Message from @Literally John Elway

Discord ID: 423270819163013122


2018-03-14 00:01:11 UTC  

lol

2018-03-14 00:01:16 UTC  

want more broncos memes to send her?

2018-03-14 00:01:41 UTC  

Yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269450784047104/Screenshot_20180313-200125.png

2018-03-14 00:02:11 UTC  

this one ought to really confuse her

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269578769170454/thanks_for_football.png

2018-03-14 00:02:32 UTC  

also if you have a picture of her I can make a custom one

2018-03-14 00:02:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269697241350155/1475038094512.jpg

2018-03-14 00:02:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269744611688449/1492930830427.png

2018-03-14 00:03:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269800874082336/an_appealing_image.png

2018-03-14 00:03:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269876245856257/Denver-Broncos-2-1-ConvertImage.jpg

2018-03-14 00:03:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269925910740992/e4d3S1T.jpg

2018-03-14 00:03:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423269972794408969/Screenshot_20180313-200330.png

2018-03-14 00:03:55 UTC  

kek

2018-03-14 00:04:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270122828988417/tenshu_eeding_gorndogg_DDDDDDD.png

2018-03-14 00:04:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270228399751183/poster-123.jpg

2018-03-14 00:04:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270268526657540/pleay_fotbaol.jpg

2018-03-14 00:05:03 UTC  

She seems very confused

2018-03-14 00:05:22 UTC  

🤣

2018-03-14 00:05:59 UTC  

😂 💯

2018-03-14 00:06:36 UTC  

here's some text you can send her:

2018-03-14 00:06:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423270755770564608/Screenshot_20180313-200642.png

2018-03-14 00:07:07 UTC  

You know what goes great with being an unattractive slag? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

2018-03-14 00:08:13 UTC  

Sent

2018-03-14 00:08:17 UTC  

It's 6 texts

2018-03-14 00:08:21 UTC  

Lmao

2018-03-14 00:08:24 UTC  

lol

2018-03-14 00:08:26 UTC  

ebin

2018-03-14 00:08:39 UTC  

I'm saving these screencaps, this is funny

2018-03-14 00:09:29 UTC  

I have no idea how she'll react but this is gold

2018-03-14 00:09:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423271501702103050/Screenshot_20180313-200941.png

2018-03-14 00:09:52 UTC  

I've got an entire notepad file full of these copypastas if you want some more of them

2018-03-14 00:10:02 UTC  

This is fucking priceless

2018-03-14 00:10:11 UTC  

She's completely confused

2018-03-14 00:10:28 UTC  

I think that Denver Broncos are going to be footballs for all time. You know how many quarterbacks the Denver Broncos are going to have? Well I'll tell you: ALL OF THEM. They are going to have so many footballs they are going to have to open new football rooms in space just to hold all the footballs and also they will have free parking for the quarterbacks.

If I were the Denver Broncos I would do nothing except rub chili sauce all over my butthole and think about how much football I am. God bless American.

2018-03-14 00:11:36 UTC  

How long till she realizes I'm not serious

2018-03-14 00:13:02 UTC  

I don't know but I want to find out

2018-03-14 00:13:04 UTC  

Peyton Manning had all the footballs once, but eventually he gave them away. They floated off into space and eventually collided and became the big bang, and that created John Elway who was the birth-giver of all footballs and also the Denver Broncos.

But first he had to pass the test to become football. Test was very simple: John elway must stand before God and American and testify to Congress that footballs were all his, and he did and then he also fought the manticore and that was pretty rad too. Then he got all the footballs which were his to begin with and put them in space for them to become the big bang and make all the footballs again for all time. God bless Peyton Manning and God bless American. Footballs.

2018-03-14 00:13:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410623660777537537/423272536239767553/Screenshot_20180313-201341.png

2018-03-14 00:15:51 UTC  

The New England Patriots were Patriots of football before there was football, in the time long ago when footballs were not yet in space. But then Tom Brady was made emperor of all the footballs and gave the footballs to John Elway who sent them into space to become football for all time. And so it was that there was now football.

But not always were there footballs, for some there were no footballs. Those without footballs did not have footballs and thus were not American. But then American came forth and Abe Lincoln freed the slaves which was probably a mistake but he made up for it by becoming a football and punting himself to John Elway who caught him and sent him to space to relieve Tom Brady of all his footballs so Tom Brady could go home to his kids.

Then there were the Denver Broncos, and football was for all time.

2018-03-14 00:16:20 UTC  

This bitch is denser than dark matter

2018-03-14 00:17:32 UTC  

that makes it much funnier

2018-03-14 00:17:47 UTC  

The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.

When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.

Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.

Sincerely,
Football.