the-writing-on-the-wall_memes
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But not really. I just want attention
Everything I do is for attention
tbh being underweight is just as bad
recently ive found i have a lot of trouble swimming
because im so light
@Danacrag You won't accomplish anything if you don't put your mind to it.
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck if you have the skills to become a hentai artist you can do all sorts of drawings tbh
do you know how much money is in sonic oc commissions?
Dana, draw furry art for a premium
hey dana :3
Hi
Fuck you, I hope you meet a girl, fall in love, start a family, and then when you feel like you're on the top of the world with a beautiful wife of 12 years and two stellar athletes as children, she fucking kills herself leaving you with an unfillable void. And each time you look at your children you're reminded of her. With the smell of whiskey on your breath you yell "IT'S YOUR FAULT" and beat the fuck out of them repeatedly until they get kicked off the team and start smoking crack, then you catch them doing it one day and ask them for some, they say โsure dadโ which leads you to selling all your possessions to support you and your kid's crack addiction. now you and your kids are homeless, running out of crack. one day your kids fight over who's gonna get the last hit and little johnny cuts little brayden with a sharp piece of sheet rock, slicing his neck open, and leaving him bleeding out on the street in your arms, with no crack left. Only to then hear a female say "what the fuck?" and it sounds just like your dead wife and in that brief moment you brush it off as a hallucination from lack of crack and watching your son bleed out on the street, but in reality it is intact your wife that you thought killed herself but she tells you that her phone died when she went to her friends house for a couple days and when she came back the house was sold and you were gone.
im sorry king, your N word pass just expired
No.
I'd rather not have the only skill I work on be for hentai
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I know I won't accomplish anything. I've given up
@Danacrag Nonsense, you just need to TRY
I rather my 2D gf
imagine what god thinks you pathetic virgin
I rather my 2D gf
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@Nat christ
@Nat imagine this, god doesn't fucking exist.
dana thinks he does <:smugon:512048583806025739>
i feel sorry for him then
i'm the boy dana's sky daddy warned him about
Dana already knows a femboy
iirc
i don't mean femboy
i mean SATAN
>imagine thinking Satan is a dude
i'm just so fCUKING EDGY
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did you cut yourself or something?
Femboi's best boi's
I know a twinky guy. Maybe if he tried he could be fem
im pretty sure ricardo isnt a femboy
bruh
hey, they already did it with a tenacruel
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I'm not dating a boi tho
@Ayylmao That's sword and shield, isn't it?
and its canon too
@Danacrag ye ik
I can smell the salt from across the atlantic
Is
Is that screenshot of actual, canonical in-game dialogue
I'm saying you know a femboy tho
Femboi's look cute AF in uniforms designed by Hugo boss tbh
He's just thin really. Looks like a normal guy @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
i would love a nazi uniform tbh
"Fuck every working class" about sums it up
i want an allied daddy to rape my nazi boihole <:ahegao:462286952335671296>
I never said anything about Nazis ;)
@Nevis its real but its obviously a joke badly worded by either the translators or the original writers
i did
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Christ, I'm not even that German anyways
Man, I played that game. I did _not_ remember that line, oof
yall ever just pound your homie's prostate and shower it with cummies
hah lol that would be cringe and gay haha
.. ๐ณ unless.. ๐ณ
cringe
found it
this is actual canon so yeah xD
>tfw no spec ops gf
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck thank you for saying things of encouragement. I'm sorry I will never do anything with them
Kosovo gf
>tfw no cyberpunk mix it up gf
oof porn
Oh nos
how is that porn, friend
๐
it gets *me* off
๐
same
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Is that a gfl girl?
do you get off after the gun also goes off?
noi dont like gore
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she gets a hole to use
but peril and did is fine
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I'm sorry how is a loli lover capable of insulting anyone?
Dana, if the buzzfeed journos are watching this chat, I must disavow your love of loli
sorry, buddy ๐คทโโ๏ธ
So you're saying if the journos weren't watching you wouldn't disavow?
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damn i really cant believe carl "sargon of akkad" benjamin of bumfuck nowhere UK has relevant information regarding the identity of epstein's killers stored in his computer
Where's your calls for a "People's Vote" now you fucking anti democracy traitors?
silly boy, you cant blend a vaporeon
@Dr.Bright they claim that because 55% voted across all opposition platforms that Tories didn't actually win despite winning
it will just turn into water
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i wonder how close it is if you count the votes themselves and look at all the other categories too
Brexit wins.
Never bet against the Eternal Anglo
POST MASTURBATORY VIDEO
https://youtu.be/CPYPZJeB4sw
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You inspired me to be a better person
<:bojo:627262664279851044> <:CrabRave:590859147541741583>
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Bing bong the commie's dead
for those who can read chinese
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280181652196425732/655092321574191128/FB_IMG_1576256563174.jpg?width=669&height=658
ah yes all 2 of us
@SomeUser27 well he had a rude awekening
whats the flower thing?
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labor
You really are retarded
I am not aware of their symbols, why would i be?
cuz ur gay
thats why
well done, such a witty retort
ty <:trumpepe:588019356215279642>
Inferior being
Fucking lol. Why would a straylian know labours symbology ?
Because we're better than those convicts <:smugon:512048583806025739>
sure you are
>Has a literal communist as a leader of the second largest party in the country
>Has the balls to say we are better than people who don't
Pull the other one m8
It's gonna be a long time of improvement before we Brits can claim to be better than other countries after this whole shitfest.
We have lots of work to do on our country
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well thats an oxymoron if i ever saw one
mind you, prefect place for all the self hating jews out there
I can't tell who's more abused in that relationship
Till someone has a shotgun
รฆ
I have been summoned.
and to update you that my commie friends are getting further pissed at me for posting election memes in their discord
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fuck you skaven furry
are skaven furries???????
I mean, they don't exist
Wink wink
@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun good, post more memes
https://twitter.com/RutkoKarlis/status/1182050934874091520?s=20 Literally skaven
They said they're gonna sharpen their pitchforks but I just reminded them they can't even hold a fucking governmental party let alone an organized militia
Someone photoshop a yamaka on that rat
yeah most of their shit is gone now
COMMIES BTFU
Tzeentch praises our hope and change
When asked why I voted cons, I told them that I understood just how devastating a labour majority would be to the country after the 1970s and 80s after I had researched the sudden tory boom prior to brexit in the first place.
Their response was, "Who's Callaghan?"
Daily reminder: there are no skavens in Alberta
REV UP THOSE FEMURS
i dont get it
why rats?
(((Them)))
Hop in VC cuck
even if they kill the rates moles and voles still exist
and moles and voles and all their like will do the same stuff rats do
GUN REFORM NOW
What doesn't?
๐ก
F THAT MOTHERFUCKER
TFW he is crying in a corner
AAAHAHAHAHAHA
Corbyn for auschwitz
THE PEOPLE SPEAK
the Virgin Corbyn vs the Chad Boris
Boris-chan going to get shit done
I just have a huge bulge.
There's both.
Faggot
Says you nignog
Speak to me when you turn 18
Your opinions become valid
The elusive feminine penis
@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun show bulgy wulgy
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Aye, show your feet, tranny
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