@Horwin

?

if so i need to be the one to make the call. act like its a noraml interview at first, like im anglin and im playing ball with flounder eyes

ill play nice then 2 minutes in ill start asking her if she grew up near a nuclear power plant

Lol your similar but not the same

as long as i can fool her for a while. ill cough ad say i have a cold

@Vic_Mackey

You could easily be mistaken for Anglin by fetal alcohol syndrome journalists

lmao

Radioactive journalists

"ok [REDACTED] i will meet you somewhere, but my buddys have to sweep the area with a geiger counter first, i wear hazmat gear, and you have to stay inside of a lead cage to limit some of the radioactive waves emitting from that melted flounder face of yours"

Oh shit, what time are we doing this, i definitely wanna be around for that shit

Same

Me too

@everyone [REDACTED] Crank Call II: Electric Boogaloo will happen once I'm off work and can get someone on speakerphone to broadcast my line in VC. I'll also need @Illegal Aryan or @WhiteTrash to record it.

Anyone in here is welcome to participate since it will be a party line

I'll be away from my puter for a few days and can't record it

Should be fun dude

I'm off around 5/5:30pm Pacific Time

Ol flounder face

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Damn it

I wonder how much ranch she'll swallow this time...

Not off of work til like 930 - 10 pm East coast time

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Guys gotta record that shit

Changed the caller ID

@MACrusader we can do the call at 7pm Pac time then

🙋🏼‍♂️

@Vic_Mackey Dont let me hold up the lulz , just record it. I will be on later

We need Chipper Boggs on the line though

Hahahaha

yee

Illegal got the drops , unfortuneatly nibba

@Vic_Mackey so wait is that like 8 - 830pm over here where God still pays attention

Lol

@Vic_Mackey when

i reinstalled windows recently will have to reinstall recording stuff

probly gonna miss it taking the lil ones out to eat and shit in hour and a half

@WhiteTrash in about 3.5/4 hours

Unless we wait for Daaaaahhhhhnie

i may be back

probably not :\

i always miss all the fun

I'm not doing it unless you're available to record so I'll just wait

may as well get everything setup now

Let's test it rn in Verbowl Poasting

Just me talking

Anyone heard from Chipper Boggs?

Hail Hortler

1589

@fassel https://mixstep.co/g7anvlpan3mm

@WhiteTrash vc

setting everything up

gotta reboot too :\

I'm gonna start making hardbass

Oosh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZZV0_beqzg

do I need to commission a reprint of Siege or is there anyone doing sales at a reasonable price that already has

Nobody is selling siege right now

Unless you want to buy an old edition

I thought NRM was

welp that sorts my course of action

Fuck siege. Read the talmud.

^woke

If you want siege you either have to buy it from somebody who already has a copy or make it yourself

Is anyone going to be mad if I have chinks print it to cut costs?

Because I don't know a printer in CONUS that'll do it

The current distributor lacks reliable people to mail it out otherwise it would be purchasable still

oh

All the internet printers shut him out

So he has to print it himself

I bet some Alibaba gook will do it

I bet some Alibaba gook will do it

Pick up a copy at your local Home Depot.

Only $15.89

lulu wont even do it

and lulu will print anything

I should make a professional looking ad

Advertising it as available at home dpot

For 15.89

for a fee ill find a printing press to do it in cambowldia

or maybe mason can use the xerox in the break room at home depot

i can imagine mason hunched over a xerox machine hes not supposed to use at home depot rubbing his hands together salivating over the fact that hes screwing over "the man" by using up all their ink and paper

STAB STAB STAB

someone come in vc for a sec so ic an test this recording

can you hear me

nope

hrm

i mean i can hear you

but the recording isn't picking it up

If your eyes aren't blue you're a nigger

tbqh fam

Unless you have blonde hair

if you have blond hair but eye color other than blue you're a jew

WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T HAVE BLUE EYES?

T-T

What about green?

@Vic_Mackey is a haji because he has brown eyes

blue eyed snow monkeys

you know the scandinavians didnt create a structure over 1 story up until like the 1600s, just like the niggers

If you aren't high concentrate cro-mag nordid you're getting the rope

>tfw hadji too RIP me

the nord negro connection

jarl bluegums

im gonna have to go all lazia on you if you keep dissing muh brown eyes

I made you guys a new Roof cutout.

http://sciencenordic.com/scandinavians-are-earliest-europeans

All non-nordics are getting cleansed on Rahowa as you are all foreign squatters on european soil

Because my love for you all is only surpassed by my love for Roof.

