And cracks the concrete.

Why don’t people use rebar as a weapon more often

Seriously

which implies

the concrete has defects

if the concrete didnt have imperfections the rebar wouldnt rust

wut

That's a seal

@Edog you try lifting that excalibur from a block of concrete

A leopard seal

https://tenor.com/view/seal-gif-7886518

I’ll get right on it boss @Lucienne d'Anwyl

be careful or fat otter will attack u

i love the people tha tshow how rebar deforms at tempertature and then conclude it lateral deformation = axial deformation

He thicc

bbetter weapons might be like

rail ties?

The only weapons i need are these hands

https://youtu.be/s05umCvfr_k

A shield made of floor tiles

Perfect

i love the part about 'The Woke-A-Dile'

CHOMP CHOMP

Concrete has poor tensile strength, thus needs the reinforcement

@Dr. Blitz, Ph.D. he iz plesiasaur and he is mighty

It's like a crocodile only it consumes anyone claiming to be more WOKE than they are

Time to claim woke

#BreakTheWOKE

#GetBrokeBecomeWoke

Time to write a manifesto and join the legends

Get Woke, Then Choke

>Time

Reach the true woke

oh shit is Timeward gonna do it

Yep

OH SHIT OH FUCK

Gunna bring Brazil back to glory

Yikes

what do you tards convince timewards to do this time?

Something something manifesto

something something shooting and/or bombing

oh boy, this oughta be good

yes

my my

I think my comment got out of hand

thats so fucking beautiful

lol

gimme that cheeto mcmtdew sa1ndwich

i need it

to live

Go get one lucy

Bet

^^ luci a male confirmed

Get back and show us

dew it

like

is that real or what

also ive never seen a yellow mt dew before

It’s out

@Lucienne d'Anwyl yeah, the sandwich is real

Go get one

noice

evasive pattern male

H3H3 did a review of it IIRC

Reach epic gaming status

alright so

what flavour is the mt dew

if its yellow

Yellow

Piss

Blood of an asian

Gamer girl piss

Pure Yellow Lantern Ring distilled

😦

mt dew is the only thing on earth that is the flavor GREEN

Yeah

nah

that and maybe NyQuil

green mt dew isnt even the best

blue mt dew is where its at my dudes

Orange mt dew

Tbh, i don't understand how og mtn dew is citrus flavored

it tastes like the color green

Like wat

mount ain dew

@Dr. Blitz, Ph.D. i assume its a lemon lime mixture

if im not at the computer yeeting im in the kitchen eating

i mean

mount-taint

it does taste like im drinking acid

@Lucienne d'Anwyl lmao, lime in mtn dew

when i drink it

Wat

mount-taint ewww

All sodas are acids in the first place

That’s why it’s gamer girl piss flavored

take luci to the kitchen with you!

dunno

some re more acidic than others

But you can really feel the acid in mtn dew

root beer doesnt taste very acidic

mt dew is like

maximum corrosion

and sugar

real root beer is good

good for clearing blood off the road

SASPARILLA

YEE HAW

@Autonomous

yeah sasparilla doesnt taste very acidic

https://tenor.com/view/root-beer-floats-gif-5662309

that photo makes my head hurt

I remember sarsaparilla tasting like absolute nothing

Sarsaparilla must be basic.....basic bitch that is 😉

too much ice cream tbh

wut

nah

sasparilla is pretty decent

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-beer-fun-gif-5486701

love me a root beer floaty

Classic

yeah but it needs more root beer

that gif?

he didnt even put much rootbeer in it

it was all foam

50% root 50% beer

<:coolgon:549370575701803019>

use the gif

should rootbeer be alcoholic

no

Raedler is a travesty to beer

There’s gotta be a version

it tastes ok alcoholic

but non alcoholic rootbeer tastes better

Mmmmm

Too bitter, isn't it

Raedler is when you pour juice or soda in your beer so you can dilute the alchol

big in germany

birch beer > root beer

i mean

makes me cringe though

beer is already shit

just use vodka

and mix with mountain dew

cider is the one true beverage

Beer is BEST

I used to put sprite on my beer when i started drinking

beer sucx

volka is childs drink

Eh, your tongue will get acclimated to the alcohol in time

ur a child tbh

good beer is for relaxing

What about mojitos

not getting plastered

mojitos are good too

Lucy is all about getting plastered tbh

beer makes me physically ill

sams a cahipahrinas

^^

you are physcially a girl

i can guzzle cider tho

Just drink 180 proof grain alcohol if you want to get krunked

beer is for men

cider is good shit

kek

of course it makes you sick

men who like weak drinks apparently

with shit flavour

Did you just admit that Lucy isn’t a 7 foot muscular black man ? @ManAnimal

besides not all beer is equal

If the drink you like is in the glass, don't be ashamed about drinking it

nah, luci is a hybrid

There will be judgement tho

ive had both domestic and imported beer

its all shit

luci can go fuck her self

"her"
<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

fuck urself tbh

hybrid

go get beer bell

Your tongue probably hasn't gotten used to alcohol

you boomer cuck

luci is mad now

i can drink vodka and rum nd bourbon

KEK

Mananimal is the boomer among us

its beer that tastes gross tbh

of course

MA, you ARE an absolute boomer though

KEK

https://giphy.com/gifs/looneytunesworldofmayhem-9x1i7nUn7qYL3MXwQr

ah yes, the oh-so-2009 phrase "deal with it"

Oy vey

Why do old Chinese people take all my recycling

GET WITH THE TIMES, OLD MAN

words are old

all of them

You're old.

They are the recyclers @Modz-WingzZ

and?

They’re making nukes with it

you'll be lucky to make it to this point

chinks adapted to the hostile pollution ridden chinese landscape

they became goat men

@ManAnimal I'm not black

or trans

capable of devouring anything

so I'll be fine, MA

in time they will evolve into tyranids

We are all black tbh

doubtful

No I’m the only true black person

there's so much smog in beijing, you would've swore it was night at lunchtime

No u

the truest nigger mebbe

Everybody else is just LARPING as black people

trotsky will be taken away by the new right that rise to battle antifa then take over and stomp people

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

"iim not retarded i was just larping as a nigger"

stomp

The curb stomping right

I'm gonna get really redpilled?

larping as a nigger

nice

Shit man, that's all you had to say, MA.

If you’re black and grew up in Wyoming with white parents you’re not black

I've always wanted to be REDPILLED AS FUCK

how does one 'larp' a sa nigger?

drink xanax

@ManAnimal idk you tell me, you're the only one LARPING here

you either is or isn't

@Modz-WingzZ but wut about the melanin

that makes them superhuman

and also kangz

Drink concentrated melanin

trotsky is as moody as a female on hormones

Just tan a lot for the next 30 years

so this farm exists

>Implying I'm moody

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

smdh

Trot is the Tran

youre moodier than my bleeding cunt tbh mananimal

Timeward, you're just a Brazilian version of Telly tbh