aloha snackbar

i should write a fantasy

do it

gonna buy some medieval books and do this

this is shit

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-darkside-star-wars-evil-innerme-gif-13048146

i always complain everything is shit because if it is then i can do better

You know how goblin slayer uses explosions and shit to kill large groups of goblins?

fuck it @n meowzers fuck it hard

lets say he'd REALLY like my character's utility belt

I have three belt pouches

just packed with alchemical bombs

what

ok so here's the meme

nvm

Oh I also had an alchemical sword

hmm pathfinder i assume

Pathfinder 2e

I made the sword myself

@Jewsader helped me come up with the concept of it

mhm

I can press a button on the hilt of it and it coats the edge with an alchemical fluid of my choice that gives the blade the full power of that fluid for a single attack

Okay, BATMAN

smdh

got any Shark Repellent?

I mean I did have mutagens

also bottled air to let me breathe underwater

wait

did he just say gasoline

you know you have to boil oil at a high temperature then filter out the layers to get gasoline

probably oil just bad translation

@n meowzers Youre questioning the existence of gas when the little girl next to him can say some words and heal people's wounds

And alchemy is a thing

ok but that's advanced technology

not really tbh

producing small quantities of gas isnt that hard

producing it at industrial quantities is

The fuvk are you asking about

Whats a bad idea

In 1891, the Shukhov cracking process became the world's first commercial method to break down heavier hydrocarbons in crude oil to increase the percentage of lighter products compared to simple distillation.

i mean most fantasy should have primitive guns