https://www.news-mail.com.au/news/english-bulldog-bites-off-scottish-mans-peanut-but/3566516/

Deserved tbh

Oh shit

fuckin hell

Should've used a dog not designed to have a strongass bite <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Should have just used his mom tbh

It's going to be so nice to finally have a double mattress instead of a single mattress that's collapsed right where the mid of my back is

This is Mikey

You wish

"This is America"

Peak society

We live in her shadow

Her gigantic shadow

https://nypost.com/2018/07/09/man-found-dead-with-face-half-eaten-by-his-dog/

Lmao animals do that shit to survive

"“The foreign man had lived here for about three years and he was friendly. He loved his dog — he took him for walks every night.

“He lived alone but he had a lot of different women visitors coming to the house. So I think he was happy, he always was happy when he was outside walking.”"

he died first

before the dog started eating him

Yeah which is expected from a hungry pet

probably smelled entirely different as well

He looked like the type to fuck his dog tbf

i was looking after a dog the other day and it was sort of like "entertain me or die"

and his name is loki

and he fucking ate the dead remnants of my world tree bonsai the little fuckwit

Make Soygon add a recipe channel for food

luckily i made a backup

Rip the corpse of your mico tree

and the "little fuckwit" is llike about 60KG

I like big dogs

You have to get them trained though

Friend of mine has a colossal German shepard that unironically wants to kill me

Retard refuses to get it trained

we have a strange r5elationshi because we soul melded

<a:crabdance:586596248648417280>

Who's dead now

mfw argel didnt change my nickname to xX_MinorityAnnihilator69_Xx here as well <:Sad:512776308909146142>

https://tenor.com/XsrE.gif

I didn't but while your here

```?role all @Silence ```

Add a food recipes channel

<:okay:565883243652710430>

There's a button that lets you see who @s you btw

close ur legs it stinks

the ancient athenians werent gay enough to cook

```?cells @Samaritan™#1951 stupid questions win stupid prizes```

No recipe channel then?

Aww

change my mind

this isnt facebook

<:brainlet:489853654959128578>

?nig

<:nig:357983676262252546>

cmonBruh

@Anubis why is your yellow self pinging me first thing in the morning?

<:cmonBruh:586615216226304003>

kk

@Discordia Feel the barn disco

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734> <:GetDownOnTheBarn:590619824640753697>

feel the barn

```?cells @Anubis#7398 gay shit```

okay boomer

No homo

Lock me down mommie

do you need to go in the drunk tank @Anubis

Abuse me

Ban Jack for looking 13

Anubis is a sub

<:GachiGIGA:379737920636190720>

Ban jack for having the name of a 13 yo

Jack do you really look 13 mate

No lmao

jack what u and anubis do in your spare time the rest of us dont need to know about

lies

@Anubis can you change my nick to xX_MinorityAnnihilator69_Xx

for science

purposes

I'll do it

<:woke:509445559741054997>

@Krisemann if you want

cheers

yes please

there you go

Jack, show Anubis your face

nice

That is so early 2000s

this gamer tag is the only one powerful enough for me

Sometimes I change my name to edgy stuff but I get banned from other servers that I don't post in imao

I aint showing unhinged Anubis anything

Cept your pp

Jack u put your pp away

No

Show me the P

SHOW ME

P