Message from @Literally John Elway

Discord ID: 423270269008871444


2018-03-13 23:59:11 UTC  

Yes

2018-03-13 23:59:27 UTC  

Actually doing this cause it's funny

2018-03-14 00:00:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269099322343433/Screenshot_20180313-200009.png

2018-03-14 00:00:25 UTC  

awesome, I will await results

2018-03-14 00:00:33 UTC  

So will I

2018-03-14 00:01:06 UTC  

Oh she mad

2018-03-14 00:01:11 UTC  

lol

2018-03-14 00:01:16 UTC  

want more broncos memes to send her?

2018-03-14 00:01:41 UTC  

Yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269450784047104/Screenshot_20180313-200125.png

2018-03-14 00:02:11 UTC  

this one ought to really confuse her

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269578769170454/thanks_for_football.png

2018-03-14 00:02:32 UTC  

also if you have a picture of her I can make a custom one

2018-03-14 00:02:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269697241350155/1475038094512.jpg

2018-03-14 00:02:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269744611688449/1492930830427.png

2018-03-14 00:03:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269800874082336/an_appealing_image.png

2018-03-14 00:03:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269876245856257/Denver-Broncos-2-1-ConvertImage.jpg

2018-03-14 00:03:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269925910740992/e4d3S1T.jpg

2018-03-14 00:03:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269972794408969/Screenshot_20180313-200330.png

2018-03-14 00:03:55 UTC  

kek

2018-03-14 00:04:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270122828988417/tenshu_eeding_gorndogg_DDDDDDD.png

2018-03-14 00:04:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270228399751183/poster-123.jpg

2018-03-14 00:04:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270268526657540/pleay_fotbaol.jpg

2018-03-14 00:05:03 UTC  

She seems very confused

2018-03-14 00:05:22 UTC  

🤣

2018-03-14 00:05:59 UTC  

😂 💯

2018-03-14 00:06:36 UTC  

here's some text you can send her:

2018-03-14 00:06:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270755770564608/Screenshot_20180313-200642.png

2018-03-14 00:07:07 UTC  

You know what goes great with being an unattractive slag? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

2018-03-14 00:08:13 UTC  

Sent

2018-03-14 00:08:17 UTC  

It's 6 texts

2018-03-14 00:08:21 UTC  

Lmao

2018-03-14 00:08:24 UTC  

lol

2018-03-14 00:08:26 UTC  

ebin

2018-03-14 00:08:39 UTC  

I'm saving these screencaps, this is funny

2018-03-14 00:09:29 UTC  

I have no idea how she'll react but this is gold

2018-03-14 00:09:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423271501702103050/Screenshot_20180313-200941.png

2018-03-14 00:09:52 UTC  

I've got an entire notepad file full of these copypastas if you want some more of them

2018-03-14 00:10:02 UTC  

This is fucking priceless

2018-03-14 00:10:11 UTC  

She's completely confused

2018-03-14 00:10:28 UTC  

I think that Denver Broncos are going to be footballs for all time. You know how many quarterbacks the Denver Broncos are going to have? Well I'll tell you: ALL OF THEM. They are going to have so many footballs they are going to have to open new football rooms in space just to hold all the footballs and also they will have free parking for the quarterbacks.

If I were the Denver Broncos I would do nothing except rub chili sauce all over my butthole and think about how much football I am. God bless American.

2018-03-14 00:11:36 UTC  

How long till she realizes I'm not serious

2018-03-14 00:13:02 UTC  

I don't know but I want to find out