I've pozzed more negpussies than you can imagine

Thats it

not all day

Nothing more

it takes 5 minutes at most

I’m charging crystals right now

That would take like 10 minutes to write at most

people underestimate how easy it is to bash out a lil short story

especially about uncles and kids

I could write uncle rape porn all day

Ok fag post in general

Once again

Thats it

i find the easiest way is to just start. go for it. it will come out like my hot pozz load, slathering up my tighty whiteys, and causing my giant bowlsaq to slip and slide about as I stride proudly about the room

Nothing more to it

🎩 🍹

@Joseph Goebbowls I bet your crystals are charged af

I mean how long before blitz starts posting gay porn in here?

im shedding positrons like a motherfucker

We were all charging crystals together in that group video call

Frank whipped his dick out and then we all did

I get it sheldon you wanna back up your gay friend

We got those crystals glowing bright

But he will be posting full pen gay porn in a few months

If even then

Look, I'm just a pilot who lives in Alaska

there are 4 times as many men here as females

tfw I posted gay porn like 20 minutes ago

I’m even gayer than Blitz now

i used to wonder about taht man to woman ratio in alaska and thkn it would be troublesome

but tbh

women only fuck a small percentage of men anyway

so wahts te difference

imagine how terrible eskimo pussy is

id rather not

Just go to russia

i bet it smells like that shit you put on your baseball mitt

It’s cold

And probably smells like seal blubber

they wear animal furs, eat fucking seal and walrus, like in a ice house and have like a scag den to stay warm and sleep in

too cold to shower

lot of fish too

Eskimos must never bathe

itd be hard to get clean as an eskimo ever

jesus i figure they dont, is that like part of what they believe?

Scag den

?

yeah

animal hides and furs, they have had eskimo sex on it, its not like they have a washing machine, and they curl up in it in their nasty bodies every night

thats definitely a scag den

>eat fatty seal and fish all day
>fish all day
>have sex all night

Sounds like they have it figured out

the aroma

Probably don't even smell it anymore

i sure wish my wardrobe consisted of giant pieces of whale intestine

if I was told at gunpoint to take my clothes off and fuck an eskimo, I'd tear my dick off and punt it

Dear lord what are you spergs doing to eachother. Why has there been a ton of fucking porn posted the past 4 months, why is there now talk of gay porn. Why are you all fighting. Why are half of you joking about drugs.

I need to watch war crime videos after this

Chad eskimo makes his own clothing from animal skin

Virgin everyone else wears chink made cotton

Even regular natives smell bad

https://youtu.be/z3dZgMq1F3s

sounds like we need to satanic meth yenta poast harder

btw read siege faggot

@Alx this is a satanist server. everyone in here is an awd member.

^

What part of siege does it say you should fuck each others butts

dd you read it

Chapter 6

it says so in SIEGE 2: Iron Gates Boogaloo

mmyes

It’s right after chapter 5 where it talks about Satan

Gay sex allows Satan to enter through your gaping anus

There's nothing more manly than being with another man.

@Alx got glaucoma from Anglin

This song is about me if I was a pirate https://youtu.be/xCYpKp8Kt-w

i tihnk we need to start a IRL initiation process here

we will tell them its a bowlcut

but really we are going to pozz their neghole for satan

hope you are ready

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346702342625689601/410005350260015126/image.png

<:hellyeah:376968731156414464>

we will bring some amyl nitrite

because we are nice

4 past lives ago, I was trained to be a yeti hunter as a young boy in the Himalayas. We had to work hard to keep our dicks warm.

@⚡Blitz⚡ thats a nice skateboard you got there

no poppers will wake them up

we start off with a sneak attack with a wheelbarrow full of pillows and a tranq gun

the poppers are to make their buttholes loosen up a bit

so i can get my whole crystal charger in there

what happened to commodvs demitrivs ? Did you chase him off?

bowls and all

You're all in luck because my dick curves up slightly so it's perfect for pounding your prostate in the missionary position as I kiss your neck and nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings, our hands locked together and our breathing in unison as our bodies entwine in ecstasy <@&335649595675770881> <@&352723196987965441> <@&336660469504802816> <@&335650072585043968> <@&335650728700018688> <@&351912398870806529>

hes chillin

@Alx wasn't homoerotic enough

You god damn super taggot

yeah fuck that

Is that Satanism?

ive had enough of your shitty pings

bye

yeah

it is if i say it is

im getting unbowled

thats dominion

No

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE LEFT

what a little bitch

NEXT

THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE BLITZ TRAIN

CHOO CHOO DEATH TO JOOS

Does no one know you can mute server's

our server got screenshotted and we are being accused of a bunch of shit on the internet so we are fucking around about it

so it hurt his feelings?

you right click on it

and select mute server

i have notifications turned off

then you rig some morphine in the tip of your dick

@Alx Cutmmodvs hasn't been around for a while

what, you got infiltrated too?

i dont get them for anything

Idk

Blitz isn't fucking around

He is unironically been gay posting for months

yeah

@Alx no some alt right faggot got triggered and sent screenies to daddy Anglin

@Alx no, some Daily Stormer poster that’s been in here leaked

@Spiritchef he may overpower you and penetrate you.

don't let him find you.

