*...*

*dares mod to do his best*

*hovers over perma fuck off button*

*disappears in shame, pretending this never happened*

*sucks own dick for a victory lap*

Are you guys done jerking each other off yet?

*fuck off killjoy*

*boasts victory to n00bs*

_remarks how lesser mod is a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington_

*angry remark about shitty joke being, in fact, shitty*

*pretending to be naive and ask about Buzz Lightyear*

_makes references to falling with style_

*remember "we arnt aiming for the van" and twin towers meme*

*PTSDed*

*regurgitates alex jones tirade*

*reference to something about water being a gay bomb baby*

_points out that jet fuel can weaken steel beams_

*retorts with "what about WTC7"*

_concedes the point about WTC7 and mentions missing gold_

*remembers dump trucks leaving basement day before*

_0w0_

*(((9/11 reprort)))*

*dont OwO its a $300 fine*

_about tree fiddy_

*aboriginals are the missing link*

*laughs actually out loud*

*nigger*

*cannot let totally bannable fuck get last word*

*cosplaying sad panda*

*without costume*

_cackles madly at last word fight_

*claims personal friendship with admin*

_presses X to doubt <:Doubt:588038713938804760>_

*hides dick and balls from scary man*

*flexes at perceived win*

_weird flex but okay_

*concedes possible win due to hunger*

*takes victory lap to kitchen, fully expecting win to stand*

*f*

_makes accusation of election tampering_

*remembers its not rigged you are just losing*