*same* *how did I even get here*

*cover the kids' eyes*

_wonders how far this farce will go on..._

#TheGreatestStoryNeverTold

#BetterThanTheOriginal

*makes mid-20th century germany reference for breaking the chain*

#GodwinsLaw

#PoesLaw

_sods off, the conversation is now boring._

*wishes I could just die in peace already*

_makes one last remark hinting at possible obligation_

*insists on having final word*

🌶

👌

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*wont give into the pressure of last word standing*

*doubles down on last word*

_wonders if the mod will enforce said last word with lock_

*i can ban you if need be*

_called it._

*...*

*dares mod to do his best*

*hovers over perma fuck off button*

*disappears in shame, pretending this never happened*

*sucks own dick for a victory lap*

Are you guys done jerking each other off yet?

*fuck off killjoy*

*boasts victory to n00bs*

_remarks how lesser mod is a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington_

*angry remark about shitty joke being, in fact, shitty*

*pretending to be naive and ask about Buzz Lightyear*

_makes references to falling with style_

*remember "we arnt aiming for the van" and twin towers meme*

*PTSDed*

*regurgitates alex jones tirade*

*reference to something about water being a gay bomb baby*

_points out that jet fuel can weaken steel beams_

*retorts with "what about WTC7"*

_concedes the point about WTC7 and mentions missing gold_

*remembers dump trucks leaving basement day before*

_0w0_