"Does gay sex trigger you? Heh"

yeah and you think im gonna stop just because you dont like it?

its obviously triggering you

Just lmao

seeing as you're being such a butthurt faggot about it

No, the Satan and meth made him more upset

Stick to the downers

he would be butthurt, you've sent pics

ok listen up cucks, a little fag poasting isnt going to send you to your cuck pope's hell, in fact im pretty sure they endorse meth faggoty and satan

so just get over it and take your communion from my bowlrod

the degen posting isnt due to trying to trigger a leaker. You v been doing this for months.

Im just going to keep pointing out that you're not joking

You're a fag dude

daddy's cummunion 😩

yeah christians are hardcore boy fuckers

Yeah the current year pope is pro-faggotry

so shut up

open your mouth

mfw people that never even poast in here complain about the main poasters

and transubstantiate my protein

in his name

s-s-s-stop calling me gay! I'll post pics of my penis inside a girl (female) this weekend, t-that'll show you!
*sniffles and cries into Frank's muscular arms*
owo whats dis
*sucks on franks knobhead*

They don't even poast

They don't truly believe in the Bowl.

Spirit chef not included since he poasts

Im a fedora. I just think your fecal matter sex talk is nasty

I like Spirit Chef

Blitz is the only poster

^

poaster*

sammy has it down down down in his heart

Blitznut gallery

Friendly reminder the Blitzpill is the hardest pill to swallow but you must swallow it anyways, swallow it all. Don't spill a drop or I'll beat you lifeless.

@GrapeJuice is one of the only DS transplants that proved fully worthy of here

I always liked his poasts

Wish you all the best. May you find success in every endeavor.

Didn't most of us come from thunderdome

NEXT

Yeah

I appreciate Sir Grape

Hahaha

@GrapeJuice you are appreciated

Bbs is really gay now and siege seems to be shit I thought anyway I'm not joking when I say I'm actually glad you invited me.

We're glad you're here ❤

Where’s his hat

I have an extra

🎩

I'll give it to him

done

mmmyes

the alt right has gotten really 'Murica

it looks quite good on you @GrapeJuice

that person in the electric chair at walmart you want to stab

^

Tonight will be known as the great trimming

Yeah this is my preferred method of housecleaning

joking?

I don't like banning

every once in a while you need to trim your bowlcut

also wheres the gay porn?

i havent seen any gay porn

unless we're talking about vic's selfies because they turn me the fuck on, so they may as well be porn

squat on my fasces daddy 😩

apparently goatse imagery is gay porn now

<:mason:383878107934752769>

Once blitz crosses that rubicon and actually does start to spam sodomy can he kicked?

But I do like psychologically tormenting the unworthy until they give up

@Vic_Mackey broke: blocking banning, or unfriending someone
Woke: posting stuff that makes them do it for you

wtf you guys posting gay porn without tagging me?!

Hahaha

I am now going to start posting gay porn.

im casting for one blitz

I saw a video once where a guy got his foot up to his ankle up another guys ass

I mean at this point they are openly inviting it

Wow man.

This is a picture of gay porn.

its gonna be called "Drastic Parts"

I once saw a video like that but it was a jar

the jar video is pretty gnar

I saw that too

@The Final Bowlution Bowlther. You missed the start of the purges

The Great Trim

The only legit gay porn I’ve seen posted is the drawings I posted tonight

The Tupperwarenning

we are awd now

/r9k/

i want to be vice admiral

Look at how the sanguinary delight drips from her optical vagina. The womb her brain, her eye the canal, and the eyelids the labia. I slide my shaft slowly into her, my Vrilskin connecting to her brain. The throb of Vrillic energy sends me into ecstasy as I dump load after load into her beautiful Aryan skull. It is a glorious day to be a Fascist skullfucker, of the Totenkopf Division. Hail Victory.

@Sammy Woodchipperz showing your bare eyes in that balaclava was slutty as bowl fam

It all starting to make sense

@⚡Blitz⚡ tybb

@Vic_Mackey I think you left before I took it off

I'm so glad it had MUMMIES MILKIES in it

So when not on here posting gay porn

He is in r9k with other depressed lonely people

thousands of people likely had to read about mummy milk

No he's cucking Rope

Really makes you think

and more will

Tbh

@Akashic Wrecker tbh yeah

lmao im literally cucking rope

To tbh yeah

thats fucking great

tbh fam

Thousands of people read my poasts

SIEG HEIL MEIN BRUDERS

yeah sammy now is viewed as a fucking psychopath

why is he hiding his dick

@⚡Blitz⚡ fake

He always was, he just didn't have the poasting outlet @Akashic Wrecker

i saw the pic without that already

I'll DM you the others

ok

i didnt go on tinder tonight

so i didnt get any pics