Message from @Samaritan

Discord ID: 598794139735162880


2019-07-11 08:23:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/598791528248377344/to-practice-for-his-role-in-the-new-joker-film-37047173.png

2019-07-11 08:24:11 UTC  

Lmao animals do that shit to survive

2019-07-11 08:24:12 UTC  

"“The foreign man had lived here for about three years and he was friendly. He loved his dog — he took him for walks every night.

“He lived alone but he had a lot of different women visitors coming to the house. So I think he was happy, he always was happy when he was outside walking.”"

2019-07-11 08:24:48 UTC  

he died first

2019-07-11 08:24:59 UTC  

before the dog started eating him

2019-07-11 08:25:14 UTC  

Yeah which is expected from a hungry pet

2019-07-11 08:26:23 UTC  

probably smelled entirely different as well

2019-07-11 08:26:24 UTC  

He looked like the type to fuck his dog tbf

2019-07-11 08:27:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/598792443231731723/FB_IMG_1562227813703.jpg

2019-07-11 08:31:18 UTC  

i was looking after a dog the other day and it was sort of like "entertain me or die"

2019-07-11 08:31:49 UTC  

and his name is loki

2019-07-11 08:32:09 UTC  

and he fucking ate the dead remnants of my world tree bonsai the little fuckwit

2019-07-11 08:32:09 UTC  

Make Soygon add a recipe channel for food

2019-07-11 08:32:18 UTC  

luckily i made a backup

2019-07-11 08:32:48 UTC  

Rip the corpse of your mico tree

2019-07-11 08:32:51 UTC  

and the "little fuckwit" is llike about 60KG

2019-07-11 08:33:12 UTC  

I like big dogs

2019-07-11 08:33:19 UTC  

You have to get them trained though

2019-07-11 08:33:53 UTC  

Friend of mine has a colossal German shepard that unironically wants to kill me

2019-07-11 08:34:07 UTC  

Retard refuses to get it trained

2019-07-11 08:34:23 UTC  

we have a strange r5elationshi because we soul melded

2019-07-11 08:34:30 UTC  

<a:crabdance:586596248648417280>

2019-07-11 08:34:38 UTC  

Who's dead now

2019-07-11 08:35:18 UTC  

mfw argel didnt change my nickname to xX_MinorityAnnihilator69_Xx here as well <:Sad:512776308909146142>

2019-07-11 08:35:42 UTC  
2019-07-11 08:36:05 UTC  

I didn't but while your here

2019-07-11 08:36:18 UTC  

```?role all @Silence ```

2019-07-11 08:36:29 UTC  

Add a food recipes channel

2019-07-11 08:36:35 UTC  

<:okay:565883243652710430>

2019-07-11 08:36:40 UTC  

There's a button that lets you see who @s you btw

2019-07-11 08:36:48 UTC  

close ur legs it stinks

2019-07-11 08:36:55 UTC  

the ancient athenians werent gay enough to cook

2019-07-11 08:37:10 UTC  

```?cells @Samaritan™#1951 stupid questions win stupid prizes```

2019-07-11 08:37:45 UTC  

No recipe channel then?

2019-07-11 08:37:56 UTC  

Aww

2019-07-11 08:37:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/598795096510693396/unknown.png

2019-07-11 08:37:59 UTC  

change my mind

2019-07-11 08:38:00 UTC  

this isnt facebook

2019-07-11 08:38:09 UTC  

<:brainlet:489853654959128578>

2019-07-11 08:38:31 UTC  

?nig