anime is cancer

and it's totally tactically retarded

lots more raped elf girls in the manga

is they went full manga the sjw journos would have died

We need to call a jihad

like how retarded are these people

also it's like a video game

yes

like you still wear armor even if you're a priest

Anything fantasy with the anime moe faces just looks bad

or anyone

like many fantasy animes

so you don't

for example

anyways there are plenty of better jap fantasy animes

get stabbed in the leg by a dagger, or shot in the shoulder by an arrow

the only two anime I've watched so far in full I got into because of controversy or just recommendation @Lucienne d'Anwyl

fantasy and medieval realism are two different things

name a few @Lucienne d'Anwyl

hmmmmm if only there was a material that could have prevented that

lodoss

It's nice if they keep it up

ok but retardation vs fantasy

its like dnd but no video game mechanics

how am i supposed to feel bad if they don't even know how to use a sword

its also realism style

blood and guts

but not unnecessary

iits old tho

swing a long sword around in one hand

then youll get disarmed

btw

swinging a sword willy nilly is retarded

i would use a metal glove and stab with it like a spear and half a shield on hand

that is what they did

Tfw even my fucking alchemist character knows to wear armor

metal glove means shit reach

youre better off with just a shield

no i mean to grab the sword

and spear

In fact my character never takes her armor off except to bathe and wash it

never understood why wizards can't wear armor

well

so your hand doesn't get cut or caught

lots of reasons

primarily mobility

which

secondly in most fantasy settings

but wizards don't have to move

not in combat

armour doesnt conduct magic

or whatever

it weakens their spells

she wears studded leather armor so she sleeps in it too

not dying more important than mobility

as an aside

dont sleep in armour

its bad for you

how

does it just hurt

mobility helps you not die

would understand if it was metal but gambesson or leather shouldn't effect anything

its uncomfortable and will fuck up your muscles

not if you get 1 shot by everything

its studded leather

i don't mean metal armor

it has metal embedded in it

i mean just

yeah gambesson

cheap and light

Leather armour is more powerful than what they show in any fantasy setting

@Flavius Stilicho In DnD specifically, Metal is against the druid's code of following nature, and metal armor makes a wizard's spells have a chance to fail

literally like hardened paper or something

@Timeward
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>Combine the two
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it stops swords

So gambesson

maybe not thrusts but swings and some arrows

leather armour is good against like

arrows

but so is cloth armour

it is basically a big padded coat

against swords its good against slashes

useless against thrusts

@Timeward you have ypur character bath during dnd?

@Cody Its assumed she bathes

Never roleplayed

Maybe you should 😉

roleplay bathing

put it into as much detail as physically possible

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@MrNumbers

@Arturia Durand

we summon you

Paladins tell them why this is a bad idea

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/medieval/7-types-medieval-armour.html

Paladins is ok shooter

first 2 everyone could wear

at least the first, and cheap

it says it stops some arrows and some thrusts

and yes both of them are paladins in the campaigns I'm playing

though neither in the same campaign

think if you are almost out of reach it would stop the thrust

I wear studded leather

watch out for goblins @Timeward

I have bombs

I'll set myself on fire if need be to win a fight

in fact I have

🤡 🌎

I also set my party on fire to win fights

aloha snackbar

i should write a fantasy

do it

gonna buy some medieval books and do this

this is shit

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-darkside-star-wars-evil-innerme-gif-13048146

i always complain everything is shit because if it is then i can do better

You know how goblin slayer uses explosions and shit to kill large groups of goblins?

fuck it @n meowzers fuck it hard

lets say he'd REALLY like my character's utility belt

I have three belt pouches

just packed with alchemical bombs

what

ok so here's the meme

nvm

Oh I also had an alchemical sword

hmm pathfinder i assume

Pathfinder 2e

I made the sword myself

@Jewsader helped me come up with the concept of it

mhm

I can press a button on the hilt of it and it coats the edge with an alchemical fluid of my choice that gives the blade the full power of that fluid for a single attack

Okay, BATMAN

smdh

got any Shark Repellent?

I mean I did have mutagens

also bottled air to let me breathe underwater

wait

did he just say gasoline

you know you have to boil oil at a high temperature then filter out the layers to get gasoline

probably oil just bad translation

@n meowzers Youre questioning the existence of gas when the little girl next to him can say some words and heal people's wounds

And alchemy is a thing

ok but that's advanced technology

not really tbh

producing small quantities of gas isnt that hard

producing it at industrial quantities is

The fuvk are you asking about

Whats a bad idea

In 1891, the Shukhov cracking process became the world's first commercial method to break down heavier hydrocarbons in crude oil to increase the percentage of lighter products compared to simple distillation.

i mean most fantasy should have primitive guns

Roleplaying our characters bathing

I dont see why it is

well

wash each other

guns are only 1400 ish

so is plate

medieval era actually kinda ended with the canon

since you can shoot down castle walls somewhat easily

Other than it being awkward as fuck since youre and autist who has never seen a womans body :P

not easy easy but that is basically when it ended

rapiers are from a different time period

@n meowzers Commercial methods to increase percentage, implies there were less efficient, methods beforehand

yes but

English Privy Wardrobe accounts list "ribaldis", a type of cannon, in the 1340s, and siege guns were used by the English at Calais in 1346.[15] The earliest surviving[clarification needed] firearm in Europe has been found from Otepää, Estonia and it dates to at least 1396.

he did say it cost him a lot as well

All i see is boomer talk

its not hard to imagine alchemists in GS universe can create small ammounts of gasoline from crude oil through alchemical means

*OIL*

nothing industrial

just usable

actually it makes sense but

761°F

you'd need a furnace for that with stuff to actually catch it like glass and all

and you'd have to mine it

ok fair

You just crushed the American dream @Timeward

Glass stays solid at that temperature

and iron needs to be heated MUCH hotter to be forged

i know

ALSO, natural oil seeps are a thing

but i mean you need a furnace at all

cause wood doesn't burn that hot

yes, but mineral coal does

you need coal/charcoal and then superheat it with high oxygen

which requires a furnace

to pump/pull air in

which they would have had

yes

And he did buy it from someone else

but why not just use crude oil to burn it

he didn't make an explosion

Crude oil doesnt ignite as easy afaik

idk probably just translation

then what are those massive oil fields

alos

crude oil is THICC

It doesnt spread

you splash a bottle of glass

bottle of gas

that shit splashes in a big radius

*STOP YOU ARE MAKING MY OIL BONER GO WILD*

and it FUMES like hell

medieval empires used proto napalm

Gas is much less viscous than crude oil and it fumes

i think them using gasoline in a magical setting is ok

That is im invading india

Fuck you guys

What goblin slayer just used is a molotov cocktail

no way they had napalm

using crude oil in a bottle is like using a crude version of napalm

because its sticky and viscous

but doesnt spread very well compared to a runny liquid like gass

gas

napalm is a styrofoam or other advanced chemical mixed with gasoline

they had greek fire or whatever which was just regular oil i think

You get the point though

petroleum and quick lime it seems

Gas ignites easier because of the fumes and it also spreads farther and easier

yes

i mean it didn't explode in the anime

cause gas liquid doesn't even ignite

the fumes do

The use of petroleum as fuel is controversial due to its impact on global warming and ocean acidification. Fossil fuel phase-out, including petroleum, need to be completed by the end of 21st century to avoid "severe, pervasive, and irreversible impacts for people and ecosystems", according to the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.[6]

he used the wrong 'need' supposed to be 'needs' but retard

hmmm i wonder which paragraph was added by an activist

i love chemistry

too bad i hate the actual math and all

Anything that deals with London, heads to war, or poverty...
> Change my mind.

Here at Equestria, nopony is impoverished

whats up Time? you pinged?

The composition of Greek fire remains a matter of speculation and debate, with various proposals including combinations of pine resin, naphtha, quicklime, calcium phosphide, sulfur, or niter. In his history of Rome, Titus Livy describes priestesses of Bacchus dipping fire into the water, which did not extinguish, "for it was sulphur mixed with lime."

sulfur, niter, and charcoal make gunpowder

Gunpowder is forbid in the great land of Equestria

Styx is married wow

Equestria has a very rich history as well

Why would anypony need it anyway?

how about chainsaws?

indeed

Oh, nice to see another pony in athens! @Sparklez

Oh, heya friend! @livid_scrooge

Just trying to teach everypony here the power of friendship

gas the ponies

We don't use gasoline since most of our vehicles are horse-drawn

Womp womp.

Don't you mean pony-drawn?

you know what would be cool

middle ages without the dark ages

im gonna write that