of her I can make a custom one

2018-03-14 00:02:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269697241350155/1475038094512.jpg

2018-03-14 00:02:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269744611688449/1492930830427.png

2018-03-14 00:03:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269800874082336/an_appealing_image.png

2018-03-14 00:03:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269876245856257/Denver-Broncos-2-1-ConvertImage.jpg

2018-03-14 00:03:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269925910740992/e4d3S1T.jpg

2018-03-14 00:03:45 UTC  

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2018-03-14 00:03:55 UTC  

kek

2018-03-14 00:04:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270122828988417/tenshu_eeding_gorndogg_DDDDDDD.png

2018-03-14 00:04:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270228399751183/poster-123.jpg

2018-03-14 00:04:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270268526657540/pleay_fotbaol.jpg

2018-03-14 00:05:03 UTC  

She seems very confused

2018-03-14 00:05:22 UTC  

🤣

2018-03-14 00:05:59 UTC  

😂 💯

2018-03-14 00:06:36 UTC  

here's some text you can send her:

2018-03-14 00:06:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270755770564608/Screenshot_20180313-200642.png

2018-03-14 00:07:07 UTC  

You know what goes great with being an unattractive slag? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

2018-03-14 00:08:13 UTC  

Sent

2018-03-14 00:08:17 UTC  

It's 6 texts

2018-03-14 00:08:21 UTC  

Lmao

2018-03-14 00:08:24 UTC  

lol

2018-03-14 00:08:26 UTC  

ebin

2018-03-14 00:08:39 UTC  

I'm saving these screencaps, this is funny

2018-03-14 00:09:29 UTC  

I have no idea how she'll react but this is gold