*snarky comment*

*snarky reply*

*Snarky mod comment along the lines of "keep it down you kids"*

_trollish needling of a n00b_

*sincere reply to needling*

_polite but barbed escalation_

*Rushed, emotional reply*

_mocking counterattack_

*angry grumbles about kids and their noise*

*oblivious agreement with staff figure*

_extremely undubtle accusation of ass-kissing_

*laughs at ass kissing faggot*

*Return to initial argument but with heated ad hominem at the start and end*

_points out how argument is essentially word salad_

*continues argument in complete ignorance*

*bitches about monosyllabic name calling*

_puts the boot in with facts and logic_

*still bitching*

🍿

_subtly needles the mod for being a boomer_

*bitches louder while stomping around with a belt*

_grins and watches the fireworks_

*remind to act polite and not give bad impression to newcomers*

_laughs uproariously_

*pulls dick out of mods ass so he can actually reach target with belt*

*thinks about newcomers going to hell for being degens and liking anal*

_posts dated meme_

*disarms belt, throat-fucks mod*

*calls out reposting loser*

welp I guess I cant talk for a turn at least

*getting throat fucked....

*

_laughs at the mod gobbing off a n00b._

*pulls out, sprays room with load to establish dominance*

*shits on floor*

_wonders what the standards are for moderation._

*same* *how did I even get here*

*cover the kids' eyes*

_wonders how far this farce will go on..._

#TheGreatestStoryNeverTold

#BetterThanTheOriginal