*bitches about monosyllabic name calling*

_puts the boot in with facts and logic_

*still bitching*

🍿

_subtly needles the mod for being a boomer_

*bitches louder while stomping around with a belt*

_grins and watches the fireworks_

*remind to act polite and not give bad impression to newcomers*

_laughs uproariously_

*pulls dick out of mods ass so he can actually reach target with belt*

*thinks about newcomers going to hell for being degens and liking anal*

_posts dated meme_

*disarms belt, throat-fucks mod*

*calls out reposting loser*

welp I guess I cant talk for a turn at least

*getting throat fucked....

*

_laughs at the mod gobbing off a n00b._

*pulls out, sprays room with load to establish dominance*

*shits on floor*

_wonders what the standards are for moderation._

*same* *how did I even get here*

*cover the kids' eyes*

_wonders how far this farce will go on..._

#TheGreatestStoryNeverTold

#BetterThanTheOriginal

*makes mid-20th century germany reference for breaking the chain*

#GodwinsLaw

#PoesLaw

_sods off, the conversation is now boring._

*wishes I could just die in peace already*

_makes one last remark hinting at possible obligation_

*insists on having final word*

🌶

👌

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*wont give into the pressure of last word standing*

*doubles down on last word*

_wonders if the mod will enforce said last word with lock_

*i can ban you if need be*

_called it._