***1 4 8 8 D E A T H T O G E S T A***

I fucking hate Gesta

Relationship ended with Gesta. Now Frank is my boyfriend.

Blitz is mad because I wont respond to his gay nightcore

GOD I WISH I WAS THAT SPIDER

CRAWLING ALL OVER MUMMY CARA'S FACE

@Sammy Woodchipperz tbf they're forest green

They just look brown without good light

Can confirm, wear sunglasses most of the day outside because of how light sensitive that type is

@Vic_Mackey would you fuck cara

@Blitz ⚡ you know she's part jew, right?

yeah i dont give a fuck id rape the shit out of her

shes like 1/16th

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I would do hideous things to her anus.

Lol

I can see you recreating Sammy's story with her

I'd watch you fuck Cara, Vic. I'd get great pleasure from it.

No eye contact though

o-okay

just let me sit in the corner and watch though please

Who is this Tara trap

cara delavigne

shes my new wife

me on the left

I'd pee in her butt

6'2"

she's pretty average looking

the fuck is wrong with that body

It doesn't look like a 12 year old's

That's what

ah right

1/16th nigga please

hey vic check out this cool pic

Lol

#ranched

1/16th is alot different than a full blown billy yenta

vic im pissed off

this dumb fucking whore goes and cuts a bunch of meaningless shit into her legs the entire time

but i ask her to cut "READ SIEGE" into her leg for a dank meme, and she refuses

this is why i hate women

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She needs to be pranked

Tell her slicing Bring Me the Horizon lyrics into her fat legs won't bring her father back.

I'm her daddy now

best meme

Hahaha

Saved

the thot i cucked rope with is heading up my place soon

gonna rawdog that tight NS pussy

#NeverLearningFromYourMistakes

Where did that running gag with the cartoon cat head come from?

The one being squeezed

you mean this? @Vic_Mackey

Lol

Yeah

i dont know but its fucking annoying

rope used to spam it to me the entire time

i think its from tom and jerry

Looks like the cat Pepe Le Pew chased

The virgin Snagglepuss
The chad Le Pew

Did you guys call Reeve again yet

Still at work nigger

Same Ricky martin

Thought you said 530

Oh right West coast time

Hurr durr

What position do you think he played?

Receiver probably

oof

gay joke

good one

That was pretty good one [REDACTED]

wide receiver

used to be a tight end

not any more

just imagine enoch staring into spencers gaping asshole with his beady eyes

oh god

don't make me think of such tings

i've hung out with em both together a few times

lol

I wrote a story similar to that

did someone in here give me escape from tarkov

methinks you've inspired me to write part 3 for the Furbaby Chronicles

god who gave me this fucking game

reeee

what is escape from tarkov

its an fps

i might build a cheap gaming pc in cambowldia so i can game with you fags but will it work? will i be able to play in your servers even though im in asia?

Can anyone do a decent cutout of that gun and bullets?

@TheBowlFather some games work better than others

my buddy in taiwan had trouble playing certain games with us

That's the famous niggerkiller.

but blizzard games and shit would always work fine

thats my only real source of asian knowledge

they say internet is pretty good in cambowldia and i would play on signapore servers

i'm sure like gta online would work fine

yea but ill need a really fancy computer for that right

eh

the requirements aren't that high

i mean if you want it to look super awesome yeah

my apartment comes with wifi

but id have to pay for internet so i can have it hardwired to the router right?

but i played it forever on a $50 video card

i have no idea how their internet works there

well you cant really game on wifi right? not fast enough?

like even here right?

nah it'll work

its just not preferred by me

but i know plenty of people who do

well they probably don't prefer it they just don't care yknow

i get all autistic and run network cables all over apartments

I made you a new png.

Is anyone here a bowlcultist?

Polo

Our brand/

do niggers still wear that shit

marco

bowlo

@Vic_Mackey is there a correlation between eye color and light sensitivity? I have to wear sunglasses too.

Yeah there is, which makes sense since it absorbs less light and let’s more into the eye

Yo did the phone call happen yet?

nah vic gets off work in like hour and a half

